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23 Oct 2025
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is this the real thing/is this just fantasy? by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jun 2025
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During a dry spell, Crowley complains loudly and insistently to his flatmate (who he’s wanted to fuck as long as he's known him) about how a dildo is nowhere near as satisfying as the real thing, and Aziraphale proposes that they actually put Crowley's theory to the test.
Just two flatmates conducting an experiment where they see if Crowley actually can tell the difference between a sex toy and Aziraphale's cock in the name of science, aka the Real Dick vs Dildo challenge, aka the one where affection starved Crowley has desires and feelings and would pretty much do anything to get Aziraphale inside him at least once.
Part 3 of my Pride series!
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- Part 3 of Ineffable Pride Collection 🌈
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25 Jul 2025
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and now all of my garden is grown in lavender by ilikeblue for the_moonmoth
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Apr 2024
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Popular queer romance author, A.Z. Fell, has been lying about having a husband and a happy marriage for years. Longing to escape a string of failed relationships and looking for a fresh start, Aziraphale moves into the cottage left to him by his Great Aunt Agnes. When a TV adaptation of one of his books leads to sudden popularity and throws him into the limelight, his fans (and the press) are eager to catch a glimpse of Aziraphale's own mysterious leading man. Unfortunately, he still has to cast someone for that role. Enter the handsome gardener…
Under Crowley's meticulous care the cottage's neglected garden slowly comes back to life, and Aziraphale finds himself writing the most important love story he'll ever write: his own
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29 Oct 2024
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Under My Skin by ilikeblue, zamolodchikohyeah for Roccolinde, LyricalKris, vampiremama, samblueberry
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Pretty Woman (1990)
24 Oct 2024
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Aziraphale Fell is bone-achingly lonely. He has his collection of curious, old books and enough money to live quite comfortably for the rest of his life without earning another quid. But no one truly knows him, and he spends most days wrestling with the uneasy sensation of being a fraud in his own story. It’s desperation that drives him to hire an escort on his birthday, hoping to happily exist as himself for just one night.
Anthony Crowley shed his blue-blood life like a too-tight skin. He’s living by his own rules, fixing motorbikes and making money as an escort…which suits him perfectly, except for when he’s feeling terribly alone. One night there’s a call out of the blue. The voice on the other end is prim and fumbling, asking him if he’d like to meet up…just for the evening, money is not a problem. And Crowley can’t help but be very, very intrigued.
A Pretty Woman retelling, but make it ineffable.
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29 Oct 2024
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Anthony J. Crowley doesn’t think he’s ever been so happy. He’s finally quit his old job and is opening his childhood dream: a comic book shop. All of the neighbors are great, but the bookseller seems to hate him…
Aziraphale Eastgate grew up in his great grandfather’s shop. Now he runs it and lives above it. He loves everything about his life on Whickber Street…. but the new proprietor down the street has him terribly, terribly vexed.
Sparks fly when these two meet, and Aziraphale vows to hate him forever. Fergus, meanwhile, sets a timer.
Looks like Cupid has come to Soho.
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25 Jul 2024
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Improvement Day by Twilightcitysky
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 May 2021
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The time has come for Improvement Day, Heaven's decennial work retreat. The angels posted to Earth are relieved of their terrestrial assignments and join middle management in attempting to improve organizational operations right across the board. Typical activities include name games, trust falls, client-facing skill role play, and miracle budget workshops. It's loathed by all the Earth operatives- but particularly by Aziraphale, who always finds himself unable to fit in (no matter how many icebreakers there are).
This year, an angel no one quite remembers seeing before is on a mission to befriend Aziraphale, but it seems that the odds are against him. He has to contend with a networking-obsessed Gabriel and an unabashedly flirtatious colleague; Michael thinks he might be the next big thing in parsimonious celestial energy handling; and Sandalphon is sure he's seen him somewhere before. Meanwhile, Aziraphale's angry with him for showing up, the gold paint on his cheeks is flaking, losing a contact lens would mean a quick discorporation at the hands of four dozen angels, and isn't this just the story of Crowley's life?
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18 Jun 2024
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It had seemed like such a good idea. Running away to a remote, virtually uninhabited wild island, do some research for his latest paper, forget all about his nagging family, his coercive boss, the absolute mess he'd made of his life back in Soho... for five months, Aziraphale could just focus on work, get used to being lonely, and accept that love was not meant for someone like him.
That had been the plan, anyway.
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17 May 2024
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Aziraphale Fell is the headmaster of a boarding school in Bedford. When his former classmate, now world-famous rock star AJ Crowley, shows up at school unexpectedly, Fell is forced to confront the shadows of his past in order to forge a new future.
✨ COMPLETE! ✨ Cover art is by me!
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13 May 2024
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Among the Stacks by MeinirRhos for FlyingRotten
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Sep 2024
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Nearly a year after Aziraphale returns to Heaven, he vanishes from existence, leaving Crowley bereft on Earth. Just when the demon has finally started to heal and move on with his life, he finds his angel by chance in a library. But Aziraphale has no memory of his life as an angel, or of Crowley. How will our hero cope?
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- Part 1 of Among the Stacks
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25 Apr 2024
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Married at First Sight by Aracloptia
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Dec 2023
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“Well, that was a thing,” Crowley said once they were out of earshot. Without talking about it, they were both heading down the field, towards the lake where the photographer (and likely a few more people from the TV crew) was waiting.
“That was a wedding,” Aziraphale replied, surprised at his own annoyance that somebody called a wedding a ‘thing’.
“Yeah, obviously, didn’t miss that part,” Crowley said with a shrug, and waved abruptly in Aziraphale’s general direction. “Neither did you, from the looks of it, since you’re dressed like a wedding bride and everything.”
“Excuse me, I am a—“ Aziraphale stopped himself, and started over.
In which Aziraphale ends up marrying a rude stranger who wears sunglasses.
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24 Apr 2024
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Old Vines by sevdrag (seventhe)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Mar 2021
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A.Z. Fell, one of the most respected names in wine and food blogging, has been sent on assignment with his assistant Warlock Dowling to spend six months in California Wine Country. Under direction (by his boss, Gabriel) to use this experience to double his blog followers and write a novel, Aziraphale is both excited and anxious about the opportunity.
Anthony J. Crowley is the owner and viticulturalist of Ecdyses, a winery that unexpectedly fell into his lap eleven years ago when he hit rock bottom. He may be in debt, yeah, but he’s paying off his loans — and despite pressure from his lenders and their team of inspectors, Crowley has found a kind of contentment tending his little corner of terroir and producing extraordinary wine. Crowley’s old vines are the heart of his vineyard, and he’s never let anyone in.
Crowley finds Aziraphale intriguing; Aziraphale finds Crowley enthralling. Turns out a famous wine expert and an experienced viticulturalist can still learn things from each other. The summer of 2019 unfolds.
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- Part 1 of Ecdyses (The Old Vines universe)
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24 Apr 2024
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One Night In Bangor (And the World's Your Oyster) by Atalan
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Jul 2019
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"All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"
Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.
"The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."
AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.
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03 Jan 2024
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Seven Minutes by Ineffably_Yours
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Sep 2023
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With exams finally finished and his parents away, newly graduated high school student Anthony Crowley is throwing a house party to celebrate. Now he has exactly seven minutes alone in a cupboard with his long-term crush, Christian good boy, Aziraphale Fell. Crowley is going to treasure every minute.
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29 Dec 2023
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Goodnight Angel by Create_Serenity (Sivany)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Oct 2023
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Aziraphale had told him not to come over, but he was a demon and obviously he wasn't going to listen. Besides he was going out of his mind with boredom and going to see the angel was a much better idea than a long nap.
Set after the lockdown phonecall and completely ignoring the existence of season two.
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29 Dec 2023
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Nobody would suspect that Aziraphale, reluctant Principality and fidgety Guardian of the Eastern Gate of Eden, would have a tryst with a demon.
This is a good thing. It means they’re less likely to get caught.
“You’re about to say yes, angel,” murmurs the serpent behind him, hot breath against the shell of his ear and hands lost inside Aziraphale’s mint-green silk robe. “I can feel it.”🍎
In which Crowley and Aziraphale have been sleeping together since Eden and somehow still manage to pine after each other for six thousand years.
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- 11/11
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29 Dec 2023
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Divine Restorations & Repairs by skimmingthesurface, SylWritesStuff
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Mar 2021
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While it's unfortunate for one’s car to break down in the middle of the countryside, the pretty-as-a-postcard Tadfield could hardly be considered the worst place Anthony J. Crowley has ever been. Of course, it doesn’t help that it looks like it hasn’t yet seen the turn of the millennia, let alone this decade, but perhaps that’s just what he needs as he crawls his way out of the Hell he’s endured for the past fifteen years. Maybe the last thirty, if he's honest with himself.
Though he could do without the rain.
When Aziraphale Fell happens upon him and offers him shelter from the storm in his little family-run antique repair shop, neither are expecting it to change everything. The angel with his white umbrella and his tartan bowtie doesn’t expect this mysterious stranger to be able to fill the timely vacancy in his shop or the quiet of his life, but they’ve both had experience in restoring once-beloved items back to their full glory.
Perhaps Crowley hasn’t fallen quite so far that he wouldn’t fit in with the rest of Aziraphale’s ragtag team of eccentric restoration experts. And perhaps they may be able to turn that talent on themselves and each other, and seal the cracks in their own hearts.
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- Part 1 of Divine Restorations & Repairs
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- Chapters:
- 37/37
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26 Dec 2023
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When Dr. Aziraphale Fell meets Dr. A.J. Crowley, sparks fly immediately: the wrong kind of sparks. For five and a half years, they snipe and snark at each other while secretly pining. Then, at the annual Christmas party, a drunk Crowley propositions an equally drunk Aziraphale. They slip off together - and get caught by the administrators of the hospital. To keep them out of trouble, Crowley announces that they're married... and now they have to keep up the ruse to keep their jobs.
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- 20/20
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08 Nov 2023
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Too Wise to Woo Peaceably by Ventriloki (Feral_but_Fluffy)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Oct 2023
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The season 2 finale was gutting so I'm taking these two ineffable idiots and patching things up between them. Slowly. With angst. And Muriel. And ultimately, a happy ending.
This kicks off from the end of season 2. First fanfic so hopefully someone enjoys reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!
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- Part 1 of Too Wise to Woo Peaceably
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13 Oct 2023
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A Memory of Eden by ImprobableDreams900
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Aug 2016
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When Crowley gets captured by angels and dragged up to Heaven, Aziraphale knows he has to rescue him—no matter the consequences.
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- Part 1 of Eden!verse
- Language:
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- 129,034
- Chapters:
- 31/31
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13 Oct 2023
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Everything But The Kitchen Sink by KiaraMGrey
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Feb 2022
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When Aziraphale moves into his new home in Tadfeild, he immediately begins to experience issues with the house. After a quick call to the local handyman, he thinks all of his problems are going to be solved. Unfortunately, his problems are only just beginning.
Because the local handyman, Crowley, is incredibly sexy. Aziraphale quickly finds that he likes watching Crowley fix things in his home. So much so, that he starts to break things on purpose. But surely Crowley isn't interested in him back. Surely the handsome, charismatic owner of Red's Repairs wouldn't be interested in a middle aged retired man with a penchant for bow ties and waistcoats, right?
Fortunately, fixing leaky faucets isn't the only thing Crowley's hands are good at.
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- 6/6
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06 Sep 2023