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  1. Rec 15

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    “Alright, what’s the general trend of it?” The periodic table trends are easy as fuck to memorize. It’s derivable as long as Mugm considers which factors contribute to ionization energy.

    Mugm clicks his tongue before answering in full confidence, “It’s old as fuck. Mendeleev probably found that shit in the 1700s or something. I doubt it’s trending.” They are so fucked. 

    Mugm cannot be real. 

     

    or; Famous pop star Mugm is forced into tutoring sessions with his least favourite person because he's failing chemistry. And Wyll is just trying to earn a decent teacher reference before he graduates.

     

    the title comes from drag path by twenty one pilots

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    14 Apr 2026

  2. Rec 92

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    Saparata snorted softly, but his eyes softened as he took in the scene, Fluixon, framed by the tall grass, pointing at something small and bright like it mattered more than anything else around them. He finally took a step forward, the corners of his mouth lifting.

    “Alright,” he said, closing the distance. “Show me what makes it so special.”

    “Well–”

    Fluixon didn’t get the chance to finish his sentence.

    One second he was talking with Saparata,

    And the next, the ground below him was split open, and he was falling into a pit that had banners, preventing him from placing anything down that could help him live.

    “Oh my Ish– JUDELOW!”

    Fluixon heard Saparata scream from above. And as much as he had bigger fish to fry, he couldn’t help but wonder who this ‘Judelow’ person was.

    Well. He had no time to wonder.

    He was still falling down a massive pit after all.

    Life really had it for him.

    ~~~

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    Saparata invites Fluixon to Strength SMP. Chaos ensues.

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    03 Feb 2026

  3. Rec 39

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    He lets go immediately, all the previous gentleness disappearing with a drop of hands “—Whoops, my bad.” Jude says, stepping back, forcing a laugh that comes out a little too quick as his eyes dart anywhere but the person in front of him. “It’s like, y’know, kissing it better. Old trick.”

    Sharpness blinks. Then his expression twists into a scowl, defensive and flustered all in the same breath. Jude gives a nervous exhale back, because he knows he’s definitely fucked up beyond saving; but truth be told, he doesn’t really care that he’s fucked up this time around.

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    27 Jan 2026

  4. Rec *

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    Sharpness stopped right in front of him, a pretty look in his eyes he knew was enticing to the trapper. "Why not have some fun before it happens?"

    JudeLow smiled. He handed Sharpness his sword back.

    "The least likely team-up of all time, huh?"

    Sharpness grinned a wicked smile back, his hand meeting Jude's on the pommel of the weapon.

    "People are not going to expect it."

    ✮✮✮

    In which betrayal is pre-written, but they just might get their hearts trapped in a 1x1 before it happens.

    They'll figure it out... right?

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    12 Jan 2026

  5. Rec *

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    saparata whispers to you: dude
    saparata whispers to you: Why are you calling my teammate babygirl
    You whisper to saparata: don’t worry about it man
    conexion whispers to you: JUDE
    conexion whispers to you: WHY IS SAPS ASKING ME ABOUT THE BBG COMMENT
    You whisper to conexion: LOLLLLL
    You whisper to conexion: MY BAD BBG
    conexion whispers to you: count your days buddy boy
    You whisper to conexion: you love me <3
    conexion whispers to you: whatever


    Or; 5 times Jude and Sharpness find themselves helping the other, and one time they don't. Not necessarily in that order.

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    11 Jan 2026

  6. Rec 66

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    “Wait, but aren‘t bunnies herbivores?“
    “Is that seriously the only question you have on your mind right now?“
    Sharpness‘ eyes focused back on Judelow. He was looking back at him with a slightly confused expression.
    Jude cleared his throat, opening his mouth to voice another question.“So… Are you just chill with this? Like, me tasting your blood and all?“
    “Honestly, I‘m more irritated about this whole tongue-on-dirty-sword thing.“
    “Would you prefer it if I‘d get your blood directly from the source?
    “What?“

    or

    Judelow likes the taste of blood and Sharpness was (un)fortunate enough to be his next victim. They also start making out if u care!

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    09 Jan 2026

  7. Rec 86

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    Jude turned around to look at him. “You’ve been going into other peoples bases. The reason I was able to get you to team up with me is because you tried to scam me… by using items from my own base.”
    “But, that was a set-up. I wouldn’t have done that if you hadn’t asked for a Turtle potion.”
    The two of them stared at one another silently, not quite used to engaging in casual conversation despite their team-up. The silence was awkward and stretched out. Jude braced himself for a defensive insult or string of curses which never came.

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    09 Jan 2026

  8. Rec 55

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    Jude hates Sharp. Sure, they've just established themselves as teammates, but Sharpness is just driving him crazy. He's annoying, teasing, obnoxious and so stupidly pretty that it shuts off something in Jude's brain whenever their eyes meet.

    Jude confesses. He hates Sharp because somehow, he's managed to develop a fat crush on the other in just over an hour of them being together.

    What's he supposed to do now? Surely, Sharp doesn't feel the same. Surely.

    OR. sharplow fluff of idiots in love. they're very joyous.

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    09 Jan 2026

  9. Rec 49

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    Tai lunged forward and swiped at Judelow's neck, to which he barely dodged. He splashed another potion under their feet.

    Judelow fought back, stabbing Tai in the stomach which he dodged to the side. He swapped to his axe and lodged it in his hip.

    Pulling it out roughly, he swiped at Tai's eyes just to miss, causing him to get his upper chest slashed at and kicked to the ground.

    Everything felt like it was spinning— this isn't normal.

    Before Tai could attack again, Judelow pulled out a crossbow and shot his shoulder.

    He can't run.

    His legs couldn't move— he can barely stand up.

    "What the fuck..." Judelow tried to pick himself up, until Tai lifted him up by his collar and pointed a sword at his neck.

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    09 Jan 2026

  10. Rec 57

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    Footsteps... a chest opening... blocks breaking.

    He sees the lower block get mined— then the top.

    The invisible, netherite armored person came in, and Judelow lunged forward, pushing them against a wall. Judelow's forearm at their neck.

    "Who are you?" Judelow leaned close and pressed his arm harder, possibly blocking their airway.

    They cocked their head.

    "What, you don't recognize your teammate?"

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    09 Jan 2026

  11. Rec 37

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    Wemmbu prides himself in not being an emotionally vulnerable person.

    He never lets himself show any signs of vulnerability to anyone except Egg, because vulnerability leads to weakness and weakness leads to exploitation, or worse- abandonment.

    Because of that, he's practically sworn himself to secrecy. He doesn't let any cracks show whatsoever.

    Well, most of the time, that is the case. However, it takes less than you'd expect to break that mask of confidence.

    All it took him was one shrieker, and a conversation with Jaden.

    OR wemmbu and jaden talk. talking turns into arguing. ohhhh nooooo

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    29 Dec 2025

  12. Rec 87

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    Jaden is going to break Wemmbu out of the law prison. he's still trying to figure out exactly how he feels about him, especially after everything that happened in the Great Sea, but he's not letting Wemmbu get executed no matter what.

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    28 Dec 2025

  13. Rec 29

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    After the incident where Theo got kidnapped, Parrot has been acting…. Rather strange. Theo doesn’t know how to feel about this.

     

    So Parrot turns into Wifies and Theo turns into Parrot….. he makes different choices that lead to different outcomes. They learn how to communicate.

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    26 Dec 2025

  14. Rec 44

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    “I wish you didn’t want to kill yourself,” Theo says bluntly, a little while later. He’s almost done with the wound, on the last few stitches out of about ten. “It’s selfish to say but I wish you didn’t.” 

    “I don’t want to kill myself,” Parrot says automatically. 

    “Don’t you?” Theo asks. It doesn’t sound like a question.

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    26 Dec 2025

  15. Rec 11

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    Spoke couldn’t get the blood off his hands, the haunting of memories and mistakes unrelenting and cruel.

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    20 Dec 2025

  16. Rec 26

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    “I don’t do this, the whole—y’know?” Ash made some vague gestures towards clothes tailored to him specifically, then sighed and shrugged before pushing his hand back into his pocket. “I haven’t done any … ceremonies, not for the other diamond players. You’re special, I want you to know that.”

    Pride warmed Spoke’s chest. Immediately after, shame made him bow his head. What was he doing, taking those words to his heart?

    “You worked harder than the others to get the trims and the mace. You deserve them.”

    Or, an alternate universe where Spoke becomes a diamond player among the mafia’s ranks, and Ash shows his favouritism towards him too obviously.

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    19 Dec 2025

  17. Rec 26

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    A moment of accidental intimacy.

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    Jaden just fixing Wemmbu's hair:)

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    19 Dec 2025

  18. Rec 42

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    Zam’s eyes snap open. He gasps for breath, clutching his throbbing forehead.
    He is no longer in the hole he’d fought Wemmbu in. His armor is heavy, and it’s intact. He feels light on his feet, no longer in an adrenaline-fueled state of exhaustion.
    Figures on elytras are gliding through the onslaught of rain, pursuing a blur of purple. Presumably Wemmbu, but that doesn’t make sense, because Zam swears that he just killed Wemmbu. Regrettably, of course—he’s certain that act will scar him for life—but that doesn’t mean that it didn’t happen.

    or, mutiny duo timeloop fic

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    19 Dec 2025

  19. Rec 79

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    The room was a disaster. Not ransacked or destroyed, but wrong in a way that made Zam's instincts scream. Wemmbu's armor lay scattered across the floor in pieces, as if he'd torn it off in a hurry. The window shutters were closed tight despite the midday hour, leaving the room dim and stifling.

    And there, curled up on the bed in a tangle of blankets, was Wemmbu.

    "Oh, hell," Zam breathed.

    Even from the doorway, he could see the fevered flush spreading across Wemmbu's paled purple skin, could hear the labored breathing that rattled in his chest. Wemmbu's usual meticulous appearance had completely deteriorated—his purple hair was plastered to his forehead with sweat, his shirt was twisted and halfway unbuttoned, and his horns, those distinctive horns that marked his inhuman heritage, seemed to droop slightly.

    Zam had never seen Wemmbu's horns droop. He hadn't even known that was possible.

    MUTINY DUO SICKFIC!!

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    16 Dec 2025

  20. Rec *

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    “Parrot, come on,” the voice that sounds like but isn't Wifies talks to him, sounding frustrated but begrudgingly gentle, “Eat a little, for me, please.”

     

    “I'm not doing anything for you,” he spits back immediately, trying to put distance between them, to struggle, to discharge the hand that’s holding his face in place, to look anywhere else. He doesn’t succeed.

    ---
    Wifies traps Parrot somewhere where he's safe, handled, and comfortable. Parrot doesn't like it here.

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    25 Nov 2025

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