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Everything her friends had said, all the love stories she had read, pointed to her as the fault in all of this. Was it her plumbing, or her wiring? She used to wonder.
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Blue Hour by WatTheCur
Fandoms: Askewniverse, Clerks (Movies - Smith), Chasing Amy (1995)
22 May 2025
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The Rabbit squeaked when Bob squeezed him through his jeans, scrabbling back against the wall with his hands wedged between his legs.
“Just so you know,” he said, pop-eyed and affronted, “you’re not for me.”
Bob is bought for a birthday prank.
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“Club downtown, Blue Heat. Need boys for nudie booth.”
An AU where Silent Bob started hustling after his breakup with Amy.
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Jay’s hands are full. She needs a Bob.
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Some unfinished JayBob pieces. *”Jenny” by Studio Killers blares in the distance*
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Veronica and Pap Smear Pusher after a nice, cool bath. It gets hot in Texas.
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Bob decided she would paint Jay, first. She rearranged the tubs on the table in order of colour, from sunset to twilight. The twilight where Bob ended and Jay began. She cracked the packet of brushes open and plucked out a small, square bristled one. Perfect for painting a little flag.
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Jay and Silent Bob take a rest at a rave.
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“We can’t have the hoi polloi waltzin’ through our bathroom on the pretence of a medical emergency. Come on, ten minutes without a word. You don’t honestly think they bought those napkins to wipe their asses with?”
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Jay comes to Bob’s room after a night out.
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She was worth the stomach churning walk through miles of flat lawns and low fences, with nowhere to hide if trouble came along. Worth the hours spent curled up in the scant shadows of the little apple tree that Johnny thanked God Marcia’s old man had been too stubborn to cut down, waiting for the lights to go out.
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Cassandra notices some unusual scars on Trigger’s body, and wants to know how they got there.
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She peered down at him and found herself searching. Searching for the flush, the glint of arousal in his red rimmed eyes. She had innumerable masochistic clients, but she could not remember one so patient, so inert, so...sad.
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Kilana’s body was the safest place in any quadrant.
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There was blood on the floor. A spatter of black dots, blotting the glittering tiles with the scattered candies. Edgar watched one soak into a foam shrimp and turn it red. Is she stupid? He wondered, staring over the sea of people at the glowing, frocked figure above the women’s bathroom. Or did she forget what bleeding was like when she was...?
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A potential series of writings which explore the relationships shared by the Awesome Monster Bashers.
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Sam did not have that masculinity that Agatha had long disregarded as unreachable, but she was easily boyish, and easily handsome. And with nothing more than a free, sunny smile, she was perfect. The sort of perfect Agatha could have been, had she been born Sam, and not Agatha.
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“I’m sorry I’m like this.” Zoe felt the words, hot and ragged on her throat. “That you can’t even touch me, without-...”
Zoe hugged her tighter, weaving a hand back into her hair and soothing her scalp. It made Agatha nuzzle into her, as helpless and trusting as a pup.
“Shhh, don’t be silly.” She hushed her, kissing her again. “I was careless, Aggs, I should have asked you what you wanted, first.”
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Pella awakes to find herself in bed, alone. Cally seems to be quite taken with something else.
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Zoe let Agatha into her arms last night, it was a mistake.