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I Wanna Be Your Dog by alientransmission
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
14 Jul 2025
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Just a little scavprowl pet play PWP ❤️
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22 Sep 2026
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It begins with Scavenger, who is, undeniably, (and certainly more transparently than all the others), a sweet, needy thing.
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18 Sep 2026
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When you start to feel the rush by towards_morning
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
26 Oct 2021
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Collection of Kinktober 2021 ficlets.
Chapter nineteen: Rodimus/Ultra Magnus, Ultra Magnus/others, public use.
Rodimus had commed Magnus exactly the moment his shift ended to remind him to finish up. It was, Magnus grudgingly admitted, an excellent display of punctuality. As promised, he had left to meet at the bar.Perhaps “meet” was the wrong word. Rodimus was out there somewhere, anyway. Handing around the little remote and asking people to make their guesses. Magnus stared down at where he was holding his drink in a death grip and tried very hard not to let his processor work down the list of who he had seen en route to the dim corner he was hiding in.
Chapter twenty: Rung/Minimus, CNC.
Rung cupped the hand around his cheek, tugging him back upright. A little lubricant smeared across his cheek from the fingers. “Sit up, now,” he said, “You’ll strain something if you’re not careful.” Minimus tensed, but he kept his head upright this time.“Better,” Rung said, satisfied.
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- 27,727
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- 20/20
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27 Aug 2026
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Most Of The Time, We Don't Have Anyone by TheOneWithTheBook
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
16 Aug 2026
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17 Aug 2026
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Only a liar loves a liar by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Apr 2026
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Spider-Man and Deadpool have a casual fling that Peter smartly breaks off before anyone can catch any pesky feelings. To prove that they aren’t hung up on each other (at all!), they make a bet on who can find a date faster. By a stroke of luck, Peter meets Wade Wilson soon after, so he has practically won the bet already.
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- 23,574
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- 10/10
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17 Aug 2026
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to be understood by scarlct_vvitch
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
17 Jun 2026
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Two days after their first contact—and more importantly, their first words—Grace sets up his thinking machine to speak.
Rocky does not need the assistance of a machine for Grace’s language. It is ugly and harsh to listen to, but it’s relatively simple to learn. That, and, well—Rocky was alone for a very, very long time before he met Grace. He maybe hangs on to each word a little more than strictly necessary. Grace only needs to tell him each word once for Rocky to know it forever.
Grace, though…
Well, he’s lucky Rocky is patient. Let’s leave it at that.
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14 Aug 2026
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In The Pursuit Of Stamina by Spoon888 for YuniverseRiuku
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
25 Jul 2026
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Starscream uses time travel to re-experience the carnal joys of Megatron’s virile young frame.
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
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10 Aug 2026
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project get grace off by flirty_vagabond
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
06 Jul 2026
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Grace had an aversion to swearing that Rocky couldn’t understand - which was frustrating since obviously Rocky had wanted to learn every Eridian curse word under the sun after they’d learned to communicate. It was an overall stupid and inconsequential thing, but he was just itching to hear him let loose a squeaky, frustrated fuck.
Rocky added that to his ever growing mental list of things he wanted to do with him: get Gracie off so good he finally said fuck.
Rocky was confident in his abilities to make it happen.
He’d be the best damn lay Grace ever had, actually. Alien species, be damned. Rocky was nothing if not adaptable and teachable; he aimed to please. He’d do whatever necessary to aid his best friend in succumbing to absolute bliss. It was a little ridiculous how fast that had become his new life’s mission.
Project Get-Grace-Off.
God, Rocky needed to get laid; he might be losing his mind
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- Part 1 of Eridian Grace/Human Rocky
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12 Jul 2026
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Bonus by SlimReaper for Arbalester
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
20 Nov 2015
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For all his brag-and-bluster, Rodimus has actually never overloaded in his life, and Megatron is determined not only to rectify that but also untangle a bit of the emotional mess that is his co-captain.
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- Part 2 of Fics by iopele
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09 Jul 2026
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The Scientific Method by Quarfield
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 Jul 2026
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Spraying chlorine gas into your best friend's cloaca. Just another freaking Friday night.
46 years really does a number on a guy. Grace is about to find out how, whether he likes it or not.
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- Part 1 of Sol's PHM fics (NSFW)
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- 6/7
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27 May 2026
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“What are you doing to yourself?” Megatron demanded impatiently, because he was completely incapable of any other tone.
“What you should be doing,” Starscream panted. “I’m so empty…”
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Megatron comms for assistance during his mission. Starscream is somewhat unhelpful.
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26 May 2026
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“What are you talking about?” Grace's fingers played quick chords as he spoke. He didn’t even look as he did it, but it did not make them any less purposeful.
“Discussing possible reasons why Tau Ceti is not infected while other stars are,” Eva replied deftly. “I would invite you to join, but we were just finishing—”
“Oh, that’s easy.” His hand twisted a knob, and the notes came out sharper. “It is infected—Petrova Line and everything.”
In Grace's opinion, dreaming about time traveling is no excuse for getting out of practice with his Eridian. To the rest of the Petrova Taskforce, it seems a bit odd that their resident Astrophage expert has suddenly taken to carrying a keyboard around and playing it whenever he speaks. Eva Stratt resolves to figure out what is going on.
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- 19/23
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20 May 2026
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Press on the Gas Pedal and Accelerate, Baby by EVTrainingUniversity
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon)
04 Jun 2026
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"So, let me make sure I got this right," he started, tilting his helm back and forth in faux contemplation. "You want to pay me to pretend by being your happy little fake conjunx becauseee…?"
"Were you not listening the first time?" Bumblebee glared at him, working his jaw—the plates tensing in his desire to avoid repeating himself.
"Not really."
Or; after a messy breakup with Breakdown, Bumblebee searches out Swindle with one goal in mind—paying the Con to be his fake boyfriend to hopefully make Breakdown jealous enough to come crawling back to him.
Neither of the two expect to gain feelings for one another, but you know what say, the best laid plans of glitch mice and mechs...
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- 45,572
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18 May 2026
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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- English
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- 26,850
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- 10/10
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- 2,583
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- 31,975
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12 May 2026
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How to screw an alien by bleeding_hydnellum
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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Rocky realizes he is in love with Ryland, and after confessing he learns a lot about how Ryland's biology works.
Later, Ryland visits Erid and Adrian learns about Ryland's biology.- Language:
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10 May 2026
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The Deal by Polyhexian
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
09 Nov 2021
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Slams glass on the counter. Vortex is on the lost light au because [tv static]. Anyway Ratchet hates that guy
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30 Apr 2026
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The Kind You Clean Up with a Mop and Bucket by neveralarch
Fandoms: The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
31 Jan 2022
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Vortex and First Aid have some fun and ruin some washracks.
Inspired by this perfect tweet: pet play but the pet is pretending to be an illegally kept alligator living in a bathtub
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30 Apr 2026
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A Dog is a Mech's Best Friend by Trinary
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
17 Mar 2019
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When Ultra Magnus takes a missile to the face, Thundercracker discovers a tiny, injured turbofox in the wreckage and rescues it. What cruel monster would do this? Who would leave a poor, defenseless puppy on the battlefield? Who???
Meanwhile, Minimus Ambus accidentally becomes the best-placed inside agent the Autobots have had in vorns.
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25 Feb 2026
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Optimization is V1’s specialty. From projectile punching to explosion-propelled feats of acceleration, V1 was made to make itself better: faster. To achieve maximum performance, it opts to optimize its energy usage. A more efficient source of biofuel may exist—but V1 needs a means to extract it. A particular peripheral used by Mindflayers seems promising.
V1 intends to test it on Gabriel. There must be something better than blood.
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30 Jan 2026
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Keep Your Head Above the Water by Cass_Phoenix
Fandoms: Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon), Transformers - All Media Types
19 Jan 2026
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(Rewrite and extension of Febuwhump Day 10: Magic Exhaustion.)
An exploration around the Malto's property goes awry when Bumblebee and the Terrans stumble upon a magical pond that appears to have a singular ability: turn whoever touches it young.
Consequently, the Terrans have to deal with a significantly younger Bumblebee - B-127 - with a heightened sense of self-importance and attitude. Confusion gripping all sides of the fiasco, the group of sparklings desperately search for a way to restore him to the mentor they know, all while trying to navigate their new and terrifying relationship.
Not that B-127's helping make things easier.
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- Part 1 of Please Don't Drown In Your Sorrows
- Language:
- English
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- 85,848
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 456
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25 Nov 2025