17 Works by murataesque
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Dean seeks comfort in women's magazines. But that's his secret, nobody else's.
A double drabble.
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According to the latest issue of The Rolling Stone, with the help of an internet connection, you– yes, you— in the year of our lord 2005 can order anything from the latest White Stripes album to the rarest Leadbelly record straight from the net! Naturally, your boyfriend Dean is starstruck. But when you decide to shop for braiding hair online, the fresh flood of options options options starts to feel a little like drowning.
(Please heed the tags. This is a Dean Winchester x Black Female Reader fic! I'd encourage anyone curious to read, but please remember who the target audience is.)
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“I found this in your room, Jecka,” sighed Dad, unrolling a large t.A.T.u. poster, “this just isn’t appropriate…”
“I’ve had that since like…2003, and I'm not even— I mean— they’re not even real lesbians—"
Miss Lynn shook her head, “It’s gay iconography, Jessica.”
“No, they’re like...Russian…”
“Russians can also struggle with homosexuality. It's more common than you might think,” hummed Miss Lynn, “Remember, the Russians did win last year’s Eurovision…”
Jecka's straight…probably. Her Dad sends her to 'True Directions' (the semi-local gay conversion camp) anyway. Nicole, a fellow camper with a lightning tongue, shows her exactly why she's there.
Inspired by the movie 'But I'm A Cheerleader.'
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Flowers for Izumi by murataesque
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
23 Jul 2025
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Rohan and Izumi won't talk about their feelings. Izumi's much too oblivious, and Rohan is much too...Rohan.
So, like the very mature adults they are, they talk about flowers instead.
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When John bought a TV, he hadn’t exactly expected Sherlock to be the sort to ‘cosy in’ for an evening of Gavin & Stacy with Mrs Hudson and a dessert plate of custard creams. But, honestly? He hadn’t exactly expected...this either.
Inspired by the line “I shouldn’t have gotten you into crappy TV”
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Ain't a Lick of Sense by murataesque
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
01 Jun 2025
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“With my luck It’d be raining tits an' I'd look up and still catch dick!” Johnny grumbled, glaring at the flask like it owed him money.
Gyro looked at him incredulously “Fuck’s that mean?”
(5 times Johnny confused Gyro with southern sayings + 1 time Gyro confused Johnny with an Italian one)
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It's a date by murataesque
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 Jun 2024
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Jotaro Kujo has a crush on his classmate, Noriaki Kakyoin.
He’s soul-consumingly in love, just like in one of his mother’s dramas.
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Seeing Him For The First Time– Again by murataesque
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 Jun 2023
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The blond sitting next to Joseph's hospital bed is just too gorgeous to be a nurse.
Surely he's an angel- or at least a model?
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Josuke tries to come out whilst Joseph chokes on 12 Tacos by murataesque
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
22 Nov 2022
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Josuke tries to come out to his dad, and Jotaro is there to support him while Joseph tries to eat 12 Tacos in one go.
I wrote this whilst drunk as hell back in the summer so this is like a crack fic but on even more crack.
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My Heart Is Buried In Supplena by murataesque
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
31 Oct 2022
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Joseph at Caesar's Funeral and his guilt.
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Inescapable by murataesque
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
16 Oct 2022
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Throughout his years Kakyoin had probably written hundreds of suicide notes.
In his bedroom at home, tucked away in his drawers and hidden inside books were long detailed letters describing that same, draining omnipresent feeling of isolation and misery that had been haunting him since his childhood and why he felt he just couldn’t deal with it anymore.
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Heart To Heart by murataesque
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
11 Oct 2022
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Jotaro Kujo is gay.
He decides to tell Joseph one night and things get very emotional very quickly. -
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Megumi ends up in hospital again, this time with a broken leg.
Itadori visits and doodles hearts on his cast.
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Ash shows up at Eijis bedroom window at 2am after being locked out of his own home.
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Ash wakes up at 4 in the morning to discover Eiji still awake and working but obviously extremely tired. Ash carries Eiji to bed.
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Ash’s hair has grown too long during quarantine so Eiji tells him he need a haircut. Ash denies that he needs one.
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A short one in which Ash and Eiji go outside to play in the snow.
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- English
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