13 Bookmarks by nm_astralis
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Peter’s wrong, of course. When it’s all over, Martin does still want to tell Jon everything. It’s just—well, there’s a few things they need to work through first before they can get there.
Martin and Jon find each other again in Scotland.
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13 Sep 2022
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maybe i am needing (more than i can really give) by Valkyrees
Fandoms: The Haunting of Bly Manor (TV)
29 Nov 2020
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"We all have our special talents," Owen explains. "Jamie fixes things and tends to the plants, I'm a world-class chef myself, and Hannah's like our glue, she holds us together, makes sure we don't neglect laundry four weeks in a row or—"
"Leave mold growing in the sink too long," Jamie adds in.
Owen drops his head, hand clutching his heart. "That was only once, but yes, we'd all fall into oblivion without Hannah. My bigger point, and what I'm asking, though, is what talent might you have to offer?"
Outside of wrangling fourth graders, the only thing Dani's ever managed to accomplish is making coffee with just a pan, tap water, and near expired k-cups after her Keurig broke, so. "I'm really great at making coffee," she says, hopeful.
"You had me at I'm really great," Owen smiles, "the coffee is a bonus. I'll show you to your room."
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au; they all live in the same house and everyone is soft. especially dani and jamie, they're soft for each other.
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11 Jan 2022
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Jon and Martin teach at a Scottish Catholic School by bazemayonnaise
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
17 Aug 2020
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21 Dec 2021
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Mental recovery is a bitch in general. When you're immortal it gets very complicated, very fast.
When you regenerate from literally anything at a highly unnatural rate? Well, teaching your brain new patterns becomes even harder.- Words:
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08 Dec 2021
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suddenly i took the chance (when i kissed the teacher) by C_AND_B
Fandoms: The Haunting of Bly Manor (TV)
22 Nov 2020
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jamie was a little bit older, a little bit wiser when her parents dipped, and she ended up becoming the parent herself – she’s not so mad about it when she meets mikey’s new primary school teacher
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21 Nov 2021
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Three Rounds and a Sound by Birdpeople (DeusExMachina)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
04 Oct 2021
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“I wouldn’t be intruding, would I?” Jon said softly. “On you and Martin.” He looked up, and Tim, perched on the edge of the desk, saw that knowing look in his eyes.
Tim deflated. There was no point pretending. “How did you guess?”
Jon shrugged. “I hear more than you lot think I do.”
Curiously, Tim’s face went red at this. “Martin said the rooms down here are soundproof.”
Jon blanched, “You did not! I sleep on that cot too you know!”
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Jon finds out that Martin and Tim are in a relashionship and experiences human emotions such as yearning.
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- Part 1 of Three Rounds and a Sound
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21 Nov 2021
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Jonny isn’t stupid. He knows everyone hates him.
He doesn’t know why they would think anything else, not when all he does is tell them to fuck off and shoot them and be an annoying bastard.
When Brian pitches the idea of Crew Night over one of their rare dinners where they have all gathered, he tries to slip away. They won’t want him there. Nobody ever wants to spend time with him. They just can’t get rid of him.
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21 Nov 2021
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TFW You Wake Up From A Long Nap And Have No Idea Where You Are by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
13 Apr 2021
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The Eye Watched the nightmares that played out in Jon’s mind. If it was honest, which the entity of Knowing tended to be, it was getting rather stale. Night after night, the same fears of the same people.
Its Archivist couldn’t awake from his coma yet, but the Eye could send his mind back to before.Something wasn’t right. Switching the pen to his unscarred, dominant hand, Jon quickly scrawled, “What's the date?”
March 14, 2016.
More than a year before The Unknowing.
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AKA, post Unknowing!Jon gets sent back to season one and the og Archive gang gets to have the friendships they deserved- Language:
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21 Nov 2021
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Just a Million Miles from Home by Simply_Hopeless
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
24 Apr 2023
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Martin clings to Jon as they fall, clings to his bleeding lover as the roaring of the void and the screeching of the tapes drowns out any words either of them have. He clings to Jon and prays to whatever gods may exist that everything will end up alright.
Then he collapses onto cold linoleum, stumbling into a harsh metal filing cabinet. The roaring and screeching is gone, and the harsh silence makes his ears ring... or maybe that's the head wound.When he finally opens his eyes, he isn't sure what he expected to see, but its not the middle of the archives with Sasha and his younger self staring back at him.
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21 Nov 2021
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Oh no my glASSes: “have martin ‘forget’ to bring jon tea”
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A TMA group chat fic with pranks, pining, and many half-baked attempts to get jon to have one (1) willing social interaction.
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21 Nov 2021
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The problem is, Jon can’t masturbate. Or they can, obviously, but they can’t finish. Jon has never been able to successfully bring himself to orgasm without a partner, not as a hormonal teenager, not as an even more hormonal adult, not ever. He can function just fine without it most of the time, but if it gets too out of hand then his libido refuses to be ignored, and it makes him very unhappy, to say the least.
He does feel bad for letting it get to him so much. It's embarrassing, first and foremost, that he's such a slave to his sex drive that it impacts how he treats people in entirely unrelated situations. But it's also just not the type of person he wants to be, horny or not. He is responsible for his words and his actions, and he needs to get a grip.Series
- Part 1 of to rest and trust
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21 Nov 2021
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Cecil Palmer is a patient in a mental institution, living in a world in his mind that he calls "Night Vale". Carlos is the new psychiatrist that Cecil falls in love with.
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21 Nov 2021
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When I'm just trying to watch The Office, with my yogurt by notebooksandlaptops
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
24 Apr 2020
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“You are going to live with me. Shall I tell you all the reasons why in alphabetical order, or in order of your own stupidity? Your apartment building is snake infested. You are clearly too much of a toddler to handle your own living arrangements. If you end up homeless, Geralt will get mopey, and neither of us need that on our hands.” She counted them off on her fingers.
Jaskier was pretty sure that she was forgetting the part where him moving in would enable her to complete the plan she had very clearly concocted where she was going to poison him and wear a stunning black number to the funeral, hiding her smirk behind running mascara and fake tears.
Jaskier made a sound that was supposed to be indigent, but came out as more of a squeak than anything else, “And I don’t have a say in this?”
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Or, after Geralt points out Yennefer has a spare room in her apartment, Jaskier moves in with her. He's so busy worrying about being posioned, he doesn't spare a thought to what he should actually be worried about: falling in love.
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- Part 1 of The Amazing Devil inspired prompts
Bookmarked by nm_astralis
14 Sep 2021