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Izzy has spent the last decade on a small island in the middle of nowhere with only a dog for company. One day, an old friend comes to call.
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08 Dec 2025
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When one left their wife and declared that they were gay, certain expectations tended to follow. Expectations that said person would get a boyfriend rather than show up to every party alone, for example.
So Stede had fibbed a little. For the last two months, he’d had an extremely handsome and kind boyfriend who was also extremely busy. The lie worked well, until he ran into Mary in the grocery store and accidentally said he was shopping with his boyfriend. Stede grabbed the first guy he saw by his leather-clad arm.
“I’ll buy your groceries for a month if you pretend to be my boyfriend,” Stede whispered in the guy's ear. He hauled the guy around to face Mary and Doug.
“What the fu—“ Grocery Store Guy started to say, but Stede stomped on his foot to shut him up.
(In which Stede needs a fake boyfriend, and Izzy gets dragged into the chaos)
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10 Nov 2025
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Izzy goes into heat unexpectedly on shoreleave--can Stede not only save him from the alphas who corner him, but from the pain and trauma that a long, hard life as an omega has drilled into him?
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- Part 1 of A Heart for Home
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19 Oct 2025
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“Rhosynel,” he spoke without conscious choice, needing to apologise, needing to right what he’d wronged, needing to fix what he’d broken. “Forgive me, please.”
“There’s nothing to forgive,” she replied sharply. Too quickly. Not meeting his gaze. “Really, its fine. We battled, we survived, it’s a relief. I get it.”
A… Relief? The battle? They’d surviv—oh.
A sinking realisation settled in Boromir’s chest. Rhosynel thought he’d acted from adrenaline, that he’d forced himself on her from relief, as an outlet from the tension of battle. That wasn’t it. He’d not kissed her from some misguided sense of relief. He’d wanted to kiss her, and for a brief moment thought she did to.
Something cracked painfully behind Boromir’s ribcage.*
Boromir's POV of chapter 37. Aka Rhosynel and Boromir's first kiss during the aftermath of Helm's Deep. Contains spoilers for On Swift Wings.
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14 Oct 2025
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“The Fellowship is to set out in December,” Lord Elrond explained, “I require your services as a Messenger to travel with them, until you’ve passed the mountains, or until Gandalf sees fit to release you.”
Panic coiled in Rhosynel’s chest, as two things became apparent. Firstly, that she could easily end up roped into travelling further on the whims of a wizard. And secondly, that if word reached her employer that she point-blank refused Lord Elrond, she’d be kicked from the Messenger services.
In other words, Rhosynel was trapped.*
Working as a messenger Rhosynel is accustomed to travelling the length and breadth of Middle Earth, so carrying a missive to the village of Bree should have been easy. But this simple task sets off a chain of events, entangling her in the lives of strangers and the fate of Middle Earth, which leaves her fighting to keep both them, and herself, alive.
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12 Oct 2025
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When Izzy leaves after dueling Stede, Ed is happy that everyone is alive, but he feels unsettled without Izzy around. During their separation he falls ill and experiences a number of alternate realities where Izzy is someone else's first mate. And Ed doesn't like that at all.
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09 Sep 2025
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when I see your light shine (I know I'm home) by yaz113
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Nov 2025
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When their old group home shuts down, social worker Izzy Hands and former foster parent Stede Bonnet pretend to be a couple to keep three displaced teens together. It’s supposed to be temporary, but between court-mandated support groups, science experiments gone awry, and one very suspicious caseworker, pretending to be a family starts feeling a lot like becoming one.
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06 Sep 2025
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When Izzy and Stede first meet, it's with a literal bang: the sound of Stede's car ramming into Izzy's bumper in a classic parking lot fender bender. Things could have easily ended there, except Stede can't stop thinking about the irate guy in the black muscle car. And despite his best efforts, Izzy can't get the ridiculous man in the periwinkle blue hatchback out of his mind.
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05 Sep 2025
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Izzy is an old, infamous vampire who hasn’t been seen in a century, new to the rural area of Kilfenora, Ireland. Stede is a Hunter, trying not to continue on his father’s legacy. When the Badminton’s decide they don’t like Stede’s way of working, or this new vampire hanging around, they cause big problems for everyone.
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11 Aug 2025
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Carving has always been an outlet for Izzy Hands, one he seldom shared with anyone.
Until now. Surrounded by a new crew, one that wants him, things can change.
He just must follow the grain.
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- Part 1 of The Carver
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21 May 2025
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“Izzy,” said Alma again, shifting in an utterly heart-stopping fashion on the tottering stool until she was seated, mercifully in the appropriate fashion. “Are you coming with us to see the eclipse?”
Izzy looked up, eyebrows raised. “Oh, was that today? Must not have put it on my calendar. Why, is it important?”
Alma favored him with a roll of the eyes. They were undeniably Stede's eyes. An angel or demon somewhere created Stede Bonnet and crafted him to be just beautiful enough to be a threat, just smart enough to be dangerous, and just virile enough to have two children with his eyes, nose and laugh. Sometimes Izzy was reminded of these things and knew that wherever that celestial being was, it’d spent the last two years laughing at the plight of one Israel Hands.The sun disappears from the sky, and Izzy Hands bears witness--but that's not the whole story, is it?
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18 May 2025
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Stede has returned, and he and Ed are enjoying all the bliss of their new-found desire. Izzy loves Edward enough to give up everything for his happiness, even if it means leaving him and all they have built over years as sworn partners in matelotage. But if a ship can have two captains, surely Edward can have two loves? Or what is piracy for?
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19 Feb 2025
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You'll hear me howling outside your door by girlwithbook, Kende
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Jul 2024
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Ed and Izzy have lived as a mated pair of werewolves for decades, living cautiously and on the outskirts, relying on one another only.
But when bodies start to turn up, their secret is dangerously close to getting out. They venture out to track down and fight back against the rogue pack of werewolves responsible, trying to reclaim their peace back. Only one wolf runs away from the fight; they find him hiding in the woods, terrified and desperate for help. What should Ed and Izzy do with him?- Language:
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11 Feb 2025
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Betelgeuse has disappeared from Lydia’s life. That’s what she wanted, right?
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06 Feb 2025
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Izzy knows his scent is disgusting. He knows it.
He’s known it since he presented and his sister cared for him through his first heat with a rag held to her nose. He has spent his life hiding it, covering it up, drinking daily suppressant tea and chewing on ginger root.
It works, for the most part, but every so often his body won’t take it any more, needs to release his hormones and go through heat whether he likes it or not. He tries to get as far away from port as possible when he feels it starting. When he’s really desperate he’ll hire an Alpha and pay them extra to shut the fuck up. It isn’t ideal, but it’s fine.
He’s fine.
or; Izzy has spent his life feeling broken, but maybe all he needed was the right Alpha to prove him wrong.
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16 Dec 2024
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In the dream where Izzy kills him, they have a garden.
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26 Nov 2024
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Stede had gotten used to Izzy looking at him with a mixture of fondness and exasperation and a dash of annoyance, and now there's nothing. Just anger and contempt and a hint of fear. Stede is a stranger and Izzy Hands doesn't trust strangers.
An accident during a storm leaves Izzy Hands without any memory of the last eight months. Now, he’s stuck on a ship with a crew of idiots who, for reasons beyond him, seem to adore him. Worse, he can’t shake the strange pull he feels toward their captain, Bonnet.Bookmarked by drunkonsmut
17 Nov 2024