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    3 times Shane gets “randomly” turned on by Ilya + 1 time Ilya calls him out for what it is

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    26 May 2026

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    “What will the team do? Without Ilya and me?”

    “Apologies, Shane, I must not have been clear enough…”

    Wiebe’s throat was suddenly dry. This is going to crush him.

    “Only you are under investigation. Only you are being benched.”

    or

    Following Shane Hollander’s first game as a Centaur, Crowell launches a formal investigation into Shane, his relationship with Ilya and his former captaincy in Montreal, placing him on indefinite suspension pending a hearing. What follows is angst, frustration, and a much-deserved Shane Hollander crash-out.

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    22 May 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.

    The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.

    Or:
    Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
    Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.

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    22 May 2026

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    “You should train together in the off-season.”

    Ilya lifted his head off Svetlana’s lap. “What?”

    “If your Canadian really wants to marry you someday, you might as well get used to spending your summers together,” she said, smooth and practical as ever. “You need to fix your public relationship from rivals to friends, and being publicly seen together will help. You need a new trainer anyway, now that you aren’t going to Russia.”
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    Or: Svetlana knows who Jane is. And it changes everything because she is smarter than both of these idiots.

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    20 May 2026

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    Love doesn’t need conflict, but Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov’s actually might.
    Year two between Heated Rivalry and The Long Game, they’re finding the edges.

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    01 August in Montréal: language barriers & photo shoots.
    02 Ilya gets a boo-boo. The Hollanders help.
    03 Dinner with the Pikes makes a mess.
    04 A tale of two bars with something in the air.
    05 Shane gets stepped on. Ilya gets chippy.
    06 Something sweet to remember Irina goes sour.
    07 Happy Canadian Christmas! Let's dance around the issues.
    08 Two roads diverge at the All-Stars.
    09 Rose v. Rozanov in a broken elevator.
    10 Valentine's Day, where the rivalry lives: the origin of The Rozanov.
    11 Shane blossom-peeps. Ilya bird-watches. Brandon ice-fishes.
    12 Captain Rozanov goes down with the ship.
    13 Shane Hollander has a VIP birthday.
    14 The season comes to an end in the closet.
    15 Knees meet a filthy bathroom floor in Vegas.
    16 *Bonus* Shane plays puck bunny, in his own way.

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    20 May 2026

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    Relationships aren't competition, but Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov like competition.
    After “The Cottage” but before The Long Game, it's a game of gifts and gestures.

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    01 Mr. Real Estate is excited for Ilya’s move.
    02 Phone sex from a hotel room: the origin of the tripods.
    03 Rose Landry finds out and is a good friend with good ideas.
    04 Ilya has strong opinions and instruction on offer.
    05 The eve of announcing the Foundation, Ilya freaks out.
    06 Montreal v. Ottawa brings with it some bruised feelings.
    07 Happy Canadian Christmas! Shane and Svetlana finally meet.
    08 A good old-fashioned All-Stars Weekend bang.
    09 Valentine’s Day, millionaire hockey player style.
    10 In and out of the closet on a snow day with Scott Hunter.
    11 Rozy & Hazy’s dirt bike day off.
    12 Metros clinch it: the origin of the loon tattoo.
    13 The night of the Western Conference finals, Shane freaks out.
    14 ‘Willyoubemyplus-oneinVegas?’
    15 MLH Awards after party for two.
    16 *Bonus* Ilya has a vvveeerrryyy happy birthday.

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    19 May 2026

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    A series of vignettes where Shane reminds everyone that he is ALSO the man in the relationship.

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    19 May 2026

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    “We’re just, well-“ Choui hedges, then glances round as if he’s looking for back up.

    “We’re worried that you’re a bit too controlling,” Hayes blurts out. “Of Rozanov.”

    Shane opens his mouth to respond, but he closes it again when he realises he has no fucking idea what to say. He’s - what?

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    19 May 2026

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    Shane thinks this is probably the first - and last - time in his life that he’s ever been excited about grocery shopping. But it’s their first time doing it together, as a couple, out in public where other people can see them. Where, finally, they don’t have to pretend to be something they’re not.

    It’s such a small thing - insignificant to most people, probably - but it’s a luxury Shane never thought he would be allowed to have.

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    18 May 2026

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    The pounding on the door is what jolts Shane awake. Instinctively he tries to jump to his feet and rush to get it, but a heavy weight around his torso and on top of his legs prevents him from moving. As consciousness slowly returns to him, breaking through the haze of his hangover—and possible still-drunken state—he realizes that he is being held by Rozanov.

    “Shane Hollander, open the door, now!”

    “Oh my god, oh my fucking god. Jesus fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking hell. That is my fucking mother.”

    OR

    After getting drunk at the 2016 NHL Awards, Shane Hollander wakes up married to Ilya Rozanov

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    18 May 2026

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    His eyes lock in on Shane in the centre of the room, face still beautiful despite all the bruising that paints the underneath of his eyes and those perfect freckles. His arm is in a sling and one half of his chest beneath the hospital gown seems to be bandaged- Ilya imagines it could've been worse. But he doesn't really want to imagine it.

    Shane is grinning at him dopily. Ilya traces his eyes to the bag of fluids being pumped into his... friend. Yeah, painkillers, that checks out. Ilya's kneejerk response is to smile right back, which is probably stupid, but his heart is still pumping like he's run a marathon. So.

    The second thing he notices as he basically crashes into the room, is that they are very much not alone.

    A pretty woman, Yuna Hollander, if he had to guess- sits at Shane's bedside, staring at Ilya like she's not quite sure he isn't some strange hallucination. Like maybe her son isn't the only one with a head injury right now.

    "Hello..? Can I help you, Rozanov?"

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    Or, a canon-divergence to the hospital scene, where Shane's mother is in the room when Ilya comes in.

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    18 May 2026

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    mary @hollandaze
    ARE SHANE AND ILYA ON THE NEW MEETCUTESNYC???

    shreya @snoopyilya
    WAIT THEY’VE BEEN HOOKING UP SINCE 2009. WHAT THE FUCK.

    isabella @ilyalosophy
    HOW DID WE JUST FIND THIS OUT AT 3PM ON A RANDOM TUESDAY

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    18 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander is going to murder his agent.

    And he means that literally. Because his agent is the reason he’s currently wearing a hot mic during Hockey Night in Canada. Against the Ottawa Centaurs. Against Ilya.

    Ilya, who has no filter. Ilya, who thinks workplace professionalism is a hilarious suggestion for other people. Ilya, who has spent a decade perfecting the art of saying absolutely unhinged things to Shane on the ice, safe in the knowledge that nobody can hear him.

    Ilya, who definitely doesn’t know about the microphone.

    What follows is sixty minutes of Shane’s life flashing before his eyes while his secret boyfriend enthusiastically discusses their sex life, their broken furniture, and exactly what he wants to do to Shane after the game — all broadcast to millions of viewers.

    The problem? Shane can’t get a word in edgewise to warn him.

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    17 May 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 12

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    Shane misses Ilya so much that he decides to do what he doesn't usually indulge in: get drunk with his teammates.
    What he doesn't know, is that Ilya misses him just as much, and a flight delay is the perfect opportunity to come surprise him.

    Happens between Heated Rivalry and The Long Game, during Ilya's first season in Ottawa.

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    17 May 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 44

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    But Shane's eyes were wet and slightly bloodshot, and his breaths still came in shudders. "I, I can't... understand you. Not really. Not..." His fingers clenched in Ilya's tank top. The fabric was thin enough that Ilya felt his hands shake. "Not fully. I can't fin... finish your sentences."
    Ilya didn't really laugh, because Shane was still crying, but he let out a half-smiling breath. "Shane, is okay," he said gently. "I speak English, remember?" Well, much better when he hadn't been drinking.
    "Tha's not it," Shane sniffed. His words were starting to blur. He was quite a bit drunker than Ilya thought he'd planned to get. "'s not like Scott and Kip. There's a, a whole part of you that I jus'... don' know."

    In which being in a multi-lingual relationship is made harder by alcohol.

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    17 May 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 33

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    Shane gets drunk off of a vodka Redbull and Ilya chases him around Central Park. That’s it. That’s the fic
    Inspired by a Tumblr post cross posted on Threads!

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    17 May 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 38

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    “You wanna know what's wrong Ilya?” He sounds mad, this isn’t good.
    “Yes that is what I—”
    “I posted a fucking nude to my public Instagram account, that's whats wrong!”

    ***

    “Ilya, why would I be mad at you?” Shane is genuinely confused, Ilya just helped him not have a panic attack. Ilya just vaguely gestures to his neck, looking guilty. “Ilya.”
    “Is nothing, just a few marks on your neck… and everywhere else.”
    Shane can feel the heat rise in his face and looks down at his torso, low and behold, he’s completely covered in hickeys.
    “You’ve got to be kidding me.”

    OR

    Shane posts a nude to Instagram whilst drunk, chaos ensues.

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    17 May 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 24

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    Prequel to ‘Underneath His Rolex’ – drunk Shane gets Ilya’s jersey number tattooed on his wrist.

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    17 May 2026

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    His next reply made Rose almost drop her phone. There was a penis on her screen. A very large penis. And - god, this was the weirdest part - it was Ilya Rozanov’s penis. 

    Rose: SHANE

    Shane: I know.

    Shane: Don’t worry it fits.

    Rose: that is SO not what I was going to ask you

    ____________________

    Or: Shane drunk texts Rose a picture of Ilya's dick. A year later Rose meets Ilya for the first time and remembers.

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    17 May 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 75

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    Shane and Ilya Hollander-Rozanov get invited to the Met Gala and Marriage sure hasn't slow down their competitive nature. The world finds out what the stakes are and wait on the edge of their seats to see what will happen.
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    Shane froze slightly at that, his mind running through all the thoughts. “We get ranked together?” He questioned, his eyebrows squinted.

    “I guess,” Ilya shrugged. “If you want, but usually it is ah… one person themselves.”

    “Individual.” Shane said, looking directly at the Russian. The words were like bells to Ilya Hollander–Rozanov’s ears.

    “Ah, yes. But if you do not want to go…” He trailed off.

    “I’m going to crush you Rozanov.”

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    3,330

    16 May 2026

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