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  1. Rec *

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    When Whitaker accidentally sends a dick pic to Dr. Robby, he never thought it would end like this.

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    The ED team shuffles out, Whitaker and Dr. Robby taking up the rear. Dr. Robby stops him with a hand on Whitaker’s waist, there and gone. “Really,” he says low, directly into his ear, beard scratching his cartilage, “that was amazing. You didn’t waste any time starting compressions. That probably saved that baby’s life. You saved that baby’s life.”

    The praise goes to his head, suffusing him with endorphins. “Thank you, Dad.” And he promptly wants to crawl out of his skin and slither down the drain with the after birth slop.

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    13 Mar 2026

  2. Rec 83

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    Mike Wheeler has the perfect small town Indiana life. He’s a sweet(?) boy going into the ninth grade, with a beautiful mom, working dad, annoying little sister, and an even more annoying big sister. Eddie Munson let him into the Hellfire Club, and there hasn’t even been a single demon attacking town in months!

    Problem, though: Mike can’t eat. Or, rather: Mike isn't eating. And he's trying not to tell anyone that. The unfortunate thing is, people love him -- which means people notice.

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    Mike and his serious issues with emotional repression, an eating disorder, and internalized homophobia.

    The various ways people try to be there for each other; the various ways they succeed and the various ways they fail.

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    Each chapter centers a different pair dynamic with Mike! Byler endgame...

    1. Eddie 2. Max 3. Steve and Robin 4. (TBC)

    BE MINDFUL OF TAGS.

    Tags to be added as chapters progress!

    Title from "Wandering Stars" by Portishead.

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    30 Jan 2026

  3. Rec 95

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    "I had no idea there was something wrong. I wouldn’t have known anything if Will didn’t call.”
    “What do you mean if Will didn’t call?”
    “He read the note that you gave him.”
    “He called the police?”
    “He called me.”
     
    Will called his mom. Mike hasn’t talked to him since.

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    14 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 70

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    Soap had always hated the idea of fighting alongside vicious monsters. They were unpredictable, dangerous — tools of war, nothing more. But what he never saw coming… was growing attached to one.

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    01 Sep 2025

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    In a world where monsters are real, the humans were able to control them and are now using them to fight for their wars.
    The sergeant Soap Mactavish from the military task force 141 is finally able to summon is own monster, wich he names Ghost.
    But as Ghost refuses to cooperate with humans, so Soap must find a way to gain his trust.
    Although the whole world seems to be telling them to stay away from each other, they are nevertheless drawn hopelessly closer to each other

    A love story, intertwined with war and questions of humanity.
    How will the soldier and the not so heartless monster find each others ?
    Let's find out now ;)

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    31 Aug 2025