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"You’re a real spitfire, y’know?" Heisenberg says. "Whatever you’ve got in those veins—that’s real. That’s power. It’s a good start, but Miranda’s got that in droves. We go up against her, we’re gonna need a fucking juggernaut. You see what I’m saying?”
Your head aches. Your pulse stutters, weak and thready in your ears. “I’m the juggernaut?” you manage to croak.
He snorts. “Not even close, kid. But with a few upgrades, you could be.”
“Won’t work,” you mumble. “Just—lemme go.”
A pause. You’re not delusional enough to believe he’s considering the request, but that doesn’t lessen the horror that curdles beneath your skin when he asks, “Say, you ever been beheaded?”
Or: You experience firsthand the unparalleled horror of "science" à la Heisenberg. Also, you meet a really foul-smelling fish guy.
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- Part 13 of resident chew toy
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“I walked here from the castle,” you recount, massaging your temples. Your head aches. “Then… hit a wire. Something exploded.”
“Mm, that one’s on me,” Angie chirps, unapologetic.
Anger surges in your chest as the memory returns to you in flashes. “It was a fucking nail bomb.”
Angie does a strange, full-bodied shiver. “Did it hurt?” She sounds positively giddy.
“Fuck you. I’m filthy.”
Or: Hijinks (ft. Angie), making up (ft. Daniela), and ??? (ft. the Duke).
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- Part 12 of resident chew toy
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You shuffle backward. Your heartbeat pounds in your ears. Your eyes scan the room frantically. Where the fuck is she?
You don’t hear buzzing. You don’t hear wings. Then you feel it—an icy chill slithering down your spine. On its heels, a rich scent tickles your nostrils. Cardamom, you think, and something woodsy. And… is that your blood, or someone else’s?
“You know,” Lady Dimitrescu states from right behind you, “we have a strict dress code.”
Your blood turns to ice. Fuck.
Or: How many balustrades does a girl have to break to get some alone time with Lady D around here?
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- Part 11 of resident chew toy
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“Perhaps I will." Spec. Blu-ji scribbles a note in the margin. "And why did your partner bring you here?”
Lin averts their gaze. Were their skin any lighter, Spec. Blu-ji is quite sure they’d be sporting a visible blush. “We don’t… have sex… often.”
The candor, while appreciated, is not unexpected. To be sure, he glances at his timepiece. Yes, the second dose has surely solubilized. “Oh? Tell me more about that.”
Or: Lin is a repressed Terran suffering from hypoactive arousal. Fortunately, their partner had the good sense to send them to Acebrake, where licensed professionals can give them all the help they need.
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“Something’s wrong with Dani,” Angie announces.
Donna speaks through the cadou, always has, so Angie’s not disappointed when she’s met with silence. Upstairs, it’s anything but quiet: So you’ve said. Donna’s words come out so smooth and rhythmic up there. They’re like music.
“She stole all your paper.” Angie crosses her arms and huffs, like she’s pissed. Which she is. “She’s still writing. Says she’s gotta make the ‘perfect letter,’ whatever that means.”
At that, there’s a brief pause in Donna’s movements. It’s slight, but there. She already… used all the paper she came with?
It’s not easy to surprise Donna. Angie would know. “Yeah. Recycling needs to be taken out, by the way.”
Or: Angie's a simple doll with a clear purpose—protect Donna. It's gotten complicated since Miranda, though. That new pet isn't helping matters either.
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- Part 10 of resident chew toy
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It’s not as though you came to Castle Dimitrescu expecting a happy end to your story. Yet somehow, you’ve managed to go straight past “unhappy end” and deep into “nightmare fuel” territory in a matter of weeks.
Or: The blood-soaked, action-packed chronicles detailing how you become the unofficial mascot of the venerable House Dimitrescu.
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“You think that humans are conscious? Humans?”
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09 Oct 2026
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Cross-Cultural Communications by satai for Peppermint_Shamrock
Fandoms: It's funny how science fiction universes.... | Humans are Space Orcs - bogleech (Tumblr Post)
18 Dec 2023
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L’Voq looks to Fortwa. “Remember what I said about not all humans being death-seekers? I changed my mind.”
A shuttle pilot recaps a mission gone wrong over lunch, relaying the continued baffling risks taken by a human crewmember, only to encounter another unexpected aspect of human culture.
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09 Oct 2026
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"Everyone needs to bond with their armor some way or another. It's not technology, not a machine, the thing you meet in there is a living, breathing creature same as you are. But it's not human, and that you can never forget. The best wisdom we can give you is, remember that it's only trying to understand you. The easier you make that, the better the bond, and the sooner you'll be back on the training floor."
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08 Oct 2026
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Three undercover agents. One secret agency. A suspicious amount of emotional repression.
Somewhere along the way, two people accidentally caught feelings.
It’s going about as well as you’d expect.
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Doomed yuri. Just with higher stakes.
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06 Oct 2026
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Kneel as You Were Born to Kneel by DeepskyShifter (OminousHummingObelisk)
Fandoms: Starbucks Coffee - Fandom
15 Sep 2018
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In which you must go to worship as you have always gone, as your ancestors have gone before you, as your unfortunate children will go when you are dead.
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- Part 1 of The Holy Blasphemy of Flesh
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03 Oct 2026