18 Bookmarks by Utypeilltok
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Astarion and Gale break into a haunted library to uncover forbidden knowledge, only to learn the key to entry is putting on the dirtiest show of their lives.
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Gale has an unexplored exhibition kink, and they find the perfect opportunity to indulge it in a haunted library during a lightning storm. Meanwhile, I get to indulge my increasing inability to write something without a massive cum joke involved.Written for the Kinktober prompts Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, and the Spooktober prompts Ghost, Haunted House (except a Haunted Library), and Storms.
Canon Caveats: Plausible as post-canon canon-compliant fic, with some magical realism and exceptions to strict 5e magic rules.
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During a raid on a smuggler ship, Ed finds a merman named Stede locked in the hold. Inspired by art by feriowind.
Inside is a tub that looks like it was cobbled together from wooden boards. And inside the tub is a merman.
He sits on the bottom of the tub, his back slumped against its wooden side. His tail is curled beneath the water’s surface, nearly tucked into a perfect circle in the cramped space. He looks pale and haggard, and there’s a shackle around his neck attached to a heavy chain in the wall.
He’s the most magnificent and most pathetic thing Ed’s ever seen.
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- Part 1 of Water/line
- Part 1 of I can't stop making them into mermaids
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In 1718, Ed waited all night on the dock, but Stede never showed. And then to add insult to injury, he went and died. Drowning his grief in rum and violence, Ed finds himself pursued by monsters, ghosts, and the British Navy.
Aboard Ed's own ship, Jim Jimenez is waiting for their chance for revenge against the people who've hurt their family, Ed included.
A chance meeting with an old rival at Ocracoke Island shifts the trajectory of all of their lives, and sends them hurtling back toward past hurts. Now they'll have to work together to come through the other side of the storm, and to build a new future from the wreckage of all they have been.
This story is now COMPLETE
There's also now a podfic of this story by the incredible Kninjaknitter, available here!
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- Part 2 of Finders Keepers
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Stede and his crew acquire a cat, whether they like it or not.
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At night Israel dreams of Ed in fragments. His skin through the pinprick holes that line the seams of his weather-beaten t-shirts. The small of his back, the soft bend of his elbow. The raised lines of his tattoo where the needle sunk too deep and scarred. On a ship there’s nowhere to be alone but in sleep. Israel doesn’t even have that.
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26 Feb 2023
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"I want your loyalty," says Teach.
Over the years, Izzy falls in love.
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03 Jan 2023
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so pretty when you fall apart by florence_after_midnight for asyouwes
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Dec 2022
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In which Izzy never fucked anyone with a dick before. Luckily, Ed knows just the guy to make his first time a night to remember...
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Jack squeezes Izzy’s fingers and looks right into his eyes, a sincerity in the crease of his brow and a sweetness in the way his lips curl up. “Nah, baby, that’s not happening. I wouldn’t want your first time to hurt, so we gotta make sure you’re ready for Daddy’s cock, hm?”And Izzy wants to roll his eyes at that, because it is stupid and ridiculous and so completely Jack that it shouldn’t be sexy – but it’s hard to pretend when it makes him shudder like that. Jack grins, easily reading the signs of his body, and he goes on: “I know they say a virgin’s meant to bleed on their wedding night, but I ain’t got no plans to put a ring on you any time soon."
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29 Dec 2022
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For their crimes, Jack and Izzy are abandoned at Blind Man's cove. Unstoppable force meets immovable object
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28 Dec 2022
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it’s so peaceful (when the rain swallows all) by CloudsPassMeBy
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Aug 2022
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Izzy and Jack live alone in a cabin in the woods, off-grid. Off a grid that no longer exists.
Neither are sure, would you pick me if I wasn’t the only one around?
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- Part 56 of Izzy gets wrecked
- Part 4 of Jack and Izzy 2gether 4ever
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28 Dec 2022
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Lt. Israel Hands is not having an easy time of it. The merger between police departments means he has to play nanny to a crew of sloppy misfits, while his captain gets chummy with one Stede Bonnet. Disrupting things even further, there's been a murder in town and the cowboy cop Jack Rackham is sent to help investigate. But nothing is quite what it seems, and Izzy finds himself falling into a dark place where he will ultimately have to choose: loyalty to his captain or the mysterious new stranger?
Written for Goretober prompt 16: Hybristophilia
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15 Nov 2022
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pliocene by UnfortunatelyObsessed for Emi_theSassiestSousa, nerdykai128
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 May 2022
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“Well you’ve gone and fucked it up now, mate.”
“I beg your pardon?”
“Fuckin' beg then, man, it's just ocean for miles.” Ed motions out to the waves, where there is no sign of any sort of ship, their small dinghy pulled far up on the sand. “I told you when the clouds look like seagulls you take fuckin' cover. Goddamn ocean mutinied me.”
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09 Nov 2022
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Izzy Hands is butler to the notoriously rich and famous Edward Teach, admiring him from afar and making do with scraps of attention, substituting proximity for intimacy. He'll take what he can get.
But when his boss's one night stand turns into something more, Izzy finds even that slipping through his fingers.
It's a good thing he has his hands full then, with the two Bonnet kids taking a shine to him, and Stede's unhinged, jittery chef who just won't leave him the fuck alone.
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- Part 12 of Knife Men (The Izzy/Roach collection)
- Part 1 of Butler!Izzy AU
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06 Nov 2022
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"And Ed could do little more than let out an awed sigh as his eyes once again took in what must be hundreds of books. Not even all of the books Stede has ever read. Just the select few he liked the most. Entire lifetimes within each tome. Love and loss and adventure and knowledge. For some reason, all just hitting him then.
Ed had never been particularly interested in books. He mostly associated reading with his mother's stern lessons over her well-worn bible, re-reading the same passages over and over again until they were forever burned into his memory."
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Ed becomes fascinated by the books that have informed the worldview of the even more fascinating Stede Bonnet.
Ed's mother taught him to read when he was a boy, but through a series of miscommunications, Stede ends up reading aloud to Ed nearly every night (with Ed willfully taking advantage of Stede's misunderstanding to spend more time with him).
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22 Oct 2022
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I will paint you in silver, I will wrap you in gold (Oh, my beautiful one) by butchybats
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Sep 2022
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Stede buys himself an earring, and when faced with the realization that he's unable to wear it he asks Ed to pierce his ear.
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14 Sep 2022
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"'M cold," Ed murmured, trying to curl into a tighter ball. He groaned, and then coughed a couple of times. "Hurts. Everything hurts."
Stede couldn't breathe for a moment. "...Jesus Mary and Joseph!" he gasped out. "Ed!" He shot to his feet. "I'm gonna... stay right there, Ed!" He fled to the cabin door and burst out onto the deck, where most of his crew was now sleeping in the moonlight. "Roach!" he shouted. "He's worse, Ed's worse! Where are you, Roach, wake up!"
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Or, Ed contracts malaria.
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09 Sep 2022
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One afternoon at port, on a slightly beat-up ship christened the Royal James, tucked away in Chatham Bay at the end of winter, Stede Bonnet gets a letter.
Izzy swallows his pride and asks for help. Stede finds his way back to the Revenge. Ed finally gets to let go.
Updates Saturdays. (on hiatus)
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22 Aug 2022
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something familiar about those eyes by joaogilbertofan96
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Aug 2022
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I saw this > https://twitter.com/mickmooks/status/1533484162790858754?s=20&t=sjkB-4kVFA9lDqhkxqpL8Q tweet and i loved the idea of stede being his cartoon character self and sneaking back onto the revenge in disguise : )
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20 Aug 2022
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Humans touch what isn't theirs and the Master teaches them a lifelong lesson about playing with his belongings.
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25 Sep 2021