freakylemurcat
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Lollipop by freakylemurcat
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers Generation One
28 Feb 2026
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If there was a reason for Jazz dwelling so heavily on the topic, he would like to know so he could bottle it. Regardless, he has been dwelling, really ruminating, on the subject from the moment he had booted out of recharge.
He collects his daily ration from the mess hall, interrupts the Twins in the middle of planning a particularly dumb prank, debriefs Hound, and all the while he is extremely glad they don’t have any Outliers with telepathy on the Ark.
If they do, then serve them right for not telling anyone - they deserve the full blast of Jazz’s overactive imagination mulling over sucking spike.
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- Part 19 of Two Good Mechs
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Unexpected Expertise by freakylemurcat
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers Generation One
21 Feb 2026
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Jazz would have been lying if he had said he had thought Prowl was as chilly and frigid as the rumours and gossip had suggested. He had made his career in rumours and gossip for too long to not have a feeling for the truth. Prowler was just too slagging hot to have not been rolling in invitations to frag at some point.
And if Prowler did something, he made a point to do it correctly and thoroughly.
Jazz had always appreciated a mech who did a job properly.
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- Part 18 of Two Good Mechs
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Words are less necessary than actions, especially when you're in bed with your lover.
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- Part 17 of Two Good Mechs
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Plethora by freakylemurcat
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
07 Feb 2026
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“How many?” Prowl sets his datapad in the drawer and closes it with a sharp click.
Jazz grins. “Nine.”
“Thought you promised me ten,” says Prowl, leaning forward on his interlinked hands, faux-sternness spoiled by the smirk he couldn't quite shift.
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- Part 16 of Two Good Mechs
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Honesty Is The Best Policy by freakylemurcat
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
31 Jan 2023
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Prowl summoned all of his dignity, as battered and wounded as it was. “I have never spiked another mecha.”
Jazz offlined and onlined his optics, his visor flashing in a blink pattern, in surprise.
“But,” he said, “You’ve been conjunxed, Prowl. Twice. How?”
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- Part 15 of Two Good Mechs
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Two Good Mechs by freakylemurcat
Fandom The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One), The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
28 Feb 2026
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Very loosely connected Jazz/Prowl porn.
Like legit, it's just porn.
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Collar and Cuffs by freakylemurcat
Fandom The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformer - Fandom, Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
15 Mar 2020
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A Truce with Benefits by freakylemurcat
Fandom The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
15 Sep 2019
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Jazz takes advantage of a peace treaty to make as many notches on his berthpost as possible.
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Your Whole Body by freakylemurcat
Fandom The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
14 Jan 2014
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A grown-up Misaki celebrates Akihiko's birthday and is decidedly more proactive. Misaki's efforts paid off and he gets to top. Fluff on first chapter, very graphic and explicit smut on the second.
Also posted on fanfiction.net under same username
Bookmarked by freakylemurcat
24 Sep 2018
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Caius is almost as strong as I am, but tonight you wouldn't know it, you’d think he was a weak, sheltered little noble, easily overpowered and taken by anyone with a strong enough arm. Tonight he's no merchant's son and I'm no common soldier. Tonight he's a powerless boy-Emperor, and I'm the Praetorian Prefect keeping him locked up in his gilded prison.
Bookmarked by freakylemurcat
07 Mar 2015
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Akihiko has an interesting proposal for Isaka on his birthday.
Pre-JR/SIH series.Bookmarked by freakylemurcat
02 Apr 2014
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It's just a pose by sevenswells
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig Movies)
22 Dec 2012
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"What are you going to call me?"
"'Daddy', I think, if it's all right with you."Bookmarked by freakylemurcat
16 Mar 2014
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Q has something he'd like to share with Bond; Bond might be a bit taken aback at first, but he's a secret agent for a reason--he's great at adapting.
Bookmarked by freakylemurcat
16 Mar 2014