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    Melissa for once decides to leave her house when Zachary asks her help with a mission to help a friend in the local woods. She's never been camping, but this seems interesting and totally won't involve fighting against a literal forest on the behest of a crazed zombie dummy cult, right?

    Right?

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    English
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    102,081
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    11/12
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    189
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    4,684
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    Let us say, in a time far from what we've seen, a flambouyant Trollge does find their way home. Will it provide the resolution they so desperately seek?

    But we already know that there never was a happy ending in store.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
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    5
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    1
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    103
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    The Friday Night Incident has been resolved. The Maestro has been taken away, everyone is safe and sound, and more than likely they'll never have to hear the word "Trollge" ever again.

    And yet, Mr. Trololo cannot sleep.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    68
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    For the regions in the world that aren't actively being invaded by zombies, the zombie apocalypse is just business as usual. At least, as much as it can be.

    For one hapless driver this grim and gruesome night, his taxi driving night job may be awry. Whether it be zombie or something (or someone) else, this is not a good night to be alone in the dark...

    (Based on Puppet Combo's Skinfreak demo, but Plants vs Zombie-fied)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
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    1
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    Zachary and Leslie have a long-standing tradition of going out once a month to take a break from experimenting and plant-vanquishing and catch up.

    It's a time of brain eating, reminiscing... and, unfortunately, tough talks.

    [QUICK REMINDER AS OF 12/09/25: This is a prequel to "How to Go Camping With Your Neighbor". Those who've read it will know why.]

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    468
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    It's Christmas Eve, and a set of new neighbors in town are off to salvage their holiday season at their local maybe-haunted Toys R' Us. Unfortunately, both the weather and a strange figure have it out for them... and if they aren't careful, their holidays may turn out worse than some week-late present deliveries.

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    English
    Words:
    9,288
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    284
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    It was just supposed to be a simple trip to see the realm of everyone's favorite god-complexed hedgehog cosplayer demon by his semi-self-appointed best friend and her coworker.

    What it was NOT supposed to be was a trip to a realm where not everyone has gotten the message that snatching people's souls without permission is not legal... and only a small window to escape before two teens end up as another set of victims.

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    English
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    24,551
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,457
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    A collection of one-shots from my requests for H0RR0RB0UND.

    Table of Contents:
    Chapter 1: Mario Pasta Horror Party
    MX goes to a shitty 'reunion' party, and has an unexpected conversation with a surly, burnt green plumber.

    Chapter 2: Pasta Night 2.0
    The X-Entourage (trademark pending) sits down for video games. It goes as well as you'd expect.

    Chapter 3: Trollcast
    A audio recording is found in the Trash folder. A brief look into the masterminds (read: dysfunctional frenemies) behind the acclaimed Trollcast.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    521
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    In the time before monsters could walk alongside people without being hunted or hunting, there was the first conjoining of all realities, timelines and worlds where all fell to chaos under the reaching grasp of a vicious deity long left to stew in their hate and greed. The rules had fallen apart to be put together anew, and chances that never would have existed before open with a endless checklist of deadly results if one were to step astray in this new Wild West of reality.

    Five tales that would have ended in stagnation and sorrow open anew, and come face to face for the first time.

    (aka a Prequel where the Pokepastas meet in the "It's A Creepy World" AU)

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    English
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    26,168
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1,206
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    It really does seem like too much for Michael to expect anything more than more trouble heading his way, and in nothing less than in the form of two teens with sentient Miis and a Buddy embroiled in a mystery he can only ponder at the depths of and a deeply troubled young man and his puppet struggling with their own demons that are all too familiar. But it's nothing he's not used to.

    Yet, as summer draws to a halfway point, Springtrap is still on the loose and a company Michael thought was long dead is in fact alive and kicking, there are new questions and new connections to all of Michael's new companions that have him questioning just how deep the rabbit hole goes. When it comes to a sinister new pop-up attraction with what could only be ulterior motives, Michael may not have much more time to hide his secrets...

    [Chapter 7 is officially out! It has replaced the temporary Chapter 7]

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    English
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    93,639
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1,376
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    Looking to put in a request for the It's A Creepy World Series? Here is your stop!

    (REQUESTS ROUND 2 CLOSED - PROGRESS SHEET OPEN IN CHAPTER 2)

    Updated for May 17

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,203
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    677
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    The worldbuilding and character master guide that should have been created long ago for my It's A Creepy World AU series. Look here for a basic timeline, worldbuilding details, and a character guide for all characters that have been mentioned so far!

    Will be updated as requests are made and more stories are added to the series.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,673
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    403
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    Tory Meade loves his job, even if it involves dealing with an independent studio full of misfits, like a pyromaniac mixed-fae and escapee cartoons with the powers of eldritch abominations. But sometimes he has to question his sanity on why he's staying in such a hair-pulling job as company head, especially when a certain "special" films company decides to walk all over their business...

    + Squidward has never been a sunshine and rainbows sort of person, even if his life has mostly gotten better. Today may be one of the exceptions.

    [Two loosely linked one-shots]

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    English
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    13,012
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    334
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    A hedgehog and a stickman walk into a mall and discuss very normal things that very psychologically normal eldritch abominations would talk about. Friendship ensues.

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    English
    Words:
    6,293
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    602
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    Anger will get you nowhere but in more trouble, but patience reaps endless awards...

    Perhaps this saying will hold true for a certain Derp awakening in a dark room.

    (AKA Alternate Universe from The Trollge Files where Derp_023 doesn't get horribly murdered by Smiler)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    119
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    It's always a fun night with the X-Entourage!

    At least, so long as you don't mind the possibility of dismemberment/severe bodily harm.

    (Now With Subtitles for Lord X text!)

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    English
    Words:
    5,516
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    880
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    Everyone's favorite creepypasta murder boy has a truly riveting life story!

    ...At least, that's what he likes everyone to think. Tim and Brian, the local expert movie makers and semi-Proxies, know better. And literally everyone else in town.

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    English
    Words:
    9,972
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    885
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    [THE INFORMATION EXPANSION INITIATIVE]

    [Alongside the typical case files, there are new endeavors to further expand the knowledge base of the Foundation to improve responses to incidents and hopefully improve preventative measures. This is one of many projects made to diversify the information base available to agents and doctors.]

    [WARNING]

    [YOU ARE NOW ACCESSING TCF FILES]

    [PROCEED WITH CAUTION]

    Language:
    English
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    18,033
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    606
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    Being friends with eldritch beings has its ups and downs...but the whole kidnapping shtick is new.

    Too bad they picked on the wrong gang of murderously happy/sad misfits and their equally crazy friends.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,766
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    3,391
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    When the fragment of the past Michael thinks he's been looking for finally seems to have surfaced, it's all he can do to restrain himself from running and ending everything once and for all. What he didn't account for were the additional hitchhiker(s), and some unpleasant revelations about himself and what may be going on in Hurricane.

    On the other hand, Sam and Cora may have the clue they need to discover just what might have happened to Cora's father, although whether or not the answers are what they need is another question.

    And with some time alone with one another, two certain Miis and a Buddy find themselves with plenty of time on their hands, and a few certain Flower Girls to get some sweet, sweet vengeance upon.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    72,239
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    135
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,357

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