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peter parker's guide on secret identity fails by blueh
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Sep 2019
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Peter is caught, half way in his spider-suit when Mr. Harrington walks through the door.
Peter stares at him, eyes wide. Mr. Harrington stares back.
“I, uh, there’s an attack downtown and I..?”
“Go,” Mr. Harrington says with all the exasperation of teaching a high school vigilante and, in turn, breaking just about every single school rule there ever is. “I’ll cover for you.”
“Please tell Ms. Warren I’m sorry about missing her test next period and that I promise I’ll—”
“Peter,” Mr. Harrington says. “I’ll handle the academics. You go save the world.”
also known as: sometimes a family is eight high school decathlon team members, their teacher, and Spider-Man.
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- Part 2 of arachnid decathlon
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- 2/2
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26 Jun 2026
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do not mute this groupchat! by rubiscool
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Jul 2026
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nat
oh he’s backnat
okay before you disappear againnat
i have decided for us all that we want
to meet your intern.spiderman
devil spawn i’m telling youTony
🤦🏻♂️OR
the avengers FINALLY have a groupchat, except they probably shouldnt
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23 Jun 2026
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“Your boyfriend?” she prompted, speaking quite slowly and carefully as though she was talking to a toddler, “You know, the fake boyfriend you use as an excuse every time someone asks you out?”
Will blinked surprisedly, then cracked up laughing, “What?” he said, “Fake boyfriend?” he repeated, grinning, “You do realise — you know my boyfriend isn’t fake, right? I do have a boyfriend. For the past year and a half, actually.”
Will Byers’ boyfriend is something of a myth amongst the residents of RISD. Nobody has met him, he supposedly helped to save Will’s life, and he goes to Brown. Seriously… who is this guy?
Or; Byler from the perspective of Will’s college friends.
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26 Mar 2026
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Mystery Work
Part of Anon
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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09 Mar 2026
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Birds of a Feather (We Should Stick Together) by BlueAegis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
05 Oct 2025
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Tim pulled out a notebook and clicked his favorite green pen. His mother would criticize him for making a project plan without doing a SWOT analysis first, but he figured he could get away with breaking corporate protocols for this particular project.
Tim’s 7 step plan to get Bruce to adopt Jason, he wrote with a flourish.
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Or, eight-year-old Tim hatches a plot to convince his neighbor to adopt the street kid he brought home with him and gets more than he bargained for in the process.
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- Part 1 of Birds of a Feather
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- 20/20
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08 Mar 2026
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“What? No! I mean — I just meant—“ said Mike, struggling with the words, “I… I mean… who is it?” he turned back to Hugo, “Can we know their name? It might be somebody we know already.”
Will frowned, “I hope it’s not,” he said, “I don’t like anybody we know enough to marry them — except our friends, obviously, but that’s different.”
Hugo, if it was even possible, looked somehow immensely more excited by these words, “I can’t tell you who it is,” he giggled, “That’s a really big spoiler.”
Mike Wheeler’s son arrives in Hawkins with no explanation, snapped back in time entirely by accident — and he latches on to none other than Will Byers. If only they all knew why.
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07 Mar 2026
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r/DnD
u/MWpaladin commented on “Can’t tell the difference between sorcerers and…” posted by u/LionsandTigers7 on r/DnDu/MWpaladin: Are you an actual idiot? Sorcerers and wizards are hardly even comparable. It’s not ‘the same thing’ in the slightest. A sorcerer’s magic doesn’t even come from a book of spells, their powers are INNATE. Maybe go back to third fucking grade before you ever try and DM a campaign of your own. Jesus Christ. Another important differentiation to note is… [expand]
Or: a long, very long, retrospective of Mike’s reddit history.
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06 Mar 2026
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let me in your atmosphere by nariaein
Fandoms: The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025), Fantastic Four, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
24 Jan 2026
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Johnny is dreaming.
That is the only possible explanation as to why he isn't a floating corpse in space right now, or at the very least, being pummeled to death by Galactus. Why he has bandages on his face and is surrounded by soft sheets, like they were just freshly washed — which. Well, it can't be right.
He should be dead.
"Don't say that," orders an exasperated, yet not unkind, voice from somewhere above him. "You're lucky I found you when I did. You were burning up."
And Johnny huffs out a laugh, despite himself, despite the circumstances and the rising panic in his throat.
Oh, this stranger has no idea.
or: Johnny sacrifices himself to save the world. He wishes that was the end of it.
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24 Feb 2026
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"Think about the person you want to be with," Lucas says, carefully avoiding the word girl. "Like your dream person. What do you see in your head? Anything in particular?"
Mike frowns. "I don't know. Um. Dark hair. Hazel eyes? A pretty smile. Not too short, because that would make kissing them kind of awkward. I'm pretty lanky, so maybe someone a little more filled out than I am."
"Okay," Lucas says slowly. "Does that remind you of anyone in particular?"
Mike opens his eyes and shrugs. His gaze travels around the room, like he's trying to find the right person. "Not really."
Well, no one can say Lucas hadn't tried.
AKA 5 Times Mike is not interested in dating someone and 1 time he definitely is.
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- Part 2 of Stranger Things: Mike/Will
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23 Feb 2026
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the great big mystery of mike wheeler's no good, very bad, terrible feelings by smoosnoom (moonsooms)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
27 Apr 2023
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It’s at that very moment that, for reasons completely and utterly unknown to anyone at all, every single possible word he has ever learned from any language ever has suddenly disappeared from his brain, and his throat feels relevant to the Sahara Desert.
None of this, of course, has to do with the fact that Will is very, very, very – shirtless.
Will blinks at him. “Are you okay?”
“Shoulders,” Mike says, sounding vaguely chipmunk-like, and he hears Max barely choke down a snicker.
Will comes back for the summer, and Mike deals with it.
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10 Feb 2026
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Five doesn't remember who he used to be.People around him tell him a story, but it doesn't feel complete.
For the prompt "memory loss"
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- Part 67 of (Gratuitous hurt Five fics)
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06 Feb 2026
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Five is a bit like a magpie.
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06 Feb 2026
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“What did you call him?” Diego asked just to be sure.
Five rolled his eyes. He really looked thirteen when he did that, and Diego felt like he was being hit solidly in the chest with a wave of nostalgia. God, he was just a kid. An asshole to be sure, but who wasn’t in this house? It was practically a requirement to be a Hargreeves.
“Mr. Pennycrumb.” Five said like Diego was an idiot. It was how he usually spoke to Diego. He had such a loving brother. “That’s his name. What are you doing with him?”
“Is he yours?” Diego stepped closer. The dog started to squirm the closer he got to Five and Diego put him down on the ground. The dog immediately ran over to Five and started pawing at his knees.
“Mr. Pennycrumb is a friend of mine. He’s the only source of intelligent conversation to be found in this house.” Five declared, calmly bending down to stroke at Mr. Pennycrumb’s dirty fur.
Or: Five times Five introduced Mr. Pennycrumb and the one time he didn’t have to.
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31 Jan 2026
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Ben doesn’t remember what his plans for today were going to be, but he is very sure that those plans did not involve confronting a group of strangers in his house, getting kidnapped by the child in their entourage, then babysitting said child when he fell unconscious on Ben’s lap.
In which Five has a concussion from the fight against the Commission and doesn’t realize that Sparrow Ben is not his Ben.
Whumptober 2024
No. 10: Blow To The HeadSeries
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30 Jan 2026
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Unsurely, Allison responded, “Five? Is that you?”
“Yeah, uh…” Five choked a little on his words. “It’s me. I, uh, I got your letter.”
“Good.” Allison’s tone held a smile. “I was worried about you. None of us could find you so we did some Googling and found your picture on a school website for winning the science fair.”
“I didn’t know that you were looking for me.”
She asked, “Why wouldn’t we?”
In the reset universe, Five graduates high school, babysits his nieces and nephew, and learns to move on from his bloody past.
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30 Jan 2026
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in the comfort of familiar armor by assaily (twistedskys)
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
16 Apr 2022
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Five was a surprisingly functional person when he was under a world of stress. Take that away from him, however, and all of his little malfunctions came popping out of the woodwork like termites, eating away beneath the façade. For all the bitching he did about being an adult, he was very much still a child
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28 Jan 2026
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“Meow,” and there’s no way she heard that right, eyes snapping away from where she’d been distractedly watching the TV screen and over to her brother’s friend. She checks again, and yeah, Will is holding a stuffed bear, not a cat. The beloved Tiggy stays firmly attached to his bag, so they aren’t playing with tigers, either.
“So they go back down the mountain, and now all the village people are asking them about the crystal, and Rory is sad thinking they didn’t get it that whole time, but then–”
“Meow. Meow,” Will declares, removing the teddy from the dinosaur’s back and making it do some sort of interpretive dance.
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Or, Mike makes a new friend. Nancy learns how to speak cat.
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27 Jan 2026
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the city that never sleeps (and the boy who can't sit still) by Slythavres
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), Batman - All Media Types
18 Aug 2025
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Number Five Hargreeves traveled through time and arrived in 2019, racing against the clock to stop an apocalypse he didn’t fully understand. He barely had time to breathe before jumping again — this time with his siblings — landing in Dallas, in the year 1963. Once again, time was his enemy.
But when the jump in Dallas goes wrong, Five wakes up in a place he doesn’t recognize — a world completely unknown to him. He finds himself alone in Gotham City. No siblings. No apocalypse. His powers are still there, but drained, leaving him no choice but to pose as just another lost orphan.
Stuck in an orphanage he despises and trying to figure out how he ended up there, Five doesn’t go unnoticed. His strange presence catches the eye of the Dark Knight — leading to an unexpected encounter with Bruce Wayne.
Bruce is strange. Mysterious. And for some reason, he sees something in Five no one else does. He offers him something Five never expected: a new chance.
A choice.
A family.
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27 Jan 2026
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People Say I'm Crazy (Just a Little Touched) by parksy
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), Batman - All Media Types
30 Nov 2024
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“Wow” Klaus murmured “Another eccentric billionaire with an adoption problem”
He paused, mulling the situation over. “Though I would not mind calling him Dadd-AGH.”
As Diego extracted his arm from where it was buried in his brother’s side, he cleared his throat pointedly.
“It's nice to meet you, Mister Wayne,” nodding at the man in front of him, he continued.
“It’s not often our younger brother voluntarily works with someone his age.”
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Or, the time The Umbrella Academy went undercover in Gotham.
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26 Jan 2026
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“Who is this?” Diego asked.
The person on the other line paused for a few seconds and then Diego heard them let out a breath, the sound crackling loudly over the phone. The silence stretched a lot longer than Diego would have cared to let it. But before he could say anything else the person responded.
“It’s Five.”
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Set during the Season 4 time-skip, Five has been gone for about a year and Diego finds out what he's really up to as a 13 year old in a world that he doesn't exist in.
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- Part 9 of Umbrella academy fics
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23 Jan 2026