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Ben discovers that - overnight - his crush, Abi's, relationship with the workplace pervert, Mike, has changed dramatically.
But just... HOW dramatically?
A few pictures he receives late one night paint quite the picture.
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Grinding on Trash Mobs by salt_and_lightning
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Kakusei | Fire Emblem: Awakening, Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Persona 5, Marvel Rivals (Video Game), 光神話 | Kid Icarus (Video Games), 新・光神話 パルテナの鏡 | Kid Icarus: Uprising (Video Game), Metroid Series, Fairy Tail, Mass Effect Trilogy, Power Rangers (2017), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
24 Nov 2025
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A collection of one-shots featuring beautiful heroines fucking lowly trash mobs.
Chapter 1: Lucina x Bandit
Chapter 2: Karlach x Goblin
Chapter 3: Ann Takamaki x Shadow
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Chapter 10: Pink Ranger x Alien Monster
Chapter 11: Miruko x Nomu
Chapter 12: Nami x Fishman Pirate -
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Black Widow's latest job goes south when the mafia boss she's honey trapping offers HER up as a reward to his men.
Turns out, there are some things even the uber-capable SHIELD Agent can't handle...
...namely, a whole room full of Russian gangsters who have all been chomping at the bit to get their hands on her.
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While clearing out the woods around Sanctuary, Nora runs into her husband's old bully - Mr. Henderson - now a mindless, feral ghoul.
What seems like the perfect chance to finally get revenge for years of abuse turns into a wild loss of inhibitions as Nora discovers one thing:
Mr. Henderson is every bit as well hung as he'd always claimed.
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Makoto's tired of being perfect. She had to be the perfect student, the perfect sister, the perfect president, the perfect Phantom Thief...
She's just sick of it.
And a chance encounter with a fat, ugly pervert gives her the perfect opportunity to vent some of her frustrations and just... let go.
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Unsolicited Bok Pics by salt_and_lightning
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
10 Oct 2025
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Zelda finds her Sheikah Slate in the middle of an unfamiliar clearing, not sure how it got there.
Looking through the pictures, she finds that it was apparently stolen by a Bokoblin of all things.
And though most of the pictures are of trees and rocks... there are QUITE a few that make the young Princess blush.
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Supergirl gets flashed by an old, fat guy late at night.
However, instead of being completely disgusted, she's just surprised by his particular... 'anatomy'.
She didn't know they made them that big on Earth. But she's not complaining.
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Pretty F*cking Marvelous by salt_and_lightning
Fandoms: Marvel's Midnight Suns (Video Game), Marvel
30 Sep 2025
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Carol Danvers is used to crushing just about any opponent she faces with a single blow. When she comes face-to-face with a roided up Hydra goon that can actually take what she's dishing out and respond in kind, she's not scared. She's... excited.
Maybe a little... too excited.
But Captain Marvel can't be prim and perfect ALL the time, can she?
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An intrepid employee has to do a job alone after her coworkers fall sick.
Thankfully, Experimentation isn't too dangerous. Just a few bugs, usually.
And honestly, what's the worst one snare flea can do?
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While exploring a floating space prison that fell victim to a Geth attack, Shepard finds herself locked in one of the cells with a Husk.
And they do a lot more than just 'fight'.
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Going Native by salt_and_lightning
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
29 Sep 2025
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Zelda's had enough of everyone treating her like some dainty flower and waiting on her hand-and-foot all the time.
As an act of rebellion, she decides to go off into the woods to prove to everyone she can survive on her own with just her wits and determination.
However, she quickly runs into... 'complications'. Because she's certainly not alone out in the big, wild woods.
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While training, a young Saiyan woman makes the mistake of taking on too many Saibamen.
Getting killed by them would be humiliating enough, but the last one seems to have different plans for her.
A story in which Saibamen are basically the Xenomorphs of the Dragon Ball Universe.
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Lucy MacLean - hungry and looking to get SOMETHING out of the strange farmer she's encountered - accepts his offer of 'white, creamy stew'.
She doesn't expect to enjoy it nearly as much as she does, but honestly? It's not bad. A bit bitter. A bit salty.
But VERY filling.
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Nora's peaceful sleep at the Hotel Rexford is interrupted by an extremely unexpected visitor:
A giant, pent-up radroach.
Oh nuts...
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- Part 2 of Wasteland Meat
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While camping out in the Mojave, the Courier gets ambushed by a bloatfly.
One that, surprisingly, doesn't seem interested in hurting her.
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- Part 1 of Wasteland Meat
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Shepard tries to convince Uvenk to let Grunt become a proper Krogan, but the old traditionalist won't budge.
Getting through to him might take more than strong words or clenched fists. It might involve a little 'give and take'.
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The Curated Conception Law by salt_and_lightning
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
04 Nov 2024
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A law is passed in Japan to combat declining birth rates and to try and produce 'ideal' Quirks. The law is quite simple:
The government pairs people up and they will be forced to conceive a child together.
Being mandated by the government to have sex with a stranger is especially complicated when you're married, dating, hate the person, or when they're NOT a stranger.
But that's something the women of the MHA Universe will just need to deal with.
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While exploring the Shadow-Cursed Lands, Tav and Shadowheart are kidnapped by a group of Meazels...
...and Tav is forced to watch as they do a lot more than just 'choke' Shadowheart.
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Secret Identities by salt_and_lightning
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
29 Sep 2024
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Miles is visiting Gwen's dimension for the first time in a long time, finally giving the two a date night.
Gwen is surprised to find Miles already in her apartment when she gets back, acting... a little strange.
In the dark, it's easy enough to miss the fact that certain things about him are a little off. Almost as if it's not actually Miles under the mask.
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Bastila's Capture by salt_and_lightning
Fandoms: Star Wars Legends: Knights of the Old Republic (Video Games)
28 Sep 2024
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While imprisoned by the Black Vulkar, Bastila finds herself tormented by the gangsters at every opportunity.
She tries not to offer them any sort of reaction, but one Nikto in particular doesn't seem to mind being ignored, so long as he can get a view of her beautiful face.