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when your mom wakes you up for school



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    He’s John fucking Crocker. Funniest guy in Hollywood. He’s got Netflix specials coming out the wazoo. His comedy tour is sold out across the board.

    Everybody loves him, but nobody knows him.

    [UPDATE in beginning note 2/6/2024]

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    13 Oct 2020

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    yeah.. ectobaby, i love you

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    They managed to win the game somehow. He's not really sure of the details, but it's not all it's cracked up to be. He's stuck in an unfamiliar body with a thirteen year old little brother who's terrified of him.

    Somehow, he is sure this is his fault.

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    09 Aug 2020

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    wait.. 👊🥩

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    The offer the Grand Wizard gave Craig was very simple: Steal back the Stick of Truth from the High Elf Kingdom and in turn his friend could return from banishment.

    A very loose adaptation/inspired by the fantasy lore and backstories the kids set up for themselves in Stick of Truth.

    Now in podfic form!

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    22 Nov 2019

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    that one creek doc that i’m constantly thinking abt because of tender and now it’s genuinely great and only care abt the actual story at this point

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    "We'll put an ad up in the paper or something, or on Craigslist. Can't be that hard to find a roomie without a bee allergy." They could've gotten another cramped apartment for around the same price, but Vaughn had seen the ad for their new house and couldn't believe the asking price.

    The great deal on the place? Well the guy next door was a huge dick to everyone when he was home, and his presence drove the property value around him down. But he paid everything on time and in full, so nothing could be done about it. The neighbors couldn't even call the local authorities because nothing this Mr. Lawrence did could be even considered disrupting the peace, he was just incredibly unpleasant.

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    Tumblr prompt fic, based on: “Fuck you and your bee farm I’ve had enough” AU

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    18 Aug 2019

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    i think about this every time i play tales

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    Matt has grown up sheltered and kept in a protective bubble that isn’t very welcoming to outsiders. Being the pastor's son, he isn’t one to look for trouble. It’s such a dull and safe routine that it makes it all the more startling when suddenly, one day, trouble manages to find him first.

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    18 Aug 2018

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    the only ryatt fic i will ever read