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    lilybear_1221
    Fuck buddy of seven years left suddenly and won’t respond to my texts. What did I do wrong?

     

    After the great Tuna Meltdown, Ilya takes to Reddit to get advice on what he did wrong using the pseudonyms Lily and Jane.

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    29 Sep 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov kisses his teammates.
    He fist bumps his husband.
    The internet noticed. The internet made a spreadsheet.
    The internet ran out of sexualities.

    Now the Ottawa Centaurs are under investigation, Northline is selling the fist bump as a two-pack, and nobody on the team is beating the allegations that the husbands are the "straightest" people on the team.

    Or: The girl with the kink thread was right all along.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    "You think I fell on purpose? That I let Ilya score?"

    "I know what I saw. What everyone saw. It didn't look like an accident."

    "You guys don't actually think I fell on purpose, do you?"

    After his teammates accuse him of intentionally falling, Shane writes about the years he spent proving how much this mattered to him, the trust he thought he'd earned, and how much it hurts to realise that one thing they don't understand is enough to make them question everything they thought they knew about him.

    Or: An entry from Shane's journal about why he didn't fall on purpose.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    “You are so pretty, Hollander. Your freckles err— take my breath.”

    Shane glares. “Rozanov, you can’t say that here,” he says through gritted teeth. “They can hear us.”

    “Who gives a fuck?” He declares with a careless shrug. “Whole world knows we are lovers, so what?”

    The world most definitely does not need to know that he’s on Ilya’s extensive fuck buddies roster.

    Or

    According to Ilya, Shane is the best boyfriend anyone could ask for. If you ask Shane, he’ll tell you they are just fuck buddies.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    During the 2028–29 season bye week, NHL Captain Ilya Rozanov-Hollander, 37 years old, is awarded his Ph.D. in Kinesiological Sciences from McGill University; much to the surprise of the league, his fans, and his teammates.

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is smart af

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    27 Sep 2026

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    Shane Hollander doesn’t fight. It’s a fact of life almost as sure as the sun rising in the east. But when a fair fight becomes two against one and his husband is in jeopardy, the sun might as well turn its ass around because Shane is flying across the ice and dropping his gloves before anybody has time to react.

     

    Or: Shane Hollander loses his shit against Tampa Bay and it might be the most beautiful thing Ilya has ever seen in his life.

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    26 Sep 2026

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    Sochi Olympics, 2014.

    "MASSIVE ICLOUD HACK REVEALS PRIVATE PHOTOS, MESSAGES, VIDEOS OF HUNDREDS OF OLYMPIC ATHLETES"

    Ilya feels a trickle of unease down his spine. He shakes it off impatiently as he clicks on the article.

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    26 Sep 2026

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    After harsh demand from the Ottawa Centaurs WAGS, Shane Hollander is added to their secret group chat. Chaos ensues.

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    26 Sep 2026

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    Yuna's hand meets Ilya’s. The rivalry status that the league had painted over her son's relationship with the Russian now cast aside. They clutch to each other in silent acknowledgement of their shared pain, hope and fear in what had just manifested before their eyes. There's a uniting force in pain and grief—It's one that wipes slates clean, makes you forgive, makes you love harder and appreciate more than you ever thought possible. Everything she ever knew or felt about the Russian whose hand she now clung to was dissolved

    Shane Hollander briefly dies on the ice after the hit from Marlow in the Montreal vs Boston Game. Ilya handles his emotions poorly and has a very public meltdown revealing their relationship to the world.

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    26 Sep 2026

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    [Inside the Ottawa Centaurs’ locker room, Harris Drover attaches a microphone to Shane Hollander’s shirt as Ilya Rozanov sits next to him at a table. The two prepare to share the contents of their backpacks, which sit on the table in front of them]

    Shane: I thought when people did these interviews, they got to like, pick what’s in their bag beforehand. It’s not usually a spontaneous thing, is it?

    Ilya: How would you know this?

    Shane: I watched one that Rose did. 

    Ilya: Oh, of course you watched Rose doing one of these videos. Did she have a framed photo of you in her bag so she could gush about how much you love each other?

    Shane: Do I seriously need to remind you that I chose to marry you, and that we live and work together, and Rose is just my friend I see like twice a year?

    Ilya: Yes. 

    Shane: Are you sure you want to do this with us, Harris? 

    Harris: I can’t help that the people love you. Besides, I’ve convinced myself this will be fun. 

    Shane: That’s not very comforting. 

    Harris: Neither is the look on Ilya’s face that’s telling me I will definitely come to regret this, but that’s the job!

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    25 Sep 2026

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    “How did you know Uncle Ilya wanted to kiss you?”

    Ruby’s question comes completely out of nowhere, and Shane freezes in his seat at the Pikes’ kitchen table.

    or; Shane Hollander is maybe just a little bit terrified of teenage girls.

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    25 Sep 2026

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    "I was just looking for your PhD," Shane says coldly, drawing himself up to his full height. "Trying to find where it is that you think you're getting your qualifications from to ignore doctor's strict orders regarding an asthmatic child."

    "You must be Nadezdha's dad," she says flatly. No shit.

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    After an out of control gym teacher nearly kills Shane and Ilya's daughter, Shane is on the warpath. He's out for blood (or at least this woman's job).

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    25 Sep 2026

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    That's how he came across the video.

    It was something he would usually scroll past, since the video had no captions, and he liked to read along as he watched. But, the calm demeanor in which the man displayed is what made him stay.

    “How to get out of that situationship slash talking stage!

    or,

    How Shane Hollander used the power of Instagram dating help vidoes to bag himself a smoking hot boyfriend.

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    25 Sep 2026

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    Hayden and JJ both look at each other, doing the same thing with their faces that Rose and Miles did.

    “Well, whatever you’re doing,” Hayden says, a slow grin spreading across his face, “keep doing it. Shane Hollander has a guy.”

    Shane coughs, choking on his own spit. “I have a what?”

    “A guy.” Hayden clarifies. “Like how I have an electrician guy and JJ has a concert guy. You have a club guy. This is your guy.”

    My guy, Shane thinks. He’s entirely too happy with that name for a very different reason.

    OR

    Shane Hollander has a problem: he has a huge, embarrassing crush on the bouncer who gets him and his friends free drinks and admission. And it's not because he likes Shane. It has nothing to do with his cute freckles or the adorable blush that creeps across his cheeks. He’s just being nice... right?

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    25 Sep 2026

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    “Ah.”

    “‘Ah’,” Ilya repeats, giving him a look before he looks back to the tidily stacked frozen mouse packages in the freezer and makes a face as a little badly-hidden shudder moves through him. “Why the fuck do you have mice in your freezer, Shane? You are doing serial killer shit now? This is why you have cottage in the middle of nowhere? For serial killer things?”

    “It’s for Spaghetti,” Shane says.

    Ilya gives him an absolutely horrified look at that and turns a little green, which makes him remember that Spaghetti isn’t just his snake's name.

    “Not food!” He rushes to explain. “Not food spaghetti! Snake Spaghetti!”

    “What the fuck are you even saying right now,” Ilya says, looking honestly a little concerned that Shane might have something going wrong in his head.

    (Distancing himself from almost twenty years of owning a snake, Shane can indeed see why this situation might be a little alarming for someone on the outside looking in.)

    (It also clues him in to the fact that maybe it’s not just Spaghetti who should have gotten a little adjustment period.)

    (in which i give shane allergies AND a snake)

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    23 Sep 2026

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    “I’m sorry, Dr. Rozanov,” Shane says.

    “You said that before, when you questioned me. Was that apology a lie?” he asks. Then, he adds, his voice a little lower, “Should I start to think of you as a liar, Mr. Hollander?”

    Again, Shane shakes his head and feels like a stupid little doll for how often he’s doing it. “No, no, I’m sorry. I swear. I’m just nervous.”

    Dr. Rozanov hums. “I have a feeling you spend a lot of your time provoking men, Mr. Hollander,” he notes neutrally.

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    23 Sep 2026

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    Ilya’s world careened into a car crashing halt. There was just no way those words were spoken so casually by his beautiful, loving husband. “I’m sorry, did you say you kissed Hayden? Hayden Pike?”

    Shane had the audacity to not even look away from his book as he replied. “Yeah, it was years ago. I just wanted to see what it was like to kiss another man,” he turned a page. “And Hayden was bicurious or something.”

    Ilya felt bad for Jackie at this moment because he was about to make her a single mother.

    or: Shane and Hayden shared a quick kiss years ago and Ilya wants to commit murder.

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    23 Sep 2026

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    Shane:
    Hey babe, remember we were having issues with the water pressure in the kitchen faucet?

    I got a repair guy to come take a look

    Ilya:
    This is good

    When do they come?

    Shane:
    He’s actually here already

    Attached: a photo of a young, attractive man with a six-pack and bulging arm muscles, crouched under the sink with a wrench in his hand

    Ilya:
    Ok good

    Why he not wearing shirt?

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    23 Sep 2026

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    Shane: You know, believe it or not, eating women out actually wasn't my favorite pastime
    Ilya: Sure.
    Shane: Ilya. I’m GAY
    Ilya: Not too gay to eat lots of pussy

    In which the women Shane has slept with share their experiences on social media, Shane and Ilya both react totally normally, and Hayden would like some clarity on his best friend's sex life

    A sequel to "ten out of ten"

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    23 Sep 2026

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    When he'd been younger, before he'd been outed, he'd actually been terrified of the idea of getting drunk because getting drunk meant potentially slipping up and potentially slipping up meant he'd say something stupid.

    Something he wasn't supposed to say.

    Something like Anytime I kiss a girl something in me revolts and I think I might actually be gay or I hate being the golden boy of hockey or I miss Ilya Rozanov like it hurts; like the air in my lungs is missing, like someone carved my heart out and left it back in Ottawa.

    Something true.

    Obviously, that wasn't a problem anymore, which is why Shane lets himself be convinced by his husband and his new team to let loose for once and try drinking. Not getting drunk, Ilya promised, but at least drinking.

     

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    Shane gets properly drunk for the first time. He'll regret it in the morning.

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    23 Sep 2026

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