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The one where Nandor's wives do not consent to be on this episode of The Bachelor.
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18 Jul 2022
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“You can’t let me die,” Guillermo says, loudly, his gaze heavy with fear. He lifts his hand, and presses it over Nandor’s where it rests on his cheek. “Nandor. Master. Don’t let me die. Please.” His voice breaks on the last word, and he lets out a shivering sob.
Tears start to prick at Nandor’s eyes, and he turns over his hand to take Guillermo’s fingers in his grasp. He pulls them away from Guillermo’s cheek, and lifts it to his mouth, bowing his head and pressing his lips into the warm skin.
“Nandor,” Guillermo repeats, voice fading, crackling with tears. “Please.”
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Vampirism is a curse, and Nandor cares for Guillermo too much to burden him with that.
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- Part 1 of by virtue fall
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16 Jul 2022
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A Hole in the Family Portrait by vampireshmampire (thekumquat)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
14 Feb 2022
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Guillermo is gone, and his absence is so palpable even the new familiar notices. Nandor's so busy moping he might miss his chance find a way to bring him back, and lose him forever.
But Guillermo's heard too many apologies already. It's going to take something really, really big.
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- English
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- 10,581
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 1
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- 86
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- 1,170
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- 263
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11 Jul 2022
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The Worst Thing About Having Dracula as a House Guest by rallamajoop
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), Dracula (Movies - Hammer), Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897)
26 Feb 2022
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"I make no secret of my purpose upon these shores," Dracula pronounces, snapping shut the book in his hands. "I have journeyed here with the anticipation of settling a long-held and very personal matter of revenge. Information has reached me that upon this very island, my ancient enemy, Van Helsing, has been reborn."
"Ohh..." says Nadja, nodding in a way that makes her whole upper body bob slightly. "Yes, okay. That would about do it, I suppose."
The camera doesn't linger on her. It's busy capturing Guillermo having what looks to be a small, quiet panic attack.
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11 Jul 2022
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TTWCTB by bigasswritingmagnet (thekumquat), vampireshmampire (thekumquat)
Fandom: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
07 Feb 2022
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11 Jul 2022
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Paprika Hendl by Orangistae
Fandoms: Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897), What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
08 May 2022
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Recipe blogger Jonathan Harker stays at an Airbnb in New Jersey and has a nice meal.
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11 Jul 2022
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jonathan harker's magical mystery funtime ride by Skyuni123
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), Dracula & Related Fandoms, Dracula Daily - Fandom
31 May 2025
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In which Jonathan Harker goes to Transylvania, has some paprika hendl that blows his fucking mind and then meets Laszlo Cravensworth.
Y'know.
Instead of Dracula.
This changes his life significantly.
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- Part 8 of Tumblr is a Bad Influence
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11 Jul 2022
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They make a kinda bizarre couple, some sweater guy and his boyfriend dressed like he made all his clothes out of curtains. They always sit on opposite sides of the booth and don’t talk much, or hold hands or make gooey eyes at each other.
A lot of people have a lot of opinions about Nandor and Guillermo's relationship. They are various degrees of correct.
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11 Jul 2022
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CW Network's The Magnus Archives by entirebeemoviescript, Moffie_Moff
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Jan 2023
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A script taken from the worst possible timeline, in which the CW bought the television rights to The Magnus Archives
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- Part 1 of The Dark Timeline
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06 Jul 2022
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Asportation by Mazarin221b
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Aug 2019
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It was supposed to be a fairly straightforward operation: wait until closing time, slip in just before the doors are locked, snatch the bookseller, call the boyfriend.
What Sully did not expect was said bookseller sitting quietly at Kitty’s kitchen table, the single light overhead shining beatifically into his bright blonde hair, teaching Kitty to knit.
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- 2,279
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 3
- Comments:
- 153
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- 2,561
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- 364
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02 Jul 2022
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Secret Agent Man by Emamel
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Aug 2019
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Edward was very good at two things: noticing things, and not being noticed in return. It was the sort of qualities that made you a good spy.
These two never got the memo.
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- 1/1
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- Comments:
- 100
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02 Jul 2022
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There's an angel in Soho, and he thinks he's subtle. He's a benevolent spirit, if you do right by him.
A collection of stories from the perspectives of those who have encountered the being.
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- English
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02 Jul 2022
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BREAKING: SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY IN DISARRAY AS NEWCOMER UPENDS DOZENS OF ACCEPTED THEORIES
Up and coming British astrophysicist Dr. Anthony J. Crowley has rocked the science world this week with his research that proves many previously-accepted scientific theories about dark matter and the nature of our universe completely wrong. Dubbed the ‘Devil’s Theory,’ Crowley’s research has made the astrophysicist a star practically overnight, and one of the most sought-after scientists in the country.“There’s so much you humans don’t understand about the universe, it’s not my fault that I do,” he said in a statement to BBC reporter Jane Smith. “Just you wait!”
[Crowley can't keep his mouth shut about the stars, and accidentally becomes a famous scientist. Based on this!]
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- 4,249
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- 1/1
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- Comments:
- 213
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- 4,681
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- 986
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- 22,595
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02 Jul 2022
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In Holy Matrimony by Myracuulous
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Aug 2019
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From the private journal of Alisha Jones, wedding planner, concerning the nuptials of Anthony J Crowley and Aziraphale and the planning process thereof, containing an account of chosen decor, guest list construction, and the holy war against the Antichrist that nearly ruined six months of professional organization and a very nice dinner.
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02 Jul 2022
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The Thing About Apple Cottage by lyricwritesprose
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Jun 2019
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There's a cottage by the sea where the children like to go. Sometimes it's for ice cream, sometimes it's for a listening ear, sometimes when something goes disastrously wrong.
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- 1/1
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- 6
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- 460
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- 4,949
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02 Jul 2022
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A Guide to Fame for the Enterprising Demon by asideofourown
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Jan 2020
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tildeathdoustogether
ok friends so i know we all joke about, like john mulaney and keanu reeves and hozier being immortals, but… i really think we gotta add anthony j. crowley to that listthelongest27yearsofmylife reblogged and said:
Christ, Beth, Anthony Crowley is an increasingly popular, openly queer creator with explicitly queer rep in his work that’s really important to some people, can you not make this into a meme for ONCE in your life?tildeathdoustogether reblogged and said:
you think i’m joking but. i’m not. l i s t e n i did not get a history degree for nothing, i have RECEIPTS. buckle in kiddos this is a wild ride[Crowley accidentally gets a bit famous, and the internet figures out he may be a bit immortal]
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- 1/1
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02 Jul 2022
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In Mixed Company, or the Corporate Retreat of Heaven and Hell by TheOldAquarian
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Feb 2020
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Every 300 years, Heaven and Hell share a company retreat on Earth during which angels and demons temporarily surrender their celestial powers.
Officially, it’s a time for fostering team unity and better understanding the needs of the client base. It’s definitely not a time for terrorizing the hotel staff with divine/diabolical showdowns, abusing the ethereal expense account, or furiously snogging your hereditary enemy. But when Aziraphale and Crowley are up for promotion, Hell breaks loose and Heaven might just break free.
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- 52,195
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 10
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- 841
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- 2,446
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- 900
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01 Jul 2022
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Anthony J. Crowley, Retired Demon and Airbnb Superhost by TheOldAquarian
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
08 Dec 2019
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What are you supposed to do when you've been fired from your sweet job in Hell for thwarting the schemes of Satan, you've got a swanky flat in Mayfair, and you're looking for an excuse to spend all your time in someone else's bookshop? Obviously, you turn to the dubious world of short-term vacation rentals.
The resulting Airbnb property has been variously described as "an instagram trap," "a vampire den but make it botanical," and "the weirdest bed and breakfast in the shared history of beds and breakfasting."
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- 1/1
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- 594
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01 Jul 2022
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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- 1/1
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- 9
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- 1,171
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- 21,420
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- 138,369
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01 Jul 2022
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Without any more assignments coming from Downstairs, Crowley is struck with a bad case of the doldrums.
It takes a bit of trial and error, but eventually a solution is found.
(Or: the one where Crowley becomes an Uber driver.)
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- English
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- 5,016
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 5
- Comments:
- 850
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- 11,735
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- 2,841
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01 Jul 2022