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A vampire outcast and on the run from her own kind runs right into the clutches of a woman eager to adopt a rather exotic pet.
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11 Jul 2023
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Know Your True Self by JanetRD
Fandoms: Metroid Series, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
20 Aug 2025
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Samus Aran, the greatest weapon of the Galactic Federation, Is done. After her last mission on ZDR resulted in a fight for survival, Samus is left with a body she hates, a mind she can't escape from, and no money to keep herself afloat. In order to support herself, she takes on what she thinks will be the easiest job of her life. How hard could it be to act as a bodyguard to a princess? Little did Samus know, the mission would balloon in insanity due to various things, including but not limited to:
Confronting an ancient demon, teaching a chosen hero about ethics, immersing herself in the political machinations of a magic ridden medieval kingdom, getting mind controlled, fighting a dragon, making more friends than she's ever had in her life, and falling in love with one princess Zelda.
That last one would end up changing her life forever.
This fic has a Discord!
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- Part 1 of Know Your True Self and Other Stories
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07 Jul 2023
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A shapeshifting superheroine investigates the evil deeds of her nemesis and her band of plucky villains, only to find her political theories extremely convincing. Wouldn’t it be so much easier to just be a henchpet?
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05 Jul 2023
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Retail fucking sucks. Amaranth has gotten good at coping with it though, between social media addiction and little appeals to her self esteem. But god, wouldn't it be nice if she could shut her brain off for a while? If only she had some kind of tentacled eldritch horror to help her out with that.
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19 Jun 2023
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Two really good friends talk about writing and consummate their very close friendship.
AKA: Useless lesbians talk about omegaverse and have sex about it.
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15 Jun 2023
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When It's Over by woozie (hobiandyoongles)
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
08 Mar 2023
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After an outburst at work, Klavier gets placed on a leave of absence. Now that he can no longer bury himself in his work, an emptiness he'd ignored for years finally settles in.
Before, too, he'd loved his jobs – he quit music and he hasn't enjoyed court since that last trial with Apollo Justice where he was forced to face some of his demons and create new ones to add to the morbid collection that haunts his every move.
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24 May 2023
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disillusioned twenty-something(s) by kitelines
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
04 Aug 2021
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She’s known him only a week, but it’s already clear to her that Klavier Gavin has high expectations of the world around him. And Ema hates people who have high expectations. It’s unrealistic. It’s blind naïvety. You have high expectations, and you set yourself up to fail. It’s something she’s seen time and time again.
And it’s a lesson Gavin needs to learn, starting off small—because it’s 8AM at a murder scene in a 7/11 and he’s already dipped his hand into her bag of Snackoos that she’d taken the convenient opportunity to buy while they were stuck here, without asking, twice now.
Ema, Klavier, attitudes towards life, and—most crucially of all—Snackoos.
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22 May 2023
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Au where Klavier and Ema meet for the first time at a gay bar, and the rockstar initially mistakes her for a twink. He can definitely help the Lesbian who's out of her depth get a date, but the question is, will she let him?
Set right before Apollo Justice.Bookmarked by mixingmetaphorsoup
20 May 2023
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let their wings down by ThunderstormsandMemories for SebastianFantastic
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
19 Mar 2023
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in which Ingrid and Leonie find themselves in the stables on the day of the ball
OR,
“Yeah, well,” Leonie said. She finished massaging the ointment into Fortuna’s fetlock and stood up. Ingrid wished she wouldn’t. This was the kind of conversation that was far easier to have when at least one person was half-focused on something else. “It would be too expensive to buy a new dress that I would only wear once, and besides, I’ve never really been that sort of girl.”“Me either,” said Ingrid in an embarrassing breathless rush, and it felt like confession, except that there was no priest to absolve her of this, no line of holy scripture she could recite that would tell her what to do next.
After all, the Book of Seiros forbade disrespecting one’s parents—including their hopes for one’s marriage—or squandering the power of the Crest one had been blessed with.
“Yeah,” Leonie said, gently, slowly, like she was encouraging a nervous horse. “I kinda figured.”
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24 Apr 2023
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It's Like Killing Caesar by oh_help
Fandoms: 大逆転裁判 | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games)
16 Mar 2023
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John doesn't know why she's here. Whether she's fleeing as he had, or whether she's come to carry out orders.
He doesn't know whether it matters.
For two months, he eats lunch daily with a murderer.
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16 Mar 2023
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Too much of his life has been lost to people he couldn’t trust. Up until now, Hal wasn’t— couldn’t be— one of them. The reasons for this are deep and complicated, fostered by two years of friendship and an unnamed something that has been nestled in David’s breast since Shadow Moses, but he is a creature of habit by nature. It’s saved his life before, and habit creeps up on him again now, reminding him to be on edge. Reminding him that there is someone untrustworthy in the same room as him, and he should have his back to a wall.
After the Tanker Incident, Snake and Otacon attempt a frantic mission to steal a body, and try and repair the trust that broke between them.
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- Part 1 of 20 / 20
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10 Mar 2023
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An Eagle Among Lions by AMX004_Qubeley
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
21 Jan 2023
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The morning after her and Byleth's wedding, Emperor Edelgard von Hresvelg wakes up in her old bedroom in Garreg Mach to discover that she has brown hair, only one Crest, ten happy and healthy brothers and sisters, and a bad habit of sleeping through her professor's lectures. Hubert is unusually cheerful, Byleth teaches the Blue Lions, and nobody has heard of the Flame Emperor. Instead, a figure known as the Hurricane King and his sinister cohort the Death Knight stalk the monastery.
No sooner has Edelgard sought out this new world's Byleth than she finds herself standing in the eye of a storm of continent-spanning conspiracies centered on a young man with snow-white hair — one that will engulf Garreg Mach, the Holy Kingdom of Faerghus, the Adrestian Empire, and Edelgard's own family as it carries the roaring winds of war across Fodlan. A threat from a past so ancient it predates even Fodlan's oldest and murkiest myths is stirring, threatening to tear time itself asunder — and it may be her only way back home.
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02 Mar 2023
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The Girl Who Prayed For Wings by AMX004_Qubeley
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
22 Feb 2021
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Hubert had always wanted to ride on the back of a pegasus, but had long since given it up as a hopelessly childish dream... until the prospect of attending a women-only ball at Edelgard's side brings long-repressed feelings back to the surface.
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10 Jan 2023
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I Can't Stay Away From This AU by natalya_chernyshevsky
Fandom: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
28 Mar 2023
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A modern AU setting that begins with Ingrid and her bachelor party going to Byleth's bar the night before her wedding and quickly spirals into a complete mess of tangled sapphic relationships. Originally named "I Can't Stay Away From You"; I changed the name because every time I finished writing a one-shot for this series, I wanted to write another installment like immediately.
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30 Dec 2022
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"You're the best. You teach her."
"See, that's the thing." Kishibe gestured to himself. "I'm old and cranky and my knees are about to give out any day now."
"Nonsense, you don't look a day over twenty-five."
"Whereas you," Kishibe continued without skipping a beat, "The love of my life, are beautiful and wise beyond your years. A young lass like her is impressionable, and you have always been impressive."
Against her better judgement, Quanxi takes on recent hire Makima but finds there's more to the new Hunter trainee than meets the eye.
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17 Nov 2022
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In the Pale Moonlight by Poetry
Fandoms: Fire Emblem Musou: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes, Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
11 Nov 2022
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“But Hubert,” Ferdinand said, “I do not have any dossiers. If you have done something to earn condemnation, then I have no way of knowing what it is.”
I took another pull from the flask. “Very well. In the absence of a dossier, I will tell you everything. Every last sordid deed. And then you may pass your judgment.”
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14 Nov 2022
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jailbird, come home to me by thestartofnothing
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
20 Feb 2022
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Imprisoned in a cell is no place for a sexuality crisis. As if life isn't hard enough already.
Jotaro wishes that his odd Evil Spirit would get with the memo.
Over twenty years later, Jolyne's in the same dilemma, except she's got to deal with a pesky, insistent cellmate.- Language:
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12 Nov 2022
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08 Oct 2022
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The Tallest Woman You've Ever Seen Wants YOU To Bring Her Coffee?? by Ahakoa
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
28 Nov 2022
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You are an overworked and exploited employee of a downtown coffee bar intended to appeal to the denizens of the finance district. You hate every single one of them with the kind of passion Karl Marx only dreamed about. One day, passions of a different kind ignite when the tallest woman you've ever seen comes to the cafe. Alcina Dimitrescu is smart, funny, beautiful, and pushing on what has to be like 7' tall. She also seems like maybe she likes you? Is that even allowed??
At first you just enjoy an excuse to be around such a strong and attractive woman, but as you spend more time with her, you begin hoping that Alcina really thinks you're special. Is she just toying with you? Does your time with her mean something? Are you ever going to be able to unionise your workplace?
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08 Oct 2022
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Joker's Wild by Oricalle
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Series
27 Feb 2022
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With her life in shambles and her prospects dried up, Monica Ochs finds herself drinking her days away. A chance run-in with a group of outcasts brings her out of the darkness and leads her to question exactly what she's made of and who she is.
A Short Sequel to Luck Of The Draw
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- Part 4 of Luck Of The Draw Universe
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29 Sep 2022