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He's Just a Rich Boy, From a Rich Family! I'm Just a Rich Boy, Please Get Me Surgery! Spare Him This Life From This Dysphoria! by Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), kbirb, kbirb pods (kbirb) for hoebiwan
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
26 Dec 2025
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The events leading up to Tim's top surgery, told in texts and voice memos.
A prequel to hoebiwan's fic about Tim coming out to his parents after top surgery!
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[Podfic of] Buy One, Get One! Come on Down to Crime Alley's Top Surgery Extravaganza! Yes! Even You, Little Bristol Boy! by kbirb pods (kbirb) for hoebiwan, Flowerparrish
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
17 Jul 2025
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Length: 18 minutes, 7 seconds
Summary:“Timothy Jackson Drake!” Janet shrieks. “Are you telling me you let some random man off the black market take a scalpel to your chest?!”
In which Jack and Janet return to find their daughter is actually their son and has taken action. Surprise!
Podfic of Buy One, Get One! Come on Down to Crime Alley's Top Surgery Extravaganza! Yes! Even You, Little Bristol Boy! by hoebiwan.
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- Part 12 of the trans!Tim agenda
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[podfic of] informative by kbirb pods (kbirb) for Flowerparrish, hoebiwan
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types
15 Jun 2025
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Length: 4 minutes, 20 seconds
Summary:Dick is stuck on the couch with some busted ribs, he has an educational conversation with his brothers.
Podfic of informative by Acin_Grayson.
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wipe the ash from my eyes (so much more away) by PotatoLady for hoebiwan
Fandoms: Original Work
23 May 2025
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Matevos is just hoping to hide the fever until they get to the next town. He can't afford to be punished for laziness, especially not after his last trip with Sargis; but it seems like his dreams of riding out his illness in peace are destined to be crushed.
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[podfic of] are you there, god? it’s me, the gotham/metropolis rpf side of tumblr by kbirb pods (kbirb) for hoebiwan
Fandoms: Superman (Comics), Batman (Comics)
20 Jan 2025
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Audio Length: 1 hour, 12 minutes, & 34 seconds
[Abbreviated] Summary:When Bernard first started making YouTube videos about vigilantes and rogues, he did it under the assumption that his viewers would uphold the Sacred Oath of RPF. As in, his viewers would not share his videos with the less-than-discerning public, anyone featured in the video would ignore the existence of such videos, and the world would go on.
In which Bernard is an avid member of the Superman and Batman RPF side of tumblr, Kon thinks convincing his favorite RPF writer and video essayist to post weird stories about Superman is the only way to avoid murdering him, and Tim is definitely not alvin-and-the-chipmen, a popular fanart blog for Batman and co.
Podfic of are you there, god? it’s me, the gotham/metropolis rpf side of tumblr by hoebiwan.
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- Part 20 of #PolyPodWeek (kbirb's version)
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[podfic of] there's no business like bat business by kbirb pods (kbirb) for hoebiwan
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
30 Dec 2024
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High SFX Audio Length: 35 minutes, 43 seconds
Low SFX Audio Length: 35 minutes, 38 seconds
Summary:There's a new Robin flitting around Gotham. The Batman is a little puzzled about it, because this one isn't flitting around it; it's just following its other Robin around. Even more than the Spoiler does, in fact.
The Batman is . . . puzzled. Yes.
Podfic of there's no business like bat business by suzukiblu.
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[podfic of] gentlemen prefer birds by kbirb pods (kbirb) for hoebiwan
Fandoms: Superboy (Comics), Superman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
29 Dec 2024
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Length: 26 minutes, 59 seconds
Summary:“Guess what?!” Superboy greets gleefully, pushing himself up on the edge.
“What?” Clark asks, smiling wryly at him. The kid just gets so enthusiastic so easily. It’s kind of funny, to be honest.
“I got a date!” Superboy says delightedly.
Podfic of gentlemen prefer birds by suzukiblu.
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[podfic of] diamonds are a bird's best friend by kbirb pods (kbirb) for hoebiwan
Fandoms: Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
28 Dec 2024
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Length: 22 minutes, 44 seconds
Summary:Tim is pretty sure that this is not Superboy just trying to make friends.
Podfic of diamonds are a bird's best friend by suzukiblu.
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[podfic of] dare to do better by kbirb pods (kbirb) for hoebiwan, Flowerparrish
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
25 Dec 2024
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Length: 4 minutes, 13 seconds
Summary:Podfic of dare to do better by TheAceApples.
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- Part 44 of even MORE podfic snacks (under 5 minutes)
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the places that words let us go by kbirb for hoebiwan
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
12 Oct 2024
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Cozytober 2024
Prompt: Fall Road TripSeries
- Part 5 of Cozytober & Pod-O-Ween 2024
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Length: 24 minutes, 26 seconds
Summary:“For the last time, Jason,” Talia said, “I am not teaching you how to write about murder. I’m teaching you how to plot murder.”
Jason turned a blank expression upon her, well-honed from dealing with Bruce whenever he said something incomprehensible.
“I don’t get it,” Jason said. “It’s the same picture.”
In which Jason uses his resurrection as an excuse to be the most annoying theatre kid ever.
Podfic of Lights Up! by hoebiwan.
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we shall be free; we shall find peace by mediant for januariat, hoebiwan
Fandoms: Superman (Comics)
08 Aug 2024
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Clark has accepted what it means to be Lex's prisoner - the pain of the Green, the experiments, the hands on it. The long years buried in its containment cell, let out only to act as Lex's weapon, as Lex's tool. It had fought back at first, but years have ground it down and away to almost nothing.
Then Lex hands it a baby. And Clark realizes that while it may have hurt humans, and lied about what it is, and it may deserve to be locked away - Kon deserves to be free.
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[Podfic of] The Jedi Within by kbirb pods (kbirb) for Flowerparrish, hoebiwan
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
16 Jul 2024
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Length: 3 hours & 16 minutes
Summary:Eleven-year-old Tim Drake wakes up one day having the memories of 57-year-old Obi-Wan Kenobi. It was probably magic, but who knows. The Force is with him and that will leave its mark on Gotham City and its inhabitants.
Podfic of The Jedi Within by DandalfTheWhite.
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(re)spite at sea by LoneswaggingRanger for hoebiwan
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
21 Apr 2024
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The one where Jaskier finds himself aboard the White Wolf's vessel, tired and injured, with nowhere to go.
Jaskier locked eyes with the legendary White Wolf, deadly Butcher of the High Seas and then quickly, he looked away. The thin slip of wool draped over his shoulders did little to shield his body.
He tugged it tighter around himself anyway.
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[Podfic] Who knew Batman would get defeated by soap bubbles by Flowerparrish Pods (Flowerparrish) for hoebiwan
Fandoms: Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
10 Feb 2024
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[Audio Length: 14:15]
Jason feels the need to help clean up Gotham, one laundry pun at a time
Podfic of Who knew Batman would get defeated by soap bubbles by ilike_color.
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[podfic of] the care and keeping of your baby talon by kbirb pods (kbirb) for hoebiwan
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
06 Feb 2024
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Length: 00:48:47
Summary:Bruce has not had a moment of peace and quiet since he brought home the boy who tried to steal his tires, his sons came in with a talon trailing after them, and the neighbor kid invited himself to the manor. So he is more than a little annoyed when his eldest barges into his office
“Yes?” he asks.
“You need to come downstairs,” Damian says. “It’s the talon.”
In which everyone is more than a little cautious about the talon Duke brought home. Featuring chandelier swinging, Secret Garden reading, ill-advised sleuthing, and more.
Podfic of the care and keeping of your baby talon by quandaries_and_contradictions.
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[Podfic of] Mr. Brightside by kbirb pods (kbirb) for hoebiwan
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superboy (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
20 Jan 2024
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Length: 00:38:12
Summary:Tim had made a list of things he knew Conner liked to do or would probably enjoy, and Bernard had found venues and events in Gotham that would fit into both what Conner enjoyed and what Tim and Bernard would also want to do with him. Through sheer luck, a gay bar called The Marquee had an Emo Night event scheduled for the same week that Conner would be staying in Metropolis with Clark and Lois, meaning Kon would only have to travel from New York instead of all the way from Kansas.
So, they decide on that. Tim texts Conner to ask if he wants to come along, buys his ticket when Kon agrees, and Bernard plans out their outfits. Kon meets them at Bat Burger, and then the three of them bus their way south to Old Gotham.
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Conner is pining after Tim and Bernard. Tim and Bernard are pining after Conner.They all go to Emo Night together.
Podfic of Mr. Brightside by Acadjonne.
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- Part 11 of #PolyPodWeek (kbirb's version)
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He knew he should have left Dick home, but seriously- what kind of kid uses puppy dog eyes for begging to go to the DMV?
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[Podfic] LIT118: Introduction to Russian Literature by Flowerparrish Pods (Flowerparrish) for kbirb, hoebiwan
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
08 Jan 2024
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[Audio Length: 3:42]
Jason freaking Todd is in Tim’s Intro to Russian Literature class.
Podfic of LIT118: Introduction to Russian Literature by elumish.
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- Part 4 of Bite Sized Podfics (2024)
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[podfic of] the more things change by kbirb pods (kbirb) for puertoricansuperman, hoebiwan
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
07 Jan 2024
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Length: 00:24:11
Summary:In which Jason Todd steals the tires off of the Ratmobile.
Podfic of the more things change by puertoricansuperman.
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- Part 5 of [podfics of] pest family