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Tav is an Ilmateri monk with budding mastery of Ki, the spiritual energy that flows through all things. Astarion is a cornered animal, stuck oscillating between fight, flight, and fawn.
Against Tav's better judgment, he becomes obsessed with a bright note in Astarion's Ki, betraying his relentless will to live.
Halsin and Tav are kindred souls, both with pain that is sometimes too big to hold. Their relationship blooms where nothing else grows: Halsin's cursed homeland, for which Tav's understanding of Ki may prove the final piece of the puzzle Halsin needs to lift the curse. They become pillars of safety in Astarion's life as he learns to survive in a world not designed to make him suffer.
Astarion feels safest reclaiming his body if he has complete control over Tav's. Tav is more than willing to please. Halsin is eager to perform whatever role is needed of him.
Generally canon compliant/adjacent (edit: more adjacent). Lots of angst, hurt/comfort, sex, healing, and happy endings. Essentially that song you hear behind Astarion's tent on repeat in fanfic form.
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- Part 1 of The Crown of Madness
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Wyll's eighteenth birthday approaches, and Ulder agrees to let a family friend throw him a three-day birthday ball. Tiamet's cultists lurk outside the city, planning their attack.
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Harrow is-Mari, heir to a warking, with a reputation for violence and self-immolation, was never meant to exist in holy spaces. But the warking's enemies are now fighting with weapons made of metal and something called blackpowder, and they travel to Hel Nineveh to court favor from the god-king who can give them a supply of their own.
Thus ensues Harrow's baptism in this world of gods and kings and beings that are decidedly different from either of those things. The king is to be wed, an event demanding ritual sacrifice, grotesque fertility rites, and a gathering of the world's most decadent and powerful families - many of whom have been touched, in some way, by their war.
And Harrow is like wildfire: prone to spread with errant gusts of wind, capable of cleansing entire forests down to their shining bones. Bent, in so many meanings of the word, on consumption. And there is so much evil in Hel Nineveh to cleanse.
But there is also beauty begging to be supped - the least of which is Meridian Apphia, the soon-to-be queen consort. The world, it seems, is unkind to those unlucky enough to be wed to the king.
Harrow decides it must be her destiny to liberate them all.
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Edit: turns out this will be kinktober fic
It's been twenty years since the Shadow Curse was lifted. Halsin is proud of what he has built. Astarion and Tav visit frequently.
Over the years, Halsin has developed a particular...relationship with a certain drow from their past. She currently has him at her mercy. Halsin wouldn't have it any other way.
With Tav and Astarion set to arrive in a few days, a plan is set in motion to drive Halsin to the edge.
Set after the events of BG3 and also after the events of The Crown of Madness.
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- Part 3 of The Crown of Madness
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Volo's Definitive Guide to Ursine Encounters by et_augury
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
27 Dec 2025
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Having tried over a dozen ways to cure the aphrodisiac effects of Haarlep's saliva, Halsin seeks the aid of the rogueish wizard who thought an ice pick was the solution to the tadpole. What could go wrong?
Part of the Janubeary collab.
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- Part 20 of Enjoying Nature's Gifts
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Enjoying Nature's Gifts by Ak_elan, Baelthi, BoneThatFather, certifiedspreadsheetlover, cozy_ships, DarkZaira20, et_augury, FenofAo3, Fiber_Punk, Halfling_MadMax, herbeloveve, jerk3max, Kalua, LulaMillay, mollymauksboi, MortimerWilson, Myvanway, NW39, penned_by_Perci, SebastiansLyric170, Tavylia_Sin, thefontbandit, TheSubScribe, timidbirb, Violeta27, Wiloseal, YancySzarr
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
27 Jan 2026
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This series explores all kinds of kinks and partners for Halsin, through a cohesive continuity where Halsin has a different partner (or partners) in each new work! Each work in the series is a "chapter" of the story, separated into a series to allow for full tagging. Please check the tags on each work as the topics vary through the story! Every fic is also written by a different writer, though a couple of writers took on 2 or even 3 chapters to expand the roster of pairings to explore!
Many of the pieces also feature accompanying art created by artists who joined the collaboration, which may be embedded in the fic chapters or added as a standalone work after the fic they are paired with.
The parts of this series will be revealed once per day from the 1st to the 27th of January, at which point the full series will be here and it will be marked as completed.
Whilst the series does have a plot, it is also a sheer lacy underwear set of a plot that is a vehicle for hot and sexy fun for our favourite druid, so if one chapter's tags aren't a good your preferences you can safely skip forward and you won't be missing vital story points.
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A repository for stories related to the main fic: The Crown of Madness, a Tav/Halsin/Astarion fic following the events of Baldur's Gate 3 from the perspective a transmasc human monk Tav
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- 222,227
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A prequel to the events of Baldur's Gate 3, exploring the relationship between Raphael and Haarlep from the moment they first meet and following through several key events in their long and storied history together as both seek their own goals and find how they connect between them.
There will be a lot of smut in the works, as well as a fair amount of angst and character exploration. It will be written as a series like this with separate works rather than a multi-chapter work, to enable clearer tagging of each individual chapter as the content will vary and I would rather allow people a choice to skip parts of the story if there are tags they dislike, or to easily bookmark and return to tags that they adore~
There is no set schedule due to life factors and multiple ongoing series that I switch between, but comments and interactions do help to inspire work on it.
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Bookmarked by et_augury
09 Sep 2025
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The battle is won, the Netherbrain defeated, and Astarion is free. But as he returns to the shadows, someone fails to follow him —his lover, child of Bhaal, condemned to madness by his own father. For weakness, for disobedience, it matters not, Storm is lost. Astarion navigates his grief with Tav's help, and fights for closure.
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"I'm sorry." Her voice was soft and sincere. "I recon a lot of people have lost someone today."
That was probably true. He didn't really care. What right did they have to complain when Storm had given up his life and no one would ever know? "The city still stands, though."
"Hm. It's a good thing there are still idiots willing to risk their lives for the sake of everybody. Couldn't be me."
He couldn't help but laugh again, somewhat bitterly. It would have never been him either, without Tav, or the looming threat of ceromorphosis.Series
- Part 1 of Hope over Power
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02 Sep 2025
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Much to his chagrin, Astarion's life isn’t so very different from most people’s. He lives in a shitty apartment complex. He rides the bus to a low-paying job that he hates. The material realities of his existence keep him from following his dreams.
To be fair, Astarion does happen to be better-looking than most of us. And he’s a vampire, too.
But even though neither of those things seem to make our jaded vampire barista’s closing shift any less tedious, the arrival of his gorgeous new coworker, Adelaide, just might. And the excitement doesn’t end there; because Adelaide might also have a stalker, whose behavior grows bolder and more threatening with every passing day…
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- Part 11 of Astarion & Adelaide 🩸♥️ BloodySilver
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- English
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- 64,895
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Bookmarked by et_augury
01 Sep 2025
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Salvius, devoted apostle of Ilmater and gifted healer, thinks this story is about how she completes her seventh and final act of miraculous self-sacrifice while curing this band of exiles and miscreants of this parasite. About how she and the Blade of Frontiers chart a course through the wilderness of the Sword Coast, saving wretched souls and falling for each other. About finally returning home in honour after breaking her back in the name of the Crying God.
Nothing will ruin this for her, not even that lascivious vampire with his mouth full of sin and a soul in need of saving.
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“Avail yourself as a tool to the weary - let them know you can be used however they might need.” She blows a sharp breath out of her nose. “Sounds like a pretty clear directive to me, don’t you think?”
For once, Astarion isn’t running his mouth with a cheeky retort. When she opens her eyes, he’s staring at Salvius with a curiously intense look. She can’t imagine what might have made him so pensive, only observes that even with the world spinning, he looks very still.
A low voice that doesn’t sound like hers asks, “Are you weary?”
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- 9/20
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Bookmarked by et_augury
31 Aug 2025
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Astarion, the unascended vampire lord, has a proposal: Would you invite his newest footman, Hamlaith—who bears a striking resemblance to your witty rogue—into your bedchambers for a night of illicit indulgence? Enjoy this tale filled with smoldering smut, teasing repartee, and plenty of possessive and jealous behaviors.
“I have so many terms before I even entertain the idea of you spit-roasting me,” your voice playful and edged with truth.
Unfazed, he taps your nose quaintly. “And I look forward to reviewing and negotiating every one of them.”
Hamlaith returns, gliding down the runner with two large green bottles and a pair of silver chalices balanced on a tray. His eyes stay lowered as he presents them to you, but the warm, living scent of him wafts closer, stirring that familiar pang in your fangs. Astarion’s hand rests lightly on your shoulder—a silent, steadying presence—and you relax. Hamlaith hesitates, unsure where to set the tray until you pat the platform beside you. Smiling softly, you direct, “Right here is fine, Hamlaith."
Astarion leans low, catching the footman’s eye with a wolfish grin. “Thank you, Hamlaith.” A flush sweeps over the servant’s face.
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- English
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- 35,223
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- 6/6
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Bookmarked by et_augury
18 Jul 2025