incorrectbatfam



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  1. Summary

    The adventures of the Gotham Gooners, a small-time criminal team that I started on Tumblr as a shitpost and I'm gonna see how long I can keep this running.

    Our cast includes:

    • Rob Steeler, a 33-year-old thief and single dad who used to work under Scarecrow
    • Blaise Ashwin, a 26-year-old pyrotechnic with a hatred for businesses that ignore employee safety
    • Kellin Awut, a 20-year-old trained from childhood as a weapon before being kicked out of the League of Assassins
    • Molly Adams, a 25-year-old graduate school dropout who synthesizes and weaponizes experimental chemicals
    • Otto Von Hammerstein, a 70-year-old Vietnam veteran who now works as a mechanic
    • Milo Carr, a 15-year-old runaway and the team's getaway driver who lives with Rob
    • Gene Poule, a 40-year-old cubicle worker turned mad scientist/inventor after a mental break
    • Mac Weber-Keyes, a 29-year-old IT worker who seeks thrills by challenging his hacking abilities
    • Booker Smartt, a 19-year-old Gotham University intern who is tired of taking the safe route
    • Jackie and Gunner Steeler, Rob's 6-year-old twins each with their unique mischievous streaks

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  2. Summary

    Everyone's having a really weird time.

    That can only mean one thing:

    It's Batfam Week!

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  3. Summary

    Prompted by the asks I get on @incorrectbatfam on Tumblr

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  5. Summary

    An alternate universe where Bruce adopted and raised them all from when they were babies, and they're a normal(ish) non-vigilante family who gets into sitcom-like shenanigans.

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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    Dick watched the way amateur bakers did this, it didn't look so hard. Mistakes could be fixed.
    He could do this, it wouldn't be that hard and then he'd have dessert.

    On second thought perhaps he'd overestimated how much eggs hated him.

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    09 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Love for the al Ghuls has always implied the presence of food, the exchange of meals—to share their love through food, a way of saying 'I love you' without actual words. This began through Rúh who taught it to Ra's who taught it to Talia who taught it to Damian, and it is a belief that Damian has carried within him, despite it all. His love, like his family members before him, shall always be presented in the form of a meal exchanged with those closest to him.

    Or:

    The life of Damian Wayne, from his early childhood to the present day, told in the form of food as a love language.

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    02 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    "Bart sighs as he unzips his backpack.
    Just one more thing about himself he has to hide. It hadn’t even come up before.
    He can do it."

    OR

    Bart doesn't want to risk his friends disliking him, so he tries to fit in to the '90s mold of masculinity.

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    28 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 45

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    Tim grins at his mom, who grins back, eyes twinkling.

    "Well done," she murmurs, tucking him under her arm. "It's an elegant solution. What do you want written on the headstone?"

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    07 Feb 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    "I am- Cassandra Wayne" it says strongly in the mirror.

    Having a reflection is still novel sometimes.

    It brings its knives; hands, they are called hands; to its head softly, and watches in the glass as they curve into soft black hair. "This is mine."

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    07 Feb 2025