half_of_a_pear
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- Merlin (TV) (2)
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“Arthur. Do I really have to explain roombas to you again?”
“No.”
“Good.” Merlin crosses his arms. “So you’re not knighting it.”or
Arthur misunderstands robots and grants knighthood to a roomba.
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Merlyn arrives in Camelot, having been sent to live with Gaius. She's hiding two big secrets. Thankfully, Gaius seems to have her back.
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The first episode but with Merlin as a girl, hiding both that she has magic and that she's female.
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- Part 1 of different body, same devotion
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24 Apr 2026
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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
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this is a homophobic fix-it fic with no redeeming value
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- Part 1 of a triptych of dean/cas
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16 Oct 2024
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Dean took a deep breath, looking up at the sky for the last time, eyes bleary from traitorous tears. But hey, he was about to be dropped to the bottom of the ocean, he was allowed to fucking cry.
Here it was - the worst moment of his life.
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15 Oct 2024
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He Doesn't Know What It Means (But I'd Run My Fingers Through Your Hair) by 60r3d0m
Fandoms: Supernatural
11 Feb 2017
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“I wish I knew what you looked like,” D-Dean says and he’s interrupting the voice on phone. The man’s in the middle of explaining something—something about him becoming human (isn’t he human already?), something about an asshat named Dean who threw him out onto the streets, something about why Castiel’s always afraid, always wary not to stay too long even though he wishes that he could.
But Dean doesn’t know what it means.
The man’s voice is quiet, quiet a lot, but he says, “There’s a family picture in Sam’s phone.”
It takes him a while, a lot of Cas explaining to him who Sam is (he forgot again), a lot of explaining that yes, his name’s Dean and that he’s not Sam. A lot of explaining, a lot of whispered things that are gentle and make Dean feel good.
But then he finally sees the picture.
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- Part 3 of Season 12 Coda Collection
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10 Oct 2024