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    Once upon a time, it was a bright and sunny day. Cindersap Forest, unfortunately, was beautiful in the summer.


    When a runaway comes upon a mysterious woman by a well in the forest, they soon discover that she may become their most fearsome friend. Or, a fairy tale Emily/farmer rewrite!

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    Mayor Celia Stipple has a lot to do in this house. A lot of objects to oversee, a lot of conflicts to resolve, all the while the human potters around and makes out with everything. But hey, no one said this job was easy.

    Or, Celia's day-to-day. A collection of loosely-linked one shots with one chapter dedicated to each Dateable, with a healthy dose of Celia/Florence fluff scattered around. Can be read as standalone one-shots so you can skip to your favourites, or as an episodic story.


    Updates on weekends.
    Dateables with Chapters: 1-52
    Newest Chapters: 50-52

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    Fabian mutters a spell and feels his bones grow lighter. A silvery sheen of magic coats Adaine’s hands.

    Gorgug feels his heartbeat get louder as blood pumps through his brain. Kristen crouches down, flexing her muscles.

    Riz holds the ball tight in his hands, eyes scanning for easy gaps. Fig cracks her knuckles, eyes on the ball and The Ball.

    Ragh blows the whistle. “Play!”


    It is the first ever Bad Boys versus Bad Girls Bloodrush match! But who will come out on top?

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    He does not need to say anything more for Betty to open her arms, her sheets lifting like a cocoon. They aren’t bright, the world too dark and the night too heavy, but they billow and shine, her outline prominent against the shadows. He tries to stop speaking, to let himself relax, but he keeps talking without his brain thinking. “Just so much work today, all the dogs needed their trim and pampering, and I slept terribly last night. I’m so sorry to come up without asking before, I’m just dead on my feet—”

    “Never apologise, Matito. Come.”


    Mateo just needs a good night's sleep. Can be read either as a romantic or an affectionate platonic relationship.

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    A collection of 50 fluff and fun oneshots about the Bad Boys, taken from the 50 (Actually) Fun Things to Do With Friends list from Cosmopolitan.

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    50/50
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    The Queen of the Old Kingdom raised her head. Her eyes were tired, sunken and bloodshot, her skin curiously colourless from exhaustion, as though the fire under her skin had been reduced to cinders. She was dressed in her simplest garb, a rather dull peasant dress with her hair wrapped up in her silken bonnet from the night before. She nodded at his entrance, her cheek twitching in a poor attempt at a smile. “Tadius. Apologies for commandeering your desk. You are dismissed for the day.”


    Ella visits the Grizzwald household and needs to talk about it. It just takes a little time to do so.

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    Ella had danced with her people, held reverently and celebrated simply for existing with the public as Tadius had dutifully watched from the side, giving rather glib remarks and teasing eyebrow raises as the ninth person had come up to whisk her off her feet. And yet, it was now he who did it, easily winding his arm around her waist to prevent his queen from toppling to the floor. “Careful, Ella. I will not be responsible for the queen’s royal skull being split upon her floors.”

    “When will you take responsibility for me, I wonder?” Ella sighed dramatically, rolling her head onto his shoulder. “Whenever shall I be freed of the curse of free will?”

    Tadius’s breath stopped as he began to speak, then sighed. “I am rather too drunk to think of a proper response to that.”


    After the Bog's Hollow Annual Fete, Ella and Tadius drunkenly unwind in her majesty's bedchambers.

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    Hop-A-Lot simply glanced out the window. “I received a rather hasty missive from your attendant last night, my lady. Rather than respond with a letter, which would have taken away precious moments from action, I decided to simply come here. My presence acts enough as my answer.”

    And when Ella glanced out the window, she saw a rather familiar figure clad in his signature black with newer green accents, silently pushing remnants of marsh slime back into the river.


    Ella and Tadius are both tired of work and meetings. Why not spend the day having a lovely picnic in the sun?

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    He sat up, cautiously soothing his hands between the blades of grass. They were cold but curiously dry, the dew non-existent in whatever place he found himself in. Surely this was no mark of reality – only madness could explain his rather sudden excursion in the dead of sleep. No, despite how sharp his senses were, Tadius was happy to admit this to be either some hallucination or some sweet dream, soothing his work-addled brain into something deeper.


    Tadius encounters the Fairy Queen of Sweet Dreams.

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    Tadius was unused to giving emotional support, far more used to shutting down the Prince’s ‘anecdotes’ and ‘jokes’ with blunt honesty. Not that it had earned him any favours with the royal party, although it had certainly earned him a few snickers from the servants and the queen herself, once upon a time. But the thought of the queen asking him for advice beyond royal accords felt strange to him.

    Well, there was nothing he was not willing to do for his queen. Anything else would be treason.


    Ella's body burns with fire and starlight. Tadius cannot do much, but he can be there.

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    We've all seen him (I think). We all love him (I hope). But we know so little about him. How did Raymond become Raymond? How did he find and live in servitude to one Jean Descole? What were the moments behind the scenes with Raymond and Descole that the devs so cruelly never showed us? Follow Raymond from the moment he met Descole up until their final recorded adventure.

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    However, she is next interrupted when Aria reached out towards a passing customer, grabbing onto his jacket with a high-pitched burble. Her mother gasps, gently unwinding the tiny fists from his coat. “Oh, I’m so sorry!”

    The man turns around, smiling down. He reaches up to adjust his top hat. “No worries at all, ma’am. I’m only glad I am interesting enough for the young one.”


    Luke walks past a mother and child who remind him someone he once lost.

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    Ayda shifted in her chair, the feathers at her shoulders ruffling. “So. I am aware of Figueroth’s various disguises, all of which I find both vastly amusing and fiendishly clever. The fiendish part obviously stemming from her bloodline, although there is also something very, ah… tricky, about it all. She has been open about using them with me, and if they are for a greater good where I can still be with her and kiss her, of course I do not mind the usage of them.”

    Riz turned to Fig. “Right. Who’s in love with you?”


    Dr. Asha from freshman year is still in love with Dr. Keller. Fig and Riz decide to finally intervene.

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    SIDCON’s second round had been a little trickier. Something to do with salsa, and not the kind that Kristen was accustomed to. Still, Fabian’s interpretive flair of becoming the tortilla hat atop Kristen’s shoulders with his green dancer trousers billowing out as guacamole had somehow sealed the deal.

    And then—oh fuck. They had made it through to the final round.


    Kristen signs her and Fabian up for the Solesian Improvised Dance Contest. Fabian finds out after.

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    Ten seconds before the new year arrives, ten points of view.

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    With a final nod, Elliott moved away to peruse the shelves. Penny swallowed down a small fear lodged in her throat. It was not as if she feared the town’s reaction – Pelican Town was never one to turn their back on a fellow citizen. No, the fear very much lingered on one beautiful astronomer.

    She was now saying that? Get a grip, Penny.


    Everyone in Pelican Town has seen the lingering looks between the town tutor and the resident astronomer. Everyone, it seems, except the two women themselves.

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    A collection of 50 fluff and fun oneshots about the Mordred Girls, taken from the 50 Hangout Locations for Character Building prompt on Tumblr.

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    50/50
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    Adaine sighed, picking up a smaller screwdriver (she had seen a screwdriver before) and twisting the handle between her palms. “I know! It’s just… it’s not like I had to do any of this stuff with—when I was younger. And I don’t own a car, so it’s not like Jawbone needs to teach me these things… I’m learning.”

    “Oh.”

    Gorgug slid out for a moment, a spot of oil dotted on his smiling cheek. “Happy to teach.”


    Gorgug changes the Hangvan's oil; Adaine punches the lights out.

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    They hold hands the entire time.

    They have no dedicated building yet. They do not have the money, nor the time, nor the patience. Their worship is not about buildings or grand works of art. There is no room for pretences, little time for words that are not meant with their entire being. Less of worship, more of respect.

    So, they climb the apartment stairs up to Craig’s number.


    As the champions of a pantheon, Fig and Kristen find the space to worship.

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    “The point is this: Harvey may or may not have a crush on Maru. And I don’t know what you guys have been doing before I turned up, but that is news. Gossip, even. One may say chatter.”

    Sam’s eyeroll could kill a man. “And?”

    The farmer grinned like a cat who found the cream. “And I want your help verifying it."


    The farmer thinks Harvey might have a soft spot for his colleague. With the help of Sam and Penny, they investigate the relationship and find something a little beyond what they were expecting.

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