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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Morticia Addams as a mermaid, sharing a tender moment with Gomez on a lake.

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    14 Aug 2022

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    His name was not always Jack Sparrow.

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    04 Mar 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    On a nice day out, Aziraphale recalls something unusual he spotted when he was visiting Hell, and asks Crowley about it. Prepare for fluffiness woolliness. Illustrated by the author.

    With thanks to Loveneedlesandhay for beta reading.

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    04 Mar 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    Here am I
    Whole at last with a golden view
    Looking for hope
    And I hope it's you
    Splitting my heart
    Cracked right in two
    The pleasure of pain endured
    To purify our misfit ways
    And magnify our crystal days....

    Echo and the Bunnymen, Crystal Days

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    11 Feb 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Gorgeous.

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    God's a bit tetchy, and She always has been. She never thought She'd have to punish Her own angels, not after the Fall. What to do with a Heaven whose system doesn't work anymore? When She decides some restructuring is in order, Aziraphale's life gets decidedly more complicated.

    Aziraphale just wishes someone had given him a warning instead of throwing him straight off the deep end.

    Crowley, for his part, really just wants Heaven and Hell to leave them both alone, but with angels and demons knocking at their door, the stakes have never been higher.

     

    OR--that time God said 'fuck it all' and decided to restructure Heaven.

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    17 Jan 2022

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    Every 300 years, Heaven and Hell share a company retreat on Earth during which angels and demons temporarily surrender their celestial powers.

    Officially, it’s a time for fostering team unity and better understanding the needs of the client base. It’s definitely not a time for terrorizing the hotel staff with divine/diabolical showdowns, abusing the ethereal expense account, or furiously snogging your hereditary enemy. But when Aziraphale and Crowley are up for promotion, Hell breaks loose and Heaven might just break free.

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    11 Oct 2021

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    There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide

    It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time update this and take a crack at finishing it. (Links and Images are in, the new Audio and Video tags are not.)

    The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.

    There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)

    Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.

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    11 Oct 2021

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    Embedding tutorial

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    11 Oct 2021

  9. Public Bookmark 61

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    The Bentley has a soul. The Bentley was a good car. That means that after it exploded, the Bentley went to Heaven. Heaven is not thrilled about this.

    Or: It's a lovely day in Heaven, and you are a horrible Bentley...

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    17 Sep 2021

  10. Public Bookmark 35

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    Sometimes the fell beast you’re sent to hunt down is actually just an old acquaintance stuck in a swamp. This sort of thing does not get included in the epic stories, no matter how hard you try.

    In which Aziraphale makes a very poor hero, and Crowley an even worse monster.

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    28 Jul 2021

  11. Public Bookmark 20

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    "By the Powers of Hell, I, Malacoda, Formally Bless Anthony ‘Noodle Legs’ Crowley, Serpent of Eden, Bane of Eve, and Tutelary Fiend of Themed Accessories. He outranks me, but what the Heaven, I need to vent.

    May the demon Crowley be consigned to boiler-room duty for two thousand fascinating years.
    May he then do time as a doorman for a convention of rabbis, bishops, imams, pujaris, and archimandrites, and may each of them bless him as they enter.
    Also, may he get an infestation of scale mites, and may those scale mites get religion, and have schisms, and write theses on those schisms, and may it never, ever, ever stop."

    Or: Crowley has a knack of snagging the credit for evil he had nothing to do with. Sometimes it’s human-generated — but at other times, the Serpent can really foul up the ill-laid plans of a frustrated fellow fiend.

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    03 May 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Bathory's bathtub indeed.

  12. Public Bookmark 2

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    Uriel, the angel of prophecy, is tasked with delivering visions. That doesn't mean she enjoys her job, though.

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    01 May 2021

  13. Public Bookmark 37

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    When Shadwell is incapacitated, Madam Tracy takes up the banner of the Witchfinder Army. How hard can it be? Even if some of the clients are a little... eccentric. Especially the one with the posh voice and the one with dark glasses, both of whom seem to want to send her on the same mission.

    Tracy's used to eccentric clients. But the ghosts might become a problem.

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    28 Mar 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    About the sweetest and most lovely thing I have ever read.

  14. Public Bookmark 6

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    Hastur lurks outside the bookshop, but to what purpose?

    Ligur lives(!), but how is he getting on as an angel?

    Aziraphale and Crowley are an established couple, but can they give relationship advice?

    Will the newly separated Hastur and Ligur be reunited?

    ….and why doesn’t Crowley like seafood?

    The answers are all to be found here!

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    13 Feb 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Oh my someone that is hilarious.

  15. Public Bookmark *

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    Hell doesn't send rude notes. They send ouija boards - and it's a possession waiting to happen.

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    11 Jan 2021

  16. Public Bookmark 4

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    War was a Horseperson of the Apocalypse who had fallen in love with Princess Helen of Aetolia- known to history as Helen of Troy. The two adored one another, more than anything in the world. When time came for Helen to marry King Menelaus of Sparta, War came up with a delightful little plan for the two to run off together, away from the restrictive duties of Helen's birthright.

    This is the story where Helen actually decided to take that leap and go off with her, and the following consequences of abandoning your eternal purpose for love.

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    11 Jan 2021

  17. Public Bookmark 7

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    A few weeks after the failed Apocalypse and attempted execution of Aziraphale, the Archangels Michael and Gabriel face the ire of the other principalities and are put on trial for their actions. And then it all goes downhill from there.

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    06 Dec 2020

  18. Public Bookmark 34

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    Sometimes, when things are a bit too much for a human shaped being of the world to handle, Crowley turns into a snake instead. Aziraphale doesn't understand, but he tries to be understanding.

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    14 Nov 2020

  19. Public Bookmark 20

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    A week before Adam’s eighteenth birthday, Hell’s whispers return, and Adam’s power begins to surge. Shadows stalk him in Hogback Wood, and Dog shakes his earthly form for the first time in order to protect Adam. Seeking answers, Adam reunites with Crowley and Aziraphale at the bookshop and takes them up on the promise they made to him years ago at the airbase. Hell can’t restart Armageddon, but Crowley suspects that they will do their best to cause trouble on earth—and Adam’s instability is key to their plan.

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    08 Nov 2020

  20. Public Bookmark 3

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    “Why are you alone the prince of demons?” King Solomon asked.

    “Because I was the highest-ranking angel in Heaven who Fell. I was called Beelzeboul. Now I control all those bound in Tartarus. But I have a child who haunts the Red Sea. He comes up whenever he can, and tells me what he has done, and I support him.”

    They clenched their fists so tight that their nails dug in and drew blood. It was like they couldn’t stop the words. Solomon hadn’t even asked about that specifically, but Beelzebub had thought it in answer to his question, and so the words had poured out. Uncontrollable.

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    07 Nov 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    For author remembering.

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