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  1. Public Bookmark 59

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    "He just had to go and mess it all up. And mess up Bilbo did, if the looks the dwarves were giving him were anything to go by. Their expressions were those of complete and utter shock as they all stared at Bilbo. Thorin, especially, had turned concerningly red in the face as he stared down at the hobbit, who was cradling a pebble in his open palms as his anxiety grew.

    “Um, so… you do not want this, I take it?” Bilbo asked in a small voice, barely able to keep it from cracking.

    Thorin made a sound eerily similar to that of Lobelia Sackville-Baggins choking on a piece of asparagus. Then he promptly turned around and stomped off without a word.

    The hobbit watched him go and tried his best to school his expression to not show any of the mortification he felt at that moment.

    Well done, Bilbo, now you’ve really done it."
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    Bilbo gifts Thorin a rock as a token of friendship, but gets more out of that than he could have expected.

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    05 Oct 2025

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    Beautiful and lovely in every way <3

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    Spamton took a breath, but he couldn’t get enough air. He took a step back. This was a mistake. He didn’t just spawn into existence, he was missing...something. These people knew him, knew about him, and none of what they knew seemed to be good. He had to recover from this, somehow, convince them that this was fine –

    "Spamton, what's my name?" the blue one asked.

    Well, shit.

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    Everyone tries to figure out what to do with Spamton after he goes through a factory reset.

    Based on the factory settings au by starridge on tumblr! Updates on on Fridays

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    10 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    ❛“Well, well, well-well-well! Look at this little place! Isn’t it gorgeous?” Happy Chaos spins himself around to take in the view in its entirety and Daryl closes his eyes, takes a few deep breaths. *Little*.❜

    【or】

    In which Daryl is the new owner of a homely diner, dreaming of a fancy Michelin star restaurant. Happy Chaos is the dickhead who just happened to buy out the fancy restaurant down the street.

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    08 Aug 2025

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    Spamton accidentally falls out of the inventory after the events of Chapter 3. Alone and without anybody to help him in Castle Town, where mainly those who still know him aren't friendly to him, Spamton finds a recently-recruited television who doesn't recognize him whatsoever and chooses to use this to his advantage.

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    08 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    Lanino lights up the room. Elnina tempers the atmosphere.

    Two beloved coworkers — adored by everyone on set, except each other.

    When their fame-hungry (and trend-blind) boss assigns them to co-host the weather segment, they’re forced to share a stage — and maybe, unexpectedly, the spotlight.

    Turns out, temperature matters just as much as precipitation — especially when their hearts are on the line.

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    07 Aug 2025

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