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Lewis pulls up his boxers, hoping to salvage some of his pride, “I said we could get married.”
Nico blinks at him a couple of times, his face blank and motionless. It used to make him furious beyond anything else when he got that look, now it causes nothing more than mild irritation, “Did you hit your head?”
“Fuck you.” He bites out, feeling somewhat defenceless against Nico, “I’m not paying 20% tax on all my income!"
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30 Mar 2025
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"Is that why you always look at me like you hate me?" Lando asks.
"I don't hate you," Oscar tells him, confused. "I've followed you hundreds of miles out here with nothing but a sticky note as a promise. How could I hate you?"
"See, you're doing it now, even. You look like you're ready to pounce."
I want to eat you, Oscar thinks. I want to kill you, I'm so in love with you.
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18 Mar 2025
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Oscar had never really put all that much thought into his status as a beta.
As a beta, his secondary sex didn't put anywhere near as much of an effect on his every day life in the way that being an alpha or omega would. He didn't experience heats or ruts, and well… his ability to scent was baseline. His own scent was mild and even, much less prone to souring. In turn, he wasn't as affected by the scents of others either. It meant he had a pretty easy time on the track, all things considered.
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Or the fic where Oscar shifts from beta to omega and has to deal with the fallout.
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02 Feb 2025
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Not many vampires got a chance to race in Formula 1, and Oscar was determined not to blow it. It was just a shame that all he could focus on right now was trying not to eat his new teammate. Why, oh why, did faeries have to smell so damn good?
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Fae!Lando and Vampire!Oscar attempt to play nice with each other. Mark Webber is sick of their shit.
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25 Jan 2025
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He clambers onto Oscar’s lap, the ugly green Herman Miller groaning under their combined weight.
“Here’s the thing. I keep frickin’ phasing between dimensions, yeah? And I think your cock can fix me.”
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19 Jan 2025
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Dune AU
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19 Jan 2025
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Stiles gets a call for help from his old babysitter, Laura Hale, after a slew of magical sabotage to the restaurant/gastropub she runs with her brother Derek. Mysterious magical and supernatural shenanigans are Stiles' bread and butter, so who is he to deny what's basically family?
Even if it does mean facing his age-old, hopeless crush on Derek again, and the fact that Derek hates him.
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17 Jan 2025
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An old FIA rule says that unmated omegas aren't allowed to race in any category of motorsport.
Because of that, Charles Leclerc has been hiding as a beta since he first presented as an omega-until a breakthrough heat destroys how hard he's worked and reveals his designation.
Ferrari, facing a major loss in sponsorship money, offer him a choice: leave Ferrari and motorsport forever, or agree to an invite only auction for the rights to mate him, with proceeds filling the hole in the budget.
Charles comes up with a plan to save himself, get an alpha he trusts, get Ferrari's money back, and keep his seat.
Unfortunately, Max Verstappen comes up with a plan, too.
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04 Jan 2025
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the condominium community - 2:36pm
Oscar and Logan have been added to the chat
George
Hello, welcome to a group chat we have for the Formula apartment building! There are only 18 (20 now) of us so we like to keep in contact about the building maintenance and other neighbourly orders of business. I’m George, and I liaise with the building manager on behalf of all of us when there is a building specific issue rather than an apartment issue. Welcome to the building!Lando
do u copy and paste that from ur notes every timeAlex
I bet he has it memorised~
or, the ridiculous chat fic where the f1 grid all live in the same apartment building
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04 Jan 2025
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Words Cannot Espresso How Much You Bean to Me by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
02 Dec 2018
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“You’re late,” Derek informed him coldly, jaw clenched. He barely even moved his mouth to speak. This guy was seriously scary.
And because Stiles was suicidal, he said, “No, I’m Stiles.”
The look he got could’ve curdled milk. Stiles even noticed that Derek’s muscles were tensing, arms bulging even more and wow this guy was scary and hot but mostly scary holy shit.
“You’re not funny,” Derek informed him coldly.
Stiles shrugged. “I think that’s a matter of opinion.”
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31 Oct 2024
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He leaves because the press of Derek’s lips and the sting of his teeth against Stiles’ neck are still burning his skin, and he can’t stop touching them, but then he remembers Derek telling him he’s not pack, he never was, and that he doesn’t belong here.
He leaves because Lydia asks him too, but he doesn’t go back to Beacon Hills because no one asked him to come back.
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25 Oct 2024
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In which Draco Malfoy is sorted into Gryffindor and everything kind of goes to Hell from there… but hey. At least there’s a chance he won’t grow up to be an awful person. Alternatively titled ‘Draco Malfoy and the Worst Goddamn Seven Years of His Life’
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22 Oct 2024
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staring down the barrel of the hot sun by magneticwave
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
16 Feb 2021
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“Gone to a Child of the Watch, the Darksaber has,” Grand Master Yoda announces in his creaky little voice. “Peace, there is not, and yet peace, there must be.”
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20 Oct 2024
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Wolves mate for life, don’t they?
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20 Oct 2024
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the magic stiles one where derek stops loving him!!!
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Derek's first duty as a new deputy is the early morning coffee run to The Leaky Carafe, and it's not long before he discovers that the quirky barista has a knack for making the perfect drink. Every time. Even before you order.
But is it intuition, luck or magic that has all Stiles' customers leaving happy?
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17 Oct 2024
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Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places.
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- Part 1 of Foundations!verse
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05 Oct 2024
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Written for this prompt at kinkme_merlin, which asked for diabetic!Merlin stuck in a lift with Arthur. It grew from there.
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02 Oct 2024
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Kinkmeme fill. When Scott ditches Stiles for Allison and the rest of the pack goes back to ignoring him as usual, Stiles decides to get a dog. A cat wouldn't get along with the pack, but a puppy would have to, right? ...Or not. Most definitely not. Who knew?
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30 Sep 2024
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or, In Which Love is More Important than Donuts.
Stiles is a forensic tech with the San Diego FBI. He thinks he's been fairly lucky, since he's never had his life threatened, sustained few injuries, and only has to work with his least favorite agent every once in a while.
And then all of that changes.
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28 Sep 2024
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dappled is the light, long are the shadows by Iris_Duncan_72
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Apr 2020
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Jaskier has been raised in the knowledge that mermen are violent beasts to be steered well clear of whenever possible. It's unfortunate that when he has his first encounter with a merman, he can't actually move his tail properly, let alone swim away.
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18 Sep 2024