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“Están enfermos…” Tommy dice, colocando todo el asco que puede en su tono. “Malditos delantales blancos, ¿es en serio? ¿De verdad creen que pueden vencer a Techno?”
“Queremos llevarlo a juicio.”
Tommy ríe otra vez, ahora algo más exasperado.
“¡Oh, seguro! ¡Un juicio! Para hacer las cosas justas, ¿no? A diferencia tuya yo estaba allí cuando fundamos ese maldito país, Q. Sé cuál es el castigo que Wilbur quería para los traidores.” Tommy voltea hacia Tubbo, una sonrisa ácida en sus labios. “¿Ya colgaron el yunque?”
O, donde la Butcher Army se demora un mes más en ir a por Techno, y son interceptados por Tommy, quien ha sido acogido bajo el ala de su hermano mayor y se rehúsa a perder a alguien más.
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An Ecoterrorist, a Crime Boss, a Hero and a Vigilante walk into the Central Tower by asterr_isk
Fandoms: Dream SMP
17 Jan 2024
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“Oh, God…” The girl gasps, her voice trembling as she asks, “Is he at the Tower?”
“Yes, he is currently in the medical wing. If you would like you can come and visit him. Our doctors will be able to give you a more detailed explanation of his diagnosis than I can and answer all your questions.”
“I’ll be there right away then; I just have to let the others know first.”
“The others?” Bad frowns.
“Thank you so much for the notice, Mr. Halo. I’ll see you later.” And without further ado the girl hangs up, leaving Bad listening to the beeps of an ended call.
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Or, after an accident on a mission, Sam’s emergency contact is alerted of his condition. Somehow this ends up with an anti-hero, a crime boss, an out-of-town hero, and a vigilante in the medical wing of the Central Tower.
Or, the Ward siblings have a complicated relationship, but even their family drama won’t come between them and their father’s well-being.
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- Part 1 of The Ward Family
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Al Infierno y de Vuelta by asterr_isk
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
14 Nov 2023
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La primera vez que Tim se aventura en la necromancia es en el callejón de una calle que no puede pronunciar. No vomita, pero por poco, y Constantine le mira como si fuera a hacerlo.
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- Part 1 of ¡Batfam En Español!
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"'You're sick...'" Tommy says, putting as much distaste as he can into his tone. "Fucking butcher aprons, are you serious? Do you really think you can beat Techno?"
"We want to put him on trial."
Tommy laughs again, now slightly more exasperated.
"Oh, sure, a trial! To make things fair, right? Unlike you, I was there when we founded that damn country, Q. I know what punishment Wilbur wanted for traitors." Tommy turns to Tubbo, a sour smile on his lips. "Did you guys hang the anvil yet?"
Or, where the Butcher Army takes another month to go after Techno and is stopped by Tommy, who has been taken under his older brother's wing and refuses to lose anyone again.
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Where Sam is the famous hero Warden, and keeps his four children a secret from everyone. Or, well, he tries.
They're loud, they're chaotic, but above all they're a family. When it counts, at least.
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The Best Laid Plans Of Tim Drake Oft' Go Fucking Awry by quotidian_void
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
26 Sep 2024
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Wow, what doesn't happen in this fic?
There are Amazon Prime packages delivered to Batman from Red Hood in the form of a bloody and beaten Robin. This makes Bruce, Dick, Barbara and Alfred SAD. Tim sees that it makes them SAD and decides that he does not like them being SAD and he needs to get Jason back in the family and cure him of his Lazarus Pit Menty Bs (mental breakdowns).
So he comes to the only logical solution: meet Talia Al Ghul.
But Good Dad Bruce Batman does not like that so Tim does the only other logical thing: quit being Robin (by accident).
Then he goes to meet with Talia Al Ghul.
And he comes out with an assassin son.
So now Tim has to raise a homicidal bratty 10-year-old Damian along with running and hiding from the Bats while trying to cure Jason of his green eggs and ham rages and get the family back together.
Oh hey! What's that there in the distance! *zooms camera*
"J0ker waz HeRe 🤡"
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25 Nov 2024
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Loading and Aspect Ratio by JUBE514
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU
07 Nov 2021
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So, it didn’t start out like this.
Alfred would scoff at the statement, about how Bruce was trying to justify the whole situation to himself. It had started out as a simple design, black everything with black outlines and black hood. It got a little more intense as the world went on, got wind of his ghost on the streets, and became scared of The Bat . So Bruce got a little more creative with it, Alfred and him had a good laugh over the name, the scare, and Alfred had a vicious streak of humor that he had passed onto his ward-
So now the suit had a visible bat-theme, an insignia to drape in the shadows and to paint across the streets of Gotham.
It only took a year into the whole charade of heroism for Bruce to overhear a conversation between some goons- some low level thug hired by the Riddler this week- about nothing at all pertaining to what the hell the Riddler was doing in the sewers but instead:
“ The Batman can fly, you know, I’ve seen his wings.”
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A world where nobody has wings, but people think they do, and that changes everything.
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08 Jan 2024
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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Celebrity BatWaynes by sardonic_sprite, SkullKitten
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), DCU (Comics), The Bachelor (TV)
05 Jan 2024
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So we all know the Wayne fam are canonically celebrities. So what shenanigans and chaos ensue when they get involved in all the inevitable celebrity media?
PSA:
Some fics in this series will involve romantic relationships. They will be tagged accordingly.
If you prefer not to read such fics, I am more than happy to provide summaries of the events in that work (including key jokes that may come back). Additionally, feel free to ask to what degree the relationship will feature in a fic and in the series moving forward. You can leave these questions on any fic in this series, or on my tumblr
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