drunkonsmut
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Izzy reflects on life and his not-so-secret admirer before making his move.
Roach is there too, cheering from the sidelines.
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Stede gets on a spot of trouble while on a raid and Izzy gets the opportunity of show off a bit to rescue his new love.
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Staying late at the office again with Dr. Chilton.
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- Part 24 of The Doctor and the Professor
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Freddie Lounds visits Dr. Chilton while he recuperates at the hospital .
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You catch Frederick indulging in his...admiration of you. Lucky for him, you don't mind.
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- Part 9 of The Doctor and the Professor
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Each story in the series can be read as self-standing, they're merely connected by details.
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Izzy has spent the last decade on a small island in the middle of nowhere with only a dog for company. One day, an old friend comes to call.
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08 Dec 2025
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When one left their wife and declared that they were gay, certain expectations tended to follow. Expectations that said person would get a boyfriend rather than show up to every party alone, for example.
So Stede had fibbed a little. For the last two months, he’d had an extremely handsome and kind boyfriend who was also extremely busy. The lie worked well, until he ran into Mary in the grocery store and accidentally said he was shopping with his boyfriend. Stede grabbed the first guy he saw by his leather-clad arm.
“I’ll buy your groceries for a month if you pretend to be my boyfriend,” Stede whispered in the guy's ear. He hauled the guy around to face Mary and Doug.
“What the fu—“ Grocery Store Guy started to say, but Stede stomped on his foot to shut him up.
(In which Stede needs a fake boyfriend, and Izzy gets dragged into the chaos)
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10 Nov 2025
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Izzy goes into heat unexpectedly on shoreleave--can Stede not only save him from the alphas who corner him, but from the pain and trauma that a long, hard life as an omega has drilled into him?
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- Part 1 of A Heart for Home
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19 Oct 2025
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“Rhosynel,” he spoke without conscious choice, needing to apologise, needing to right what he’d wronged, needing to fix what he’d broken. “Forgive me, please.”
“There’s nothing to forgive,” she replied sharply. Too quickly. Not meeting his gaze. “Really, its fine. We battled, we survived, it’s a relief. I get it.”
A… Relief? The battle? They’d surviv—oh.
A sinking realisation settled in Boromir’s chest. Rhosynel thought he’d acted from adrenaline, that he’d forced himself on her from relief, as an outlet from the tension of battle. That wasn’t it. He’d not kissed her from some misguided sense of relief. He’d wanted to kiss her, and for a brief moment thought she did to.
Something cracked painfully behind Boromir’s ribcage.*
Boromir's POV of chapter 37. Aka Rhosynel and Boromir's first kiss during the aftermath of Helm's Deep. Contains spoilers for On Swift Wings.
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14 Oct 2025
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“The Fellowship is to set out in December,” Lord Elrond explained, “I require your services as a Messenger to travel with them, until you’ve passed the mountains, or until Gandalf sees fit to release you.”
Panic coiled in Rhosynel’s chest, as two things became apparent. Firstly, that she could easily end up roped into travelling further on the whims of a wizard. And secondly, that if word reached her employer that she point-blank refused Lord Elrond, she’d be kicked from the Messenger services.
In other words, Rhosynel was trapped.*
Working as a messenger Rhosynel is accustomed to travelling the length and breadth of Middle Earth, so carrying a missive to the village of Bree should have been easy. But this simple task sets off a chain of events, entangling her in the lives of strangers and the fate of Middle Earth, which leaves her fighting to keep both them, and herself, alive.
Updates mondays.
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12 Oct 2025