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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    When Uncle Chad picks her up from the hospital, he says, “Hey,” and pats the passenger seat. “You can sit up front if you want.”

    Or: Flambae's niece tries to fly. It goes poorly.

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    06 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Chad has spent his whole life working to become a top rated chef in a restaurant he owns.

    So why does this one little fucker keep coming in with his grandma and not trying a single dish?

    It pisses him off to no end, making him try everything to get this stupid bastard to just eat his food and compliment him.

    Wires get crossed along the way until feelings are involved, everything just gets so complicated.

    Why won’t he try even a side dish?

    All this with a side of t4t <3

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    29 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    After Chad joins the Phoenix Program, his therapist recommends he processes his trauma and emotions by painting.

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    29 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    “Look, Bob Bob,” he begins, falling back on the ol’ insult-turned-endearment, “I’m gonna be frank, since you won’t stop fucking around: I literally cannot imagine a future without you in it. So when you do shit that jeopardizes your health, I think I’m allowed to feel a certain way about it. —and ask me things like a normal person. You’re allowed to ask for things you want. You might actually get them.”

    State-mandated or not, the fact that Flambae’s been attending therapy far longer than his bitch ass shows.

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    Robert smokes. Flambae bitches about it. They figure their shit out and celebrate their wins with donuts.

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    24 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 52

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    Waterboy catches a cold and calls off sick. Robert- ever the protector, goes to check in on the sick sponge. A trip to the doctor reveals somethings concealed and provides insight onto how waterboys powers work.
    Say- how did he get his powers anyway?

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    The start to a multichap except its a little bit slow because the author loves exploring how super powers work medically and also its going to be IMPORTANT later.

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    08 Dec 2025