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    All of my smut pieces in one convenient place. May Dog have mercy on my SOUL.

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    Stories for the main cast of Undertale. Heavy on the Calcium.

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    It started with one moody skeleton crash-landing in your home. Then he started bringing friends. All of a sudden your apartment is a multidimensional nexus for an awful lot of monsters named 'Sans.' They're all a little rough around the edges, but they're sweet in their owns ways. You probably should have guessed they were the "bad guys" though. Oops?

    Alternate Summary: BadGuysOnly reverse harem

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    10 Jul 2021

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    Gloom & Doom All Up in Your Room by TrashCollector

    “Was...was that a pun? Really? Apologize. Right now.”

     

    “sure thing, starlight.”

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    You went to your late-Grandpa's lodge to get away from everyone and everything so you could spend the weekend recharging instead of having a melt-down. However, you never expected to find it filled with zombies!

    Oh wait.

    Those are just skeleton monsters. Turns out, they've been squatting in the neglected lodge for a while. And after the weekend, well.. you're going to need a place to stay, and the lodge is looking more and more appealing.

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    08 Jul 2021

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    Skeleton Squatters and the Landlady by Tyrant_Tortoise

    You went to your late-Grandpa's lodge to get away from everyone and everything so you could spend the weekend recharging instead of having a melt-down. However, you never expected to find it filled with zombies!

    Oh wait.

    Those are just skeleton monsters.

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    You’re just an average, happy human, going about life, trying to forge your way in the world. Fortunately, you’ve landed a nice job that pays well, you’re steadily and reliably working your way out of the debt you gained from moving to the city, and you found a great apartment (with a chill roommate, Sans, a polite skeleton monster with puns up his sleeve and an indecipherable gaze) for surprisingly little rent.

    Everything’s fine.

    And then, without warning, two more skeletons seem to show up out of nowhere at your and Sans’s shared apartment. The first to appear is Red, a hot-blooded, sharp-grinned alcoholic who isn’t shy to share his less than savoury intentions with you, with crude gestures and pick-up lines galore.

    ... And the second is a tall, broad, but quiet skeleton who immediately goes by the pseudonym Skull, sporting a huge crack in his head and a single, engorged red iris, that never seems to stop staring at you.

    You’re not sure why both of them won’t leave you alone, or why Sans seems so desperate to stop them from interacting with you... But hey, what harm could come from it?

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    06 Jul 2021

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    Aggre(g/v)ation by Llama_Goddess

    You’re just an average, happy human, going about life, trying to forge your way in the world. Fortunately, you’ve landed a nice job that pays well, you’re steadily and reliably working your way out of the debt you gained from moving to the city, and you found a great apartment (with a chill roommate, Sans, a polite skeleton monster with puns up his sleeve and an indecipherable gaze) for surprisingly little rent.

    Everything’s fine.

    And then, without warning, two more skeletons seem to show up out of nowhere at your and Sans’s shared apartment.

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    A night out with your roommates' sorority sounded like a good way to wind down from exams season, but your good intentions to keep from ruining someone's nice carpet have you end up in the middle of the forest. In the middle of the night. Very, very drunk.

    Good thing you found a random house to sidle up to and ask to use their phone. Less of a good thing that the skeleton monster that lives in it is only placated by your sloppy jokes.

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    Eventually going to culminate in a "Six Skeletons" sort of set-up, but you don't get off as easy by knowing Classic Sans first.

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    22 Jun 2021

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    Bones, Picked Clean by lulu-writes (luluwrites)

    A night out with your roommates' sorority sounded like a good way to wind down from exams season, but your good intentions to keep from ruining someone's nice carpet have you end up in the middle of the forest. In the middle of the night. Very, very drunk.

    Good thing you found a random house to sidle up to and ask to use their phone. Less of a good thing that the skeleton monster that lives in it is only placated by your sloppy jokes.

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    The barrier of underfell is broken. It's been a month, and monsters are finally allowed to move into the city. You're staying in a small cheap apartment waiting for your newest property to finish, when you get a rude noisy neighbor. Does he really have to play his music so loudly. It's not even good music. You're sick of this. You're not listening to him stomping around, yelling or… playing video games. Oh wait, you know that video game . Time to put special plan "get back at your jerk neighbor" into action. Just because your a vampire and stay up all night, doesn't mean he can be a jerk.

    A story about developing friendship, good laughs, and teaching Sans the meaning of friendship and love, when all he's known is the horrible world of Underfell.

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    27 Jun 2022

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    The Skeleton Games by poetax

    The barrier of underfell is broken. It's been a month, and monsters are finally allowed to move into the city. You're staying in a small cheap apartment waiting for your newest property to finish, when you get a rude noisy neighbor.