Biggus Slickus (crownlessliestheking)
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And the room's the way you like it. Mostly the way you like it. You ain't got much of a preference one way or another 'bout people, except for now. But these two assholes you brought with you and you can feel 'em lookin' your way.
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- Part 8 of at the end of the day
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working on a little job, in the night by Biggus Slickus (crownlessliestheking) for Laurasauras
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 May 2021
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So, it is just the one set of slitted white eyes, that will be woolled over when the night is done, as there’s only the one member of the Midnight Crew fastidious enough to truly be a thorn in her side. Oh, Slick’s brilliant, even she can admit that, but when Strider can work him into a frothing rage easy as anything, he’s hardly a problem. And Clubs is a dear, really, but all he needs is a nudge in another direction, and Hearts? Well, Jane has mentioned previously how easily she handles him.
No, it’s Diamonds Droog, that’s the problem.
And Jane- sorry, John for tonight- is going to solve it.
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not the ones meant to follow by Biggus Slickus (crownlessliestheking)
Fandoms: Homestuck
28 Apr 2021
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He tells you he wants a smoke now, and since when are you such a smart-ass about this shit? Huh?
You tell him he wouldn't know good tobacco if it bit him in the ass, and you don't know where his mouth's been anyway.
(This is a lie. You know exactly where his mouth has been.)
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i grew up, i called you mine by Biggus Slickus (crownlessliestheking)
Fandoms: Homestuck
25 Apr 2021
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You think about his knife against your throat, you think of every fuckin' time he's touched you- and Slick ain't touchy, and neither are you, so the list is short-, you think of every hissed out threat and the splash of blood against his shirt, red against white.
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You tell him that’s a bold statement. Does he not strike you as a bold man, he wants to know. You consider this before you answer, and you look at him as you consider. You ain’t sure that it helps, but you’re doing it.
Bold’s not the word you’d choose, you say, finally. He asks what word you’d choose, and if you didn’t know better, you’d call it almost playful. Flirtatious. You’re not sure you do know better, mind. You tell him strong’s one that comes to mind. Anchor might be another, with what he was saying about community. You don’t ask him what he’d use to describe you; you ain’t that narcissistic. And you’re not sure you want to know, either.
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Self-indulgent rarepair. Raretrio?
Titles taken from Queen songs.
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He watches Mr. Crocker take a knife to himself repeatedly – there is no other way to view it, a razor is a weapon, regardless of the way it happens to be employed in any one moment – with such care as to never damage himself. Even without a mirror, each pass is perfected, and not a single nick cuts into the man's skin.
The Dignitary finds himself a bit short of breath, all of a sudden.
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- Part 4 of HSWC 2014 Bonus Round Fills
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Bookmarked by Biggus Slickus (crownlessliestheking)
12 Jun 2021
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Snowman never thought she could find a friend, and never mourned that she didn't. But now she knows Diamonds Droog, and what she's found there has just been too perfect and right to ignore.
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- Part 14 of Midnight City Stories
Bookmarked by Biggus Slickus (crownlessliestheking)
05 Jan 2021
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I Was Made To Believe There's Something Wrong With Me by Path for blacktail
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
25 Dec 2011
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When Pickle Inspector wakes up in the morning, the world surprises him every time. It’s not a good thing. He supposes it isn’t a bad thing, either. But it’s definitely never good. The world is too grey to be good.
Merry Christmas to blacktail! For the Intermission Secret Santa.
Bookmarked by Biggus Slickus (crownlessliestheking)
04 Jan 2021
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'Round Midnight by Path for Sannam
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
13 Jul 2011
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Maybe Spades Slick doesn't know what his playing does to you. Or maybe he does. When he plays, you couldn't care less. All you care about is that he keeps doing it.
Bookmarked by Biggus Slickus (crownlessliestheking)
04 Jan 2021