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“Wilson!” he calls, willing to concede if only to understand what the hell is going on. “You can stop now! You win!”
“Hm?” Wilson reappears in the doorway, knotting some hideously patterned tie. “If this is about the poker game I know you cheated on—”
“This prank,” House says, gesturing all around the apartment. “You got me, you don’t have to—”
But in the action of waving his hand around, his gaze catches on a shiny glint on his finger. He blinks at it. Once, twice. It can’t be.
He’s wearing a wedding ring.
Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Wilson place his hands on his hips, roll his eyes. There’s a similar band on his left hand, fourth finger—the designated marriage finger. The sight is not unfamiliar to House, what with Wilson’s endless stream of wives, but House has never seen a matching ring on his own hand. Certainly not one that matches Wilson’s.
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Or, where House wakes up in an alternate universe where he and Wilson are married.
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- Part 1 of The Multiverse of Houses
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- English
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- 30,183
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- 6/6
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19 Jun 2025
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It's almost pathetic, this facsimile of wholesome family values that House has created in his mind. That he can’t help but crave, so long as it’s Wilson who was his pretty little house-wife. House would even take him zonked out on Quaaludes if it meant having this but more.
Still, this is not the first time this story has been told. There are no ways else to tell it except to tell it: House will carry this secret to his grave.
(or gregory house and the mortifying ordeal of being known)
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- Part 4 of author favourites
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29 May 2025
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“Finish it out,” he grits between clenched teeth. “Go on. Ask it.”
Nolan shifts in his seat. “Are or are you not attracted, at the very least, to Wilson?”
House knocks his forehead against his cane. “I don’t know. Maybe.”
[In which Nolan pulls at the Wilson thread, and House can't stop it all from unraveling. Repression is a hell of a drug.]
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- English
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- 25,065
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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29 May 2025
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either love is a shrine (or else, a scar) by jamesevanwilson (suhossineun)
Fandoms: House M.D.
22 Feb 2024
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House has a brilliant plan, and he needs Wilson's help. Wilson is a chronic enabler.
Getting married for the fourth time should be relatively easy.
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- English
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- 79,985
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 727
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29 May 2025
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House and Wilson pretend to date in the name of classic workplace betting, until House realizes he actually likes it.
Fic ends at chapter 6, all following chapters are fanart dumps.
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- English
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- 19,150
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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28 May 2025
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Ice throws his hands up in exasperation, turning to face the wall. “I don't know, Slider! I've been dropping the most obvious hints and at this point, I can't tell if he's messing with me or if he's really just that fucking stupid!”
Slider peers over at the pilot, cracking an apologetic smile. “He's neither. He's Maverick.”
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or, the one where maverick can't seem to pick up on the fact that ice is flirting with him, no matter how obvious he makes it
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17 Apr 2025
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It's a gotham city subreddit! Enjoy everything from Gotham city residents giving survival tips to the Batkids coming to seek validation from the gotham residents in the form of "AITA" posts.
Its a wild ride.
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- Part 15 of TWB MCC Event (Pink Parrots!)
- Part 2 of Sands of Time
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28 Jan 2025
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The Itty Bitty AU!
Welcome to the wonderful world of creating and owning your own personalised pet!
Itties Bitties are artificially created pets that have been genetically customised to their owner's desires. They are a perfect option for those who which to have complete control in how their pets look and behave. Drake Industries has hundreds of gene options and millions of possible combinations meaning your bitty will be completely unique to you!
And the best part? You can recreate your bitty over and over again so that your pet never dies!
So pop on over to one of our bitty centers to create your perfect, personalised pet!
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23 Jan 2025
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Public Bookmark 494
Mystery Work
Part of Harp's Private Collection
Summary
This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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20 Jan 2025
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Sorrow's Not My Name by nsdakota
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), Superman/Batman (Comics), Original Work
19 Sep 2025
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An alternate universe with heavy canon divergence (and superbat), in which Bruce becomes Batman during high school (and meets Clark during high school).
Updates whenever the hell i have time
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20 Jan 2025
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Half in Love by timeturners
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
13 Jan 2024
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Clark rejects Bruce Wayne because he’s in love with Batman. Batman rejects Superman because he’s in love with Clark Kent.
So when Superman happens to run into Bruce Wayne, they both have feelings that they need to get over. It’s a reasonable enough solution to their problems, right?
What could go wrong?
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- 21,133
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- 6/6
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22 Dec 2024
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Wham Bam Shang-A-Lang by ShowMeAHero
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, DCU, DC Cinematic Universe
26 Nov 2017
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Clark Kent is a professor at the same university as Bruce Wayne. Not that it matters, because Bruce doesn't really speak with his co-workers - they're there to work with, not befriend. That is, until Clark and Bruce are assigned to teach a class together in the fall, and start spending more and more time together, and Bruce starts to realize, maybe, he just might need a friend - and maybe, he just might need something else, something Clark-specific.
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- English
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- 8,354
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- 1/1
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- 50
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19 Sep 2024
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as soft as the rain by chaeriloidea
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Aug 2024
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“Are you at any point gonna tell me where the fuck we’re going?”
“Oh! Right. See, I didn’t want to tell you until we’d already driven at least 25 miles away from the apartment because you definitely would have said no if I brought it up before that, and–”
Baring his teeth, Logan warns, “Wade.”
“We’re taking a road trip!”
Wade and Logan take a vacation!
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10 Aug 2024
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The Road Less Traveled Together by Finn (Rand0m_Pine)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool 3: Deadpool and Wolverine
28 Aug 2024
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Out of their routine post world-saving, the Avengers own Nick Fury sends Deadpool and Wolverine on a trip across the states.
And now the two are stuck in a car, together, for around 40 hours.
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Road Trip AU :3Bookmarked by squidpng
10 Aug 2024
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Out of Punchlines by smol_ghosts
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)
22 Sep 2024
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Life has a funny way of showing things. Could be a new not so great entire body job or an even sadder late night hand job while binging gossip girl. Same goes with all the other fun subjects like morals, laws, politics, fragile masculinity.
Oh and love.
Love is always the god damn punchline.
Isn’t that a saying? That if love is shown in an unconventional way it’s deemed funny?
Cause this ain’t funny, and hell, he’s the comedic relief.
What Wade’s feeling right now, looking at his newly acquired and unexpected roommate standing in the kitchen like that. His hair is damp from his shower and he’s shirtless like he just stepped out of a fucking playgirl? Not to mention the beer he’s taking a swig from dripping down his chin you fucking kidding me?
Oh, ho, so not funny universe.
Or: They were platonic roommates my ass
(Updated to explicit due to chapter 5 and 7. Rest of it is canon typical sexual tension. Artwork on chapter 4 and now 6 both SFW :) )- Language:
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08 Aug 2024
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stuck by the glue (oh and you) by prngslvr
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, X-Men - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)
20 Jul 2024
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“It's just joking about, Wade doesn't mean it when he flirts with me.” He murmured, aware that the man was about eight feet away.
“But you do?” She raised a brow.
“I don't flirt with him?” Did he?
“Honey I can't see a damn thing but I know you're in each other's personal space constantly."
OR;
In which Logan and Wade are incredibly domestic and everyone but them can see it. And then the whole thing comes to a head in the final scene of the movie, which I've changed obviously.
(sequel now up!!!!!! ily)
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- Part 1 of mcu canon?!
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08 Aug 2024
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I Know What You Tell Your Friends (Is It Casual?) by obsessedmax
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
03 Aug 2024
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When Wade offered a place to stay, Logan had assumed Wade would be the worst roommate he’s ever had.
He wasn’t wrong- but not for the reasons you’d probably think.
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08 Aug 2024
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Kissing By Proxy by AmbiguouslyGayBagginshield
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Aug 2024
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Wade and Logan are friends now, all is good, except how much do they really know each other. Once the world is saved, they take the time to realise they have a lot more in common than they might have realised.
Things become complicated as Logan finds himself grappling with a familiar feeling of jealousy and Wade finds himself opening up more than he expected. All of this is made worse because Wade keeps making jokes about them kissing by proxy every time they share a drink or a cigar...............
“Did you guys have different Smurfs in your universe?” He asked as they stepped out of the apartment.
“No.” Logan rolled his eyes. “My favourite was always Twink Smurf.” He added, a few steps ahead of Wade as he made sure he had his keys.
“Wait, what?” Wade chirped, jogging to catch up. He caught the small smile on Logan’s mouth. “Was that a joke? Did you just make a joke?”
“Don’t get used to it.”
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07 Aug 2024
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the bucket list by mikaminato
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types
10 Aug 2024
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It's okay, though.
Wade is going to die anyway, so he's not going to put this kind of pressure on Logan on his final days.
So, yeah. Logan can't know about his feelings.
The important thing is to enjoy what he has while he has it. So, he scratches the last item off his list, and rewrites it.
13. Try to kiss Logan, even if it's on the cheek.
Because, hey, you never know.
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Or, Wade loses his mutation and his cancer returns. With only a little time left, he decides to create a bucket list and make the most of his final moments. Together with Logan, he tries to check off every item on the list.That is, until Logan decides he's not ready to say goodbye just yet.
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- 4/4
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07 Aug 2024
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06 Aug 2024