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101 Ways to Heal Your Wizarding Woes (Or, an Unfortunate Incident with a Traffic Cone and a Policeman’s Helmet) by who_la_hoop for sesheta_66
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Dec 2007
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Harry is a trainee Auror, and Draco is living at Malfoy Manor, bored and petulant with nothing to do, and no career prospects. Draco's attempt to heal himself via Muggle psychology – including writing a series of 'why I hate you' letters to Harry – backfires when an overanxious house elf delivers the results to Harry. Harry is bemused, Draco is angry and together they have a lot of issues to work out.
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13 Apr 2026
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When Harry Potter fires a deadly curse at his "arch-enemy", he has no idea what the curse does.
He has no idea he will soon beg Draco Malfoy's forgiveness and try his best to atone.
He has no idea that the ugly bathroom incident he would rather forget will tangle and bind their lives together with no chance of escape.
Navigating a treacherous path between Dumbledore's lies and Voldemort's orders, Draco is trapped and considered to be dead by both sides of the Wizarding War. Against the Golden Trio's wishes, he joins them on the Horcrux hunt. Except that he has no idea what he is hunting for.This is a love-story, a fight-story, very much compliant to the 6th and 7th 'Harry Potter' books and yet, very, VERY different.
Because this time - after the Sectumsempra incident - Harry visited Draco in the hospital wing and tried to apologise.
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13 Mar 2026
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Harry doesn’t like Malfoy.
Never mind the moments in the forgotten alcoves of Hogwarts. Never mind the secret meetings and secret kisses.
After all, you don’t have to like someone to kiss them.Only now the War is over, and Malfoy’s different. And Harry’s no longer sure how he feels about the other boy.
I reject JK Rowling and her TERF rhetoric. Trans women are women.
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08 Mar 2026
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When Harry Potter unintentionally severs their soulbond before it can fully form, Draco Malfoy resigns himself to a slow death and decides not to burden Harry with a soulmate he's made it very clear he doesn't want.
He's never been selfless before, but for Harry, he can try.
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16 Feb 2026
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When Harry sits down with Malfoy, he's really only looking for a reprieve from the constant stares and whispers. (Mostly.) What he gets instead are a series of strange events that lead to a friendship that is something else, questions that nobody knows how to answer, and the realisation that the person that Harry doesn't know how to hate, anymore, seems to be the person who knows exactly what he needs.
A story in which everything is complicated. And yet, somehow, none of it is.
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16 Feb 2026
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Malfoy shoots him a deathly glare. “I’m going to find a way to break this.” His voice is fierce with purpose and Harry finds it hard not to believe him.
“Sure, you and Hermione both,” Harry concedes, “but until then…”
Malfoy’s lips thin, gaze dropping to his lap. His hands clench and unclench, mere inches from Harry’s own. After a while, he whispers a barely audible, “Until then.”
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Harry and Draco are just trying to make it out of their last year at Hogwarts alive. Along the way, they find each other.
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15 Jan 2026
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Размер: макси
Пейринг: Гарри/Драко
Категория: слэш
Жанр: роман
Рейтинг: NC-17
Статус: закончен
Краткое содержание: Что нужно каждому, чтобы пройти точку невозврата? Пост-Хогвартс, книги 1-7. Гарри сталкивается с Драко через пять лет после окончания войны.Bookmarked by not_impressed
13 Jan 2026
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Harry and Draco fall into a spring that allows them to enter into each other’s dreams - but Harry doesn’t quite understand what’s happening, not at first. Why does he keep seeing Draco having kinky sex with a dream version of Harry? And furthermore, why does he like it?
Morpheus’ tail twitched irritably. “I warned you away from the poppies. The blame lies with you.”“Me? Potter’s to blame for this, he’s the one who dragged me out to this miserable -”
“You would do well not to insult the home of those whom you ask for help,” said Morpheus coolly, though Harry saw a bit of detached amusement in his expression. Malfoy had no self awareness. It’s adorable how stupid he is, Harry thought, and then caught himself thinking Malfoy was adorable and became deeply troubled.
“I’m…” Malfoy closed his eyes and gritted his teeth. “Sorry. Please - I need advice. I can’t keep him out of my dreams.”
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01 Jan 2026
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After the trials, Draco is sentenced to two years’ house arrest, with Harry as his reluctant keeper. In a warded Muggle cottage with no magic, no wands, and a television that becomes Draco’s new obsession, the two former enemies learn to share space, chores, and eventually, each other.
“You’re my house cat,” Harry says.
Draco, curled on the sofa with paint on his fingers and Harry’s jumper slipping off one shoulder, doesn’t argue.Bookmarked by not_impressed
16 Dec 2025
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Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year, determined not to let Malfoy get to him. But when the snarky teasing starts up again, Harry finds that returning the jibes with compliments has a far more interesting outcome.
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05 Dec 2025
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Someone has left their diary in Harry’s favourite place in Hogwarts.
Harry intends on finding out who.
Maybe, just maybe, upon reading those secret swirls and sweet fantasies, he gets a bit more than he bargains for.
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- Part 6 of cloudings’ annual drarry XMAS fics
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04 Dec 2025
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After a long, bloody war, Draco Malfoy just wants to do something good with his life for a change, and resolves to become a healer. But magical society refuses to make it easy for him, and an increasingly dramatic series of events—all of them instigated by Harry Potter—get him kicked out of med school, force him to live in exile, and threaten to destroy the new life he’s trying so desperately to build.
But Harry isn’t instigating anything—at least not on purpose. He’s just trying to work up the nerve to ask him out. His efforts don’t appear to be going great.
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24 Oct 2025
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— Знаешь, — Блейз смотрит пристально, явно пытаясь приободрить или отвлечь. — Маглы считают, что взмах крыла одной из этих тварей в Айове может спровоцировать цунами в Индонезии. Какой бред, скажи?
Драко наконец выпрямляет спину и отворачивается от друзей. Ему сейчас не до магловских катаклизмов и их причин. Со своими бы разобраться.
P.S. Избитый сюжет на фоне очередной неведомой болезни.
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04 Oct 2025
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О ловцах и птицах, пернатых и железных by fandom Drarry 2025 (Fandom_Drarry), priyom_steklotary
Fandoms: Harry Potter – J. K. Rowling
19 Aug 2025
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С детства, неосознанных и неразумных одиннадцати лет, он сам и вся его жизнь неизменно вращались вокруг Поттера магловским детским волчком. Не было ничего удивительного в том, что однажды, влекомый этой странной инерцией, Драко всё-таки влетел в Поттера, разогнавшись, и увяз в нём намертво, навсегда утратив способность к дальнейшему движению.
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04 Oct 2025
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When Draco Malfoy is sent numerous threats warning of what exactly will happen to him if he returns to Hogwarts, he is assigned a young, handsome Auror as his bodyguard.
Harry hates him. He hates how close he stands to Malfoy, how highly he thinks of himself, how he insists on holding Malfoy’s shoulder every time they walk into a room.
Really, Harry thinks. He’s the one who defeated the evilest of the evil. He could do a far better job of protecting him than a self-absorbed, shiny-haired prick like that.
And you know what? He just might.
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30 Sep 2025
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Things used to happen to Harry all the time. Nothing seems to happen anymore.
Then Ginny leaves him, and Draco Malfoy tells him that they need to convince the entire Wizarding World that they’re madly in love with each other.
Being sensible is tempting, but really, there’s no choice in the matter. After all, he thinks that he’s rather overdue another adventure.
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29 Sep 2025
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Like a Star Across My Sky by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill), sdk for eidheann
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Dec 2015
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When Draco discovers Harry Potter is his new landlord, he's convinced he's going to lose his shop. When Harry discovers Draco Malfoy's been invited on his friends' annual ski trip, he's certain his holiday is ruined. This is the story about how neither one of them is right.
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23 Sep 2025
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Weeds or Wildflowers by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill), sdk for Kaiosea
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Dec 2016
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A perfect match, a romance for the ages, with a one hundred percent success rate! Magic Match claims they can give Draco all of this. So why do they keep sending him on dates with Harry Potter?
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23 Sep 2025
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Goyle's taken it upon himself to act as Malfoy's personal, one-man guard and Harry can't help but feel like it's only making the bullying worse.
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20 Sep 2025
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— Гарри, ты был полуголый и, блять, держал его за руку. Я видел!
Гарри сжимает кружку так сильно, что едва сдерживается, чтобы не швырнуть ее в Рона.
— Повторяю. Там не было места, это был ебаный гроб, Рон. И мы думали, что сдохнем!Или
Гарри застрял в гробу вместе с Драко Малфоем.Bookmarked by not_impressed
13 Sep 2025
