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    A 3:10 to Yuma AU. 1880s Arizona. Inept "Gentleman Rancher" Stede Bonnet volunteers to escort infamous outlaw Edward Teach to justice. Along the way, he'll have to choose between the man he wants and the man he wants to be.

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    English
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    45,452
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    247
    Kudos:
    148
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    49
    Hits:
    2,253
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    For the "U is for Undressing" prompt of the A to Z of Edward Teach Zine

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,103
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    277
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    25
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    1,245
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    Ed falls for Stede Bonnet’s couch first. Then he falls for Stede Bonnet. And then possibly, potentially, maybe but actually a little bit for real - he falls for Edward Teach.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,847
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    198
    Kudos:
    477
    Bookmarks:
    116
    Hits:
    6,011
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    Aziraphale has read every book in his shop at least once. He has reread some of his favored volumes dozens of times, has memorized whole great swaths of them. If his own words are insufficient to convince Crowley of his sincerity, then perhaps the words of others can!

    (He might have the decency to ask the books what they thought of this plan. The books had been watching the two of them for over a hundred years, and certainly had a great deal to say on the matter. But Aziraphale neglects to consult them, and thus will be very unprepared for what happens next.)

    Back on earth, Aziraphale tries to apologize.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,135
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    530
    Kudos:
    5,489
    Bookmarks:
    1,219
    Hits:
    44,777
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    “You look –” Stede steps forward, and if she says “pretty,” Ed thinks she might tear her own face off. She doesn’t mind that sometimes, but tonight she wants to be something different.

     

    “Astonishing,” Stede says, moving closer, close enough to touch. Her fingers land on the lapel of Ed’s velvet coat, smoothing the grain of it. “The most beautiful person I’ve ever seen.”

     

    “Beautiful." Ed's voice is unfamiliar to her, a low rasp.

     

    “Handsome,” Stede says quietly, and the word catches in Ed’s throat like a diamond. 

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,487
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    298
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    78
    Hits:
    3,280
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    Izzy and Ed are injured, lost, and desperate after a deal goes wrong. A beautiful blond maniac offers them a ride and then offers them a place to stay. Surely there won't be any romantic or life-affirming repercussions.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,814
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    115
    Kudos:
    239
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    2,378
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    Edward "Blackbeard" Teach is a grunge rock legend, a wildly successful outsider artist. Stede Bonnet is a conventional, clean-cut crooner with more than a few Christmas albums to his name.

    They meet at the Oscars, when each of them is nominated for Best Original Song.

    Things are about to get... weird.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38
    Chapters:
    1/10
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    225
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    2,156
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    “I heard you’re a writer,” Blackbeard says.

    There’s a sudden rustling sound as Blackbeard kicks something across the floor. Frenchie bends down to retrieve it, and sees that it’s a notebook. Wide and empty, like that one Lucius used to carry around with him.

    “Write us a better ending then.” 

    (Captain Blackbeard has heard about Frenchie’s ‘bit of fanfiction.’ He asks him to write a better ending for his and Stede’s story. Frenchie tries his best but soon other people want to tell the story the way it should have gone, including Fang, Lucius, Ivan, Jim, and ultimately Ed. In the act of surviving and telling stories together, relationships are considered, examined, and developed. Meanwhile, a ship trailing seagulls grows closer and closer on the horizon.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,932
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    266
    Kudos:
    608
    Bookmarks:
    229
    Hits:
    7,905
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    Sailors call them watermarks. A gift from the sea, a name or symbol written on your chest, meant to guide you to your own true love.

    But Stede Bonnet's mark doesn't look like anything at all. Not really. And it certainly doesn't look like 'Edward' or 'Teach' or 'Blackbeard' or a black beard and that's fine. Completely fine.

    Ed's absolutely fine with it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,122
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    1,105
    Kudos:
    4,737
    Bookmarks:
    1,216
    Hits:
    56,130
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    It doesn't mean anything.

    And they don't fit into each other's lives.

    And it definitely won't happen again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,006
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    190
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2,739
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    The thing is, when you’re Blackbeard you’ve got kind of a reputation to uphold. When you captain a ship, when you lead a crew, when people look up to you, tell stories, build a legend – parts of that legend are always more accurate than others.

    And maybe you just let it slide, some of the things people say. Some of the things they assume. Maybe you swagger around and wear black leather and are a handsy bastard and let the stories tell themselves.

    Maybe you don't want to talk about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,819
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    462
    Kudos:
    3,848
    Bookmarks:
    1,095
    Hits:
    31,026
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    Stede comes back.

    Ed does too. It just takes a little longer.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,156
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    927
    Kudos:
    10,740
    Bookmarks:
    2,768
    Hits:
    95,993
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    Stede’s being kissed before the door fully clicks shut behind him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,759
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    459
    Kudos:
    12,304
    Bookmarks:
    1,852
    Hits:
    106,146
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    When Edward Little was twenty-seven, he was invited at last to the king’s court.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,602
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1,025
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    Death comes slowly for Guillermo (love is an entirely different sort of monster.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    7/13
    Comments:
    121
    Kudos:
    275
    Bookmarks:
    73
    Hits:
    4,088
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    Edward Little returns from the War.

    Thomas has been waiting for him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,327
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    117
    Kudos:
    410
    Bookmarks:
    107
    Hits:
    4,499
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    James Fitzjames wakes up, choking on petals.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,424
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    114
    Kudos:
    823
    Bookmarks:
    214
    Hits:
    7,632
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    It is 1844. Britain is still recovering from the disaster in Afghanistan. Across the ocean, Morse has just sent his first telegram, racing invisibly across wires as thin as a ledger line. And in Europe, a red-haired pianist named Antonin Crowley is bringing audiences to the point of rioting with his dreadful compositions.

    Aziraphale Fell doesn't care for that at all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,929
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    154
    Kudos:
    408
    Bookmarks:
    107
    Hits:
    5,165
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    The missing scene in Episode 117: Testament.

    Jon goes off to save the world. Martin says goodbye (with a few metaphors.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,264
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    539
    Bookmarks:
    109
    Hits:
    2,594
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    Brooke goes home for Christmas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,603
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    720

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