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    What happens when you accidentally overhear your best friend getting banged left and right? Naturally, if you're Mike Wheeler, you jerk off to it.

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    Mike Wheeler realizes he's mega-attracted to William Byers, his best friend of fifteen years. They live in a shoebox apartment in NYC, where he can hear every thrust and moan through the cardboard walls. Mike runs to Max, who helps him to devise a plan to get into Will's pants. If he doesn't manage to do it by the end of a ten-day period, he forfeits his love, pride, and a lump sum of money. Mike is incredibly awkward, but he's a stubborn man with a journal and a dream. Will he secure Will's affection, or will he be relegated to the cuck chair for all of time and eternity? Only time will tell.

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    02 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 46

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    Will Byers has trouble sleeping in the Wheeler's basement alone. So, Mike Wheeler finds a way to help him sleep better.

    In a dramatic turn of events, Mike also ends up helping Will with something else...

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    26 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    He imagines those who had lost themselves to love were the luckiest to have a reason. That the tales all spoke of just knowing.

    He existed too obviously within religion. Found a way to get in the way of and supposedly spit on the lord while keeping himself behind several masks.

    I want to kiss you

    I want eat you whole.

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    When living for nearly 200 years there is not much more a surprise to face. There has been the plague, and then the other great plagues and the new inventions (no flying cars), different laws and trends. There is nothing left to shock a vampire who has adapted into the monotonous ways of how a human life is supposed to be run by all of the new laws of instilled ethics-until his own is somehow snuffed out by a means outside of his own hands.

    Except falling in love with a person out of that perfectly set up average life and routine.

    Or Vampire Mike Wheeler and Will Byers catch a zing in the Taco Bell Drive Thru.

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    26 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    “What are you talking about?” he asked carefully, knitting his brows together as he scanned Will’s face for any sort of indication of what’s really going on. Will looked back at him, and besides the dull shadow in his irises, there was nothing wrong or different about the Will standing in front of him.

    Which somehow made it worse, almost, when Will spoke next. “I think he was right about me not belonging here.”

    Mike shook his head, trying to focus on the facts of the situation, trying to figure out where Will’s mind had even gone to think like this. “Will, Henry is dead. Why are you even talking about this?”

    Will let out a sick, twisted laugh. “He’s not dead, Mike.” Slowly, he raised his hand, pointing at his head. “He’s right here.”

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Mike turns around and sees Will standing in the middle of the hallway and stops.

    "Hey," he says. "Can I help you find something?"

    His voice in person is slightly different from the radio. This is the version before the edit. Louder, and a little breathless from arguing, and entirely unaware of how often Will had listened to him.

    "I'm here about a logo commission," Will says. He sounds, he thinks, almost normal. Even with his brain operating at half-capacity.

    Mike's eyebrows go up in surprise. "We're getting a new logo?"

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    college radio dj mike x art student will

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    19 Jun 2026