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When the Ministry enforces a Marriage Law, Hermione Granger refuses to be bound by it, especially after her fiancé chooses his assigned partner over her. To escape the Ministry’s control, she resigns her magical rights, sacrificing the freedom of spellwork for the freedom to choose her own life.
Now working as liaison between the Muggle Prime Minister and the wizarding world, Hermione maintains a fragile peace between both sides. But when she’s accused of unlawful magic, her already limited rights come under the scrutiny of Auror Draco Malfoy.
She can’t straddle two worlds forever. When the thirty-day mark of her audit approaches, the choices she’s made along the way, and some she didnt realize, will draw its final line in the sand.
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23 Mar 2026
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The Grangers’ Guide to Good Neighbourly Conduct by rattlebag
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Dec 2022
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Per the Bartley Road neighbourly agreement, as set out by Miss. H. J. Granger, one accepts responsibility for sticking to the following rules:
1. No loud noises after 10 pm on weekdays
2. Bins to be kept within house boundary
3. Permits are required for cars on the street4. Willingness to share food and Netflix passwordsOr: The one where Draco moves in next door
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14 Mar 2026
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Hermione is on her way to Aberdeen for a wedding, and finds herself with a most inhospitable seat mate who has no regard for correct train etiquette. Surely there is no way this combination ends with her having sex with said seat mate a few hours later…
or: the one where Draco has to sit in second class and gets an orgasm out of it
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14 Mar 2026
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unconnected hollanov/heated rivalry fics all by the same author (it's me, i'm the author) // blanket permission for translations (posted on ao3/linked), podfics (posted on ao3/linked), art of any kind inspired by the fics in this collection! i would love to know about them though
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12 Mar 2026
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The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
Reentry is harder than expected.
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- Part 8 of my heated rivalry anon fics
- Part 1 of homegrown
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12 Mar 2026
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Draco Malfoy's Five Step Plan to Being Forgettable by OneEqualTemper
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2023
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Five times Draco said, “New year, new me!” and one time Hermione said, “But I like the old you.”
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12 Feb 2026
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Everyone knew what veela were. Veela were magical creatures, breathtakingly beautiful, who captivated men with a single look. It would have been nice to have been that strain. Instead, Hermione Granger was infected by another. Instead of captivating all men, she was captivated by one. She'd die without him. She was already in almost constant pain.
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08 Oct 2024
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Stiles refuses to be distracted from finishing her thesis. This plan works awesomely until she discovers her advisor has a twin sister. Turns out that distraction comes in Camaro-driving, incredible-rack-having, furniture-building packages.
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17 Dec 2023
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Draco’s current mistake—well, it wasn’t simply one, but three—was a chain of seemingly unconnected events that, when spliced together just so, made one hell of a shit storm.
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09 Mar 2023
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To truly know someone is to differentiate between who they once were, who they are now, and who they're capable of being. Hermione realises the duality of one man as she rectifies what she knows of the past and begins to understand the pieces of who Draco Malfoy is now: a father, a son, and a man.
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08 Mar 2023
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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13 Feb 2023
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In attempting to define a precise plan of action in response to the particular piece of unexpected news she had recently (six months still qualified as recent, in relative terms, didn’t it?) received, Hermione did the only thing she knew would calm the tornado which was currently whirling about her stomach.
She made a list.
Pro: Any traits a person could hope for in the father of one's offspring are admittedly present in the man who has assisted in creating this one.
Con: However many admirable traits he may possess, the aforementioned co-creator is still, to his detriment, Draco Malfoy- Language:
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11 Feb 2023
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I'm Never Lonely When I'm With You by PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2021
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"I won’t take the room." She shakes her head emphatically. "Living with you is totally out of the question."
"Obviously."
“But if I did—"
His brow furrows. "Would you?"- Language:
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11 Feb 2023
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On the Virtues of Inexhaustible Burning by PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2022
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In which Draco Malfoy wrestles geology and Hermione receives several gifts.
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11 Feb 2023
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As she looked around her living room - at the green velvet ottoman she didn't remember purchasing, the 14th century Wizarding texts on her bookshelf, the hideous and obnoxiously ostentatious grandfather clock that could only belong to a Malfoy - she pictured the toothbrush next to hers on her bathroom counter, the old Slytherin quidditch jersey she regularly tripped over in her bedroom, and the mint chocolate chip ice cream in her freezer - a flavour she abhorred, but that a particular, pale, pointy faced aristocrat sat across from her had a tragic fondness for.
Her chest burning, as if she drank a barrel of bubotuber pus, Hermione turned to him with narrowed, accusing eyes. "Malfoy...are we dating?"
If there's one thing Hermione Granger knows, it's that she simply doesn't have time to date. Draco decides to date her, anyway.
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- Part 1 of Grandfather Clocks and Ginger Biscuits
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27 Jan 2023
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Author’s note 11/7/2021: This work is complete!
Hermione thought her biggest issues this year would be being stuck in a dead-end job and not quite getting along with her new officemate, Draco Malfoy. However, the Ministry is about turn her tidy and contained life upside down with the announcement of the new Marriage and Family Law, and there's more trouble brewing as outbursts of uncontrolled magic begin to wreck havoc in the office.
Draco has been reassigned to Corporate Services after an Auror mission went spectacularly sideways; at least, that's what he's telling everyone. The truth is hardly as straightforward and Granger has him increasingly on edge, so naturally, he was only too pleased to learn of the new Law that was going to out him as a Creature to the woman he loves.
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23 Dec 2022
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“Pansy, I’m still not seeing what this has to do with me. You all clearly know more about the curse than I do. So what could I…”
“Granger...” Pansy interrupted. “We need you because aside from Astoria, who is worsening with time…”
Pansy had to take a breath and steel herself at the words before she could continue. Astoria gave Pansy a brief nod and squeeze of the hand.
“You’re the only person who has ever survived it.”
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Or: Astoria's been cursed. Hermione may be the only person who can cure her.
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- Part 1 of HHHC
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18 Dec 2022
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The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy by speechwriter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2021
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The night that Harry and Dumbledore return from the cave, the Death Eaters are delayed from reaching the top of the Astronomy Tower for one more minute. Draco Malfoy lowers his wand.
A Deathly Hallows rewrite in which Draco accepts Dumbledore's offer to fake his death and go into hiding with the Order of the Phoenix.
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- Part 1 of The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy
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15 Dec 2022
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The first time Hermione Granger thought about Malfoy naked, it had been a fleeting thought.
The second time, an accident.
But the third... The third time was definitely on purpose.
And given the intensity of his responses, it certainly couldn't be helped.
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11 Dec 2022
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Hermione Granger has a career she loves, friends she can depend on, and a nice set of hand towels for her new flat.
She's single and tired of tiresome men, but that doesn't stop her from wearing beautiful lingerie underneath her serious Ministry skirts.
Or having pictures taken in naughty knickers.
Just once.
For herself.Draco Malfoy doesn't get upset at the sight of blood, which is good, because he sees a lot of it.
What he doesn't see a lot of is Hermione Granger in her unmentionables.
Usually.A series of meetings and mix-ups in which one cannot possibly mean done.
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- Part 1 of Workplace Shenanigans
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10 Dec 2022