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Mandalore at Night (Greetings From!) by BucketofWater
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
28 Mar 2023
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au: The Jedi Temple requires access to resources on Mandalore. As per Mandalorian custom a familial tie must be established to justify the request. The solution presented is simple: wed an accomplished Jedi to a member of Mandalorian aristocracy. Knight Ahsoka Tano is selected for the honour and finds herself presented to the Mand'alor.
Her padawan, Luke, is brought along for the journey.
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Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow Too by cookinguptales for htbthomas, fenellaevangela
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Dec 2022
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After Guillermo comes home with another vampire's bite on his neck, a poorly planned wish gets Nandor's dumb ass stuck in a time loop.
And Nandor's never handled eternity well.
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- Part 1 of Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow Too
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Unusual Weather by novembersmith
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
03 Jul 2014
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Bucky’s been at the Avengers Tower for three weeks before he finally gives in to Steve’s gentle coaxing and Stark’s cheerful waving of fistfuls of circuits, and lets them scan the arm.
It doesn’t go well.
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05 Dec 2022
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“You have better control than me, Guillermo,” Nandor continued evenly. “I rarely bathed as soon as I returned from a victory. I had more pressing needs. You should know that when the bloodlust fades, it is replaced by a different kind of hunger. And I was always ravenous after battle.”
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Post-theatre, Guillermo wants nothing more than to take a hot bath and relax. Nandor, of course, has other ideas. -
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Guillermo has been waiting. He got used to wait, he waited for 13 years, he can wait a bit longer, even if these few weeks feel much longer than the past decade.
He felt like he was two steps behind, he didn't know if it was worth hoping if he didn't even know if Nandor would come back.
He shook the idea off his head. Nandor will come back.
In the meantime, he will wait.
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make my wrongs turn right, make my fists turn heaven by likeapsychicwound
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
23 Oct 2022
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Thunder rattles the old house as Guillermo blinks away the haze of sleep. He belatedly realizes that Nandor has moved away from him to the other end of the couch. He shivers with quiet sobs, collapsed in on himself like a dying star.
“Do you want to talk about it?” Guillermo asks, echoing his own words from earlier.
“I have not seen the sunrise in seven hundred and fifty one years,” Nandor says, his voice muffled in his cloak. “And I cannot stop feeling sad about it.”
Nandor and Guillermo are touch starved. They give each other what they need.
title from regal by noname !!!Bookmarked by garbagepatchsquid
30 Oct 2022
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Just after dawn Guillermo hears his name coming from Nandor's room.
Curiosity killed the cat, but what will it do to the vampire slayer?Bookmarked by garbagepatchsquid
30 Oct 2022
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Stede is ready to 'get back out there' after his divorce, but he's more than a little bit intimidated by the concept of online dating. After a series of truly terrible first dates, he's close to giving up on love altogether. Perhaps he's too old for all this Grindr nonsense.
And then, along comes a bartender called Edward Teach.
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28 Oct 2022
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Let's Pull The Curtains Down by singing_to_shipwreck
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
05 Jul 2020
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After the events of season 2, Guillermo has returned to the house, not as a familiar but as a protector.
The dynamic between him and the vampires has been shaken up. Guillermo wrestles with his own power. And the threat of other vampires is no less imminent.
Worst of all, Nandor will barely speak to him.
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“What do you want me to do?” Remus says, tiredly. All he wants is to curl up on his bed. Smoke a pack of cigarettes. Get drunk. He can’t stop looking at Harry.
“Remus...” Dumbledore is gentle. Remus hates when he has that tone. Hates that he knows it will hurt. “There is no one else left.”
A bitter laugh escapes him. “So you’ll curse the poor thing with a werewolf for a guardian?”
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"Crowley couldn’t argue with that. He swirled his wine, feeling put out for too many reasons to name. Peevish. He sort of wanted to cry. There was a burning question poised on the tip of his tongue, the kind that might have actually made him burst into flames if he asked it.
He did not."
Or: Crowley asks. Eventually.
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- Part 2 of more first than sun, more last than star
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there is a shortage in the blood supply (but there is no shortage of blood) by zarya
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
16 Sep 2021
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Something has to go pretty wrong in your life, Guillermo supposes, for you to reach a point where you’re doing heavy mental calculus to determine whether there's romantic subtext behind your boss’s offer to help you dispose of a corpse.
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16 Oct 2022
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Universal Truths by inkyfishes
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
27 Aug 2017
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For the DGHDA Big Bang 2017.
“...Very long story short, until yesterday, it hailed as my greatest case: one of deception, danger, double-crosses, and an all-round perversion of high emotion and - dare I say it - romance…”
What do horses, robots, time-travel, false identities, alternate universes, flagrant homosexuality and the University of Cambridge have in common? Probably not much, but it's all Todd Brotzman has to work with after he falls through a hole in space and time, arriving at St. Cedd’s College for the first day of Svlad Cjelli (not yet notoriously known as Dirk Gently). There's a case to be solved, but it refuses to start. For both Todd and Svlad, and Dirk and Farah, events unfold in exactly the way you'd expect at Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency.
(This work is canon-compliant as per the end of Season 1. It refers to canon set out in the two Dirk Gently novels, the Dirk Gently 2010 TV Series, the Dirk Gently Comics "The Salmon of Doubt" and the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, but none of that is needed to understand the work.)
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Paul and John didn’t know each other. They just happen to catch the same train, going to the same show, and have the neighboring seats.
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John had known something was bound to go wrong when he agreed to be his best friend's fake boyfriend for the entirety of his family's Christmas party. How could it not when you've been pining after said best friend for years without him knowing, and when his father thinks guys like you are everything that's wrong with the world. But that someone would put up a branch of mistletoe at a family Christmas party, he would never have even considered to be a possiblity.
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Fasten Your Seatbelts by orphan_account
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Markiplier (Youtuber RPF), Jacksepticeye (YouTuber RPF)
16 Oct 2015
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Mark stood up slowly with a smug smile. “I’ve been thinking…I know how beat up you get about these relationships, yeah?”
Jack gulped. “Uh…yeah, I guess.”
“I mean we both know you beat yourself up over it and always think it’s your fault or something,” Mark said bluntly as he served breakfast.
“Yeah, so? What of it?” Jack said defensively. “I can’t help how I feel.”
“I know that, and I wanna help. I think I might have the cure for your little cycle.” Mark grinned at him conspiratorially.
“And…what is it?” Jack asked warily.
“Two words, my friend.” He paused for dramatic effect, and Jack wanted to kick him in the kneecap. “Road trip.”Series
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John has trouble falling asleep these days. There's one thing he can do that always seems to help, but he's stuck in this hotel room with Sherlock and doesn't think he'll get the chance. How will he ever find relief and a good night's sleep?
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The Passing of Fire Into the Blood by backinblack (ginandironic)
Fandoms: Star Trek (2009)
03 Jan 2010
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After a diplomatic mission goes horribly, humiliatingly wrong, Jim learns something surprising about Spock.