WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
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Before You Kick the Bucket by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
31 Mar 2026
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Scar Goodtimes is a vigilante, until that falls apart. Will he put that life back together? Or let a sleeping dog lie?
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- Part 2 of give me a chance (to get this right)
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Announcements, Announcements, Announcements! by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
29 Mar 2026
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Mayor Void makes an announcement about vigilantes and the Hero Association
not recommended as a standalone, but can be read as such (other works provide context)Series
- Part 4 of give me a chance (to get this right)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 544
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
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Now More Than Ever by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series)
08 Mar 2026
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When Jack von Pyroscythe seems to come back from the dead, Abolish is sent to deal with it. Unfortunately, the Whitepine Estate has problems other than Pyroscythe Hemlocke. And unfortunately for Abolish, he has to deal with those problems.
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B O N E S by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
05 Mar 2026
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The ability to control bones is very helpful around Halloween
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- Part 9 of give me a chance (to get this right)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 413
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 9
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Grumbot isn't sentient, right?
(Grumbot's journey to sentience)
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- Part 6 of give me a chance (to get this right)
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give me a chance (to get this right) by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
31 Mar 2026
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I saw that there’s not really any content based off of the “ Big & Bloop” bit from Wild Life, and I decided to change that. Definitely ooc, probably poorly written, but it’s here so… enjoy
Note: as always characters not creatorsEdit: I changed the name of the series, formerly known as Big & Bloop, Wanted Criminals
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“What’s wrong with me?” Grace manages, the words squeezed out through the tightness in his throat. “We just got attacked by the people who want both of us locked in a bunker, I nearly crushed everyone by accident, YOU made people BLEED FROM THEIR EYES, it’s finally hit me that I’m never going to get my old life back and now you're offering me a potato chip?”
Simon just looks at him, holding out the bag of chips in question. “Well do you fucking want one or not?”
Bookmarked by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
02 May 2026
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See the Line where the Sky meets the Sea by The_Floating_World
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
13 Sep 2020
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When Jon is a child he looks into the infinite abyss of space. The Vast looks back into him.
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"…what- uhm- what do you want?" Jimmys voice was a whisper again.
"…I don't know." Scott looked down at Jimmys neck. Anything to avoid his eyes. "Just not a baby."
Or: Scott and Jimmy decide to adopt a child, both to fill a sense of readiness, and to please their royal advisors. (That child just so happens to be TommyInnit)
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What Evolution Made Us by the_adventure_writer1379
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
26 Apr 2026
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It's something of an unspoken commandment that when you hear the SOS beacon, you respond, no matter what. Grace knows this. He knows that it might jeopardize the mission, but he can't leave someone in danger. He can't.
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Through a bunch of coincidences and the author pulling many worldbuilding strings, the Hail Mary picks up a faint distress signal and goes to investigate. When it does, what should it find but an ocean of blood on a tiny moon drifting in a starless void.
the #evolution AU on my Tumblr page (which is mentioned in my profile)
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26 Apr 2026
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pain’s like cold water [your brain just gets used to it] by jayriley
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
03 Feb 2025
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“We’re heading west,” Grian said, his voice quiet but firm.
“Yes,” Mumbo confirmed.
“You’re coming with us?”
“I want to make sure you get there.”
Grian studied him for a moment, then asked the question that had been weighing on Mumbo’s mind the entire day. “What will you do after?”
Mumbo hesitated, then shook his head slowly. “I don’t know. Maybe head home, if there’s anything left of it. Or just… figure out what freedom feels like.” He paused, his voice barely a whisper. “If there is such a thing anymore.”
Or, Mumbo escapes captivity with two hybrids, and fights to keep them safe by finding the Hermits.