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The Dark Knight Before Christmas - A Superbat Year One AU by EllEmmeCe
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Krampus Holiday Mythology, DCU, DCU (Comics), Superman (Comics), Batman (Comics)
24 Dec 2025
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Gotham is having a very strange Christmas.
Bruce Wayne’s latest vigilante experiment, a horned shadowy figure the press has named “Krampus,” was supposed to terrify criminals. Instead, it has gone viral as Gotham’s new holiday mascot. Clark Kent, investigative reporter and part-time baker, is on the case. He is following Krampus’s trail of cookie crumbs (literally) while secretly moonlighting as “Super Santa” to fix Gotham’s holiday chaos.
Between gingerbread turtle clues, a viral photo of Krampus tangled in Christmas lights, and Alfred’s endless commentary, Bruce is one bad cape snag away from losing his mind. Meanwhile, Clark is just trying to figure out if Gotham’s scariest new legend is a monster, a myth, or a very grumpy man who needs a hug.
Deffo Crack!fic :P It is a holiday season full of crime, cookies, and questionable branding decisions.
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15 Dec 2025
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Birds of a Feather (We Should Stick Together) by BlueAegis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
05 Oct 2025
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Tim pulled out a notebook and clicked his favorite green pen. His mother would criticize him for making a project plan without doing a SWOT analysis first, but he figured he could get away with breaking corporate protocols for this particular project.
Tim’s 7 step plan to get Bruce to adopt Jason, he wrote with a flourish.
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Or, eight-year-old Tim hatches a plot to convince his neighbor to adopt the street kid he brought home with him and gets more than he bargained for in the process.
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A-01 (Worst Case Scenario) by LonelyLittleLizard, Norite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, DCU (Comics)
25 Oct 2025
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“Tell me about Thanos, then. Or what the hell Contingency A-01 is.”
“I don’t know,” Tim says again, with more fervor. “I don’t remember, alright? Last thing I remember, I was on patrol, and now you’re telling me I ended up in a different universe with half a note from my dad telling me about a contingency I swear to you I never heard of.”
Telling the truth betrays every instinct he has, but Tim is nerved out beyond all reasonable measures, and he just wants to find a way home.
Besides, he thinks, half-bitterly, it might be nice to have someone else in this lonely new universe, even if it's just for a little while.“I’ll make you a deal, okay?” He tries to bargain with the wizard. “I’ll help you with this Thanos guy, and you help me get back to my own universe.”
Or: Tim Drake ends up in the MCU with no memory of how he got there, and Stephen Strange and Tony Stark accidentally both adopt him.
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“i’m supposed to believe that you’re a pediatric resident moonlighting as an undergraduate statistics student, spending your little free time attending my lectures for, what, fun?” sakusa asks. “lies should at least be believable.”
atsumu’s nose wrinkles. “omi-kun, yer kinda rude. i’m not moonlightin’. i‘m learnin’.”
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- Part 1 of a ph.d. and m.d. walk into a bar
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06 Jul 2025
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Better Halves (and other such falsehoods) by Astereae
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
28 Jul 2025
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Danny’s looking at him like he’s crazy. His hair’s dried up into a mess of waves, and there’s some tomato seeds on the corner of his mouth. “You just bailed me out of jail. And you think this is a good idea?”
“I don’t have bad ideas, Fenton. And like you’ve just said, I have collateral on you.”
“So you’re blackmailing me into pretending to date you?”
Tim shrugs. “Or you could just sign the NDA.”
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Danny's trying to recover all the shards to an entity's chalice so that it'll stop destroying the zone while tensions rise amongst his subjects- and trying to finish high school.
Tim's juggling his case load, his work as CEO, and does not have time to be embroiled in a sex scandal right now. If that means he has to pretend to date a very suspicious heir to a rival company, then so be it.
It's a mutually beneficial relationship. So what if Tim's becoming a little too intrigued by the illusive, powerful Phantom? So what if Danny can't stand the Justice League for leaving him to deal with all of Amity's problems when he was just 14? That's a superhero thing.
And their fake boyfriend has no clue that they're a superhero.
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- Part 1 of Want (and what it has to do with it)