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    Bruce Wayne is an asshole.
    Batman is an asshole.
    And Clark’s soulmate doesn’t sleep.
    Unbeknownst to Clark, these were all the same person.

    or: Kryptonians share dreams with their destined soulmates. Clark starts to think he has none, but it’s because Bruce Wayne never sleeps. After a disastrous one-night stand with Bruce Wayne and infuriating encounters with Batman, little Dick Grayson shows up, and the pieces finally start clicking together.

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    25 Nov 2025

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    His whole life, Jason’s mom had told him his dad was Bruce Wayne, but he’d never been dumb enough to actually believe it. They lived in a rundown, one-room apartment in the worst part of town, and in every single picture he’d ever seen of that rich bastard he was wearing a suit or sipping champagne worth more than everything they’d ever owned.

    But if he wasn’t Bruce Wayne’s kid, then what the hell was he doing sitting outside the man’s office in Wayne Towers?

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    20 Nov 2025

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    Instead of lunging at him, the monster stumbled, as it tried to stand, and Clark saw as a child's leg slipped out of a big black boot before tangling in a yellow belt, small, very childish hands trying and failing to catch it. And maybe… And maybe it wasn't a monster at all, because as Clark watched, transfixed, the kid - because it had to be a kid, he didn't seem to be older than Clark- face planted on the floor without making even a single noise.

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    Or; a magical mishap accidently turns the World's Finest into an 8 and a 9 year old. Shenanigans ensue.

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    05 Nov 2025

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    “Congratulations, you just finished puberty.”
    Clark blinked. Then he blinked again. “What?”
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    Being forced to reexamine every aspect of his life because the unholy brainchild of Lex Luthor and Poison Ivy unlocked an entirely new section of his biology was not on Clark’s bucket list. Which was good, because Clark wasn’t going to do that. It wasn’t that big of a deal, really! He was fine, everything was fine, and things would go back to normal sooner or later. Honestly, things would already be pretty normal if it wasn’t for Clark’s newfound desire to maul his best friend.

    Bruce, meanwhile, has a bite on his neck, an unrequited crush, and hundreds of pages of Kryptonian documents that needed translating. Oh, and eight kids who are maybe a little too good at meddling.
    Everyone else is just along for the ride.

    Featuring: Copious blankets, platonic intimacy, the Justice League being surprisingly functional, sex pollen (now with 200% less sex!), Kansas typical repression, pillow forts, rebar, romantic intimacy, Batfam typical shenanigans, untranslatable words (coming to a dead alien language near you!), and the fictional concept of Omegaverse, which is also here for some reason.

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    29 Sep 2025

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    ridiculously good. like mind bogglingly good. humour, wholesomeness and something wonderfully sincere

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    It isn't difficult to go on in the wake of Superman's death. His resurrection, though, poses a problem—especially when it turns out there's no such thing as the right moment to explain that Martha Kent's obnoxious billionaire friend? Is also the man who tried really hard to shove a kryptonite spear through Clark's face.

    Written as a fill for the dceu_kinkmeme prompt, summarized: Bruce/Clark, identity porn. (Full prompt in author's notes!)

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    25 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    identity issues go hard in this one, love <3