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happy birthday, mr. president by john1513
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 May 2024
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Deadpool finds out Spider-Man's birthday. He makes it his mission to make his next birthday one that Spidey won't forget.
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Fic in which the Party exists, but Steve is not part of it, Eddie is. This is pre season 4 but I referenced some plot points here and there...I wrote this a little buzzed so please don't expect me to remember what bits came from what seasons, okay? Eddie rescues a strange man from the Russians after discovering him unexpectedly while trapped an attempting to escape. However, there is more to this boy than meets the eye.
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Ten years ago, magic users rebelled against the Pendragon throne, slaughtering all but a few who managed to escape, among them rumored to be Prince Arthur. Arthur was never found and is said to be lost to time.
King Uther, after reclaiming the throne, has offered a large monetary reward for whoever can find and return his son and only remaining heir to him, and sorcerer Merlin and his best friend Gwaine have decided to find a lookalike in order to fool the King and take the reward for themselves.In short, an Anastasia (1997) AU with a Merlin/Arthur love story. Hijinks ensue.
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follow you anywhere by john1513
Fandoms: King Arthur (2004), Hannibal Extended Universe - Fandom
21 Mar 2022
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Tristan gets hurt on an expedition, and Galahad realizes some ~ feelings ~ for his friend.
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wasteland, baby by john1513
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Aug 2021
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“Listen. Fell. I...I might, uh, have an idea.”
“You do?” Aziraphale said, and hated the hopeful way he said it. “I’ll do it.”
“You...won’t like it.”
“Will it keep me out of prison?”
“Maybe. Maybe the both of us. For now. Ideally.”
“Then yes.”
Crowley’s expression tightened, and Aziraphale wasn’t sure if Crowley wanted to cry, or laugh. “You really, really won’t like it.”
“I’ll like prison less.” He responded plainly.
Crowley’s face twisted into something soft at first, just for a second, before searing into a careful little smirk, and Aziraphale knew that smile, that Cheshire cat smile, much too well to not be cautious.
“Crowley, dear. What are you doing on the floor?”
He cleared his throat. “Angel. Remember when I said you wouldn’t like it? Well, uh, here we are.” His smile grew awkwardly, apologetically, and Aziraphale had a sinking feeling about it.
“Angel. Will you marry me?”
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Crowley and Aziraphale plan a fake marriage to avoid having to testify against each other in court...they get much more than they bargained for.
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Green Card by Devereauxs_Disease
Fandoms: Charlie Countryman (2013), Adam (2009), Spacedogs - Fandom, Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Extended Universe - Fandom
11 Oct 2017
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Adam is about to lose his apartment. He can't bear the idea of leaving the only home he's known. Luckily, the building's super, Mr. Dalca, has a proposal: Marry his friend Nigel so that Nigel can get a Green Card and stay in the country. It's a simple deal - Adam won't even have to live with Nigel. But when the government starts checking on whether or not Adam's marriage is legit, he's forced to live with a husband he never wanted. Will they make it work? Or Will they kill each other?
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03 May 2025
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Leave the Light On by killerqueer, VentureTrain
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Jun 2020
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The You've Got Mail But With Phone Sex AU that nobody asked for.
Azra's life is turned upside down when his partner of two years breaks up with him, seemingly out of nowhere, and kicks him out of their shared flat. Well, Gabriel's flat. Left to start over on his own, he ends up living above the bookshop and below his incredibly rude landlord, who seems to insist on having incredibly loud intercourse at all times of day.
Meanwhile, in a moment of loneliness, he finds himself doing something he has never considered, and calls a phone sex line. Oh, and he might just be falling in love with the operator.
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11 Dec 2020
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Seven Minutes In Hell by meratrishoslee
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Jul 2019
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He bent and curled his left hand around the pale ear he couldn't see in the dark of the broom closet to mutter: "Don't move, don't speak, don't make a sound. Don't even breathe hard."
But, oh – I'm one to talk, he thought. Already in the too-tiny confines smelling of floor wax and disinfectant he felt like his lungs were running out of air.
Think of anything, anything else – how'd – how'd we wind up here?!
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07 Dec 2020
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heavenly surrender, sweet afterglow by palmcitrus
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Aug 2019
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Sometimes, Aziraphale gets a feeling.
He never acknowledges it, at least not consciously. Sometimes when it comes he thinks hazily, in the back of his mind, I wonder if there are words for this. But the subconscious keeps a tight hold on that thought, never lets it quite float to the front of his mind.
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07 Dec 2020
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your lips, my lips, apocalypse by Magnolia822
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Dec 2019
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Written for this Tadfield Advertiser prompt.
Aziraphale's feelings for Crowley, which he has done a poor job of repressing, take on a life of their own, leading to several Awkward Encounters throughout history, unintended orgasms in public places, and the revelation that Crowley likes Hamlet for all the wrong (right?) reasons.
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07 Dec 2020