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A patient is rushed into the ER after an overdose, except she’s eerily similar to another doctor at The Pitt…
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Santos’s past self winds up in the present and somehow lands in the PTMC ER.
Bookmarked by gaylindatopland (suckmydick)
08 Apr 2026
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You can only imagine her disdain when this nepo baby — who has clearly never had to deal with the cruel bite of reality — waltzes into the industry and immediately makes it big.
You can only imagine her abhorrence at the fact that said nepo baby managed to dethrone her from her number one spot on the Billboard Hot 100 with her frankly immature and lackluster discography.
Really, you can only imagine just how much Elphaba Thropp loathed Glinda Upland.
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Gelphie enemies to lovers pop stars au with a slice of fake dating
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31 Jan 2026
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"See?" Elphaba said after a beat, only needing to whisper because she was right beside Galinda's ear now. The grip of her hands around Galinda loosened, but she didn't drop them. "You won't be doomed after all. You'll be able to steer yourself home."
"I think I'd rather have you there with me," Galinda said, without really thinking about it. “Just in case."
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or;Galinda Upland boards the RMS Titanic, returning to America with her newly acquired fiancé.
She meets Elphaba Thropp.
Things progress.
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or;Titanic AU
Bookmarked by gaylindatopland (suckmydick)
25 Jan 2026
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Dearest darlingest momsie and momsicle,
Good news! I managed to convince Elphie to spend the summer with us!
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Or, Elphaba gets dragged into a loving family, and falls in love along the way. She has no say in either of these things.Series
- Part 1 of my only compass
- Language:
- English
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- 82,676
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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Bookmarked by gaylindatopland (suckmydick)
11 Jan 2026
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Brighter Days Inc. by uisceB
Fandoms: Wicked (Movie 2024), Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, Wicked - All Media Types
08 Mar 2026
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Morrible unfurls Glinda’s mind like a scroll, examining the contents of her memory the way she examined the displayed organs of the first fetal pig she ever dissected. It’s less cohesive than the innards of a pig. That’s the problem with memory bound by emotion. Love is diffuse. It so easily becomes entangled in every aspect of the human experience, regardless of whether the target was physically present or not. Extracting it with any amount of elegance can get…dicey.
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Had a bad breakup? Racked with guilt? Grieving a loved one? Struggling to deal with the rising tide of fascism? Not to worry! Put your trust in Brighter Days Inc. and watch all your troubles disappear!Brighter Days Inc: Strangers are just people you’ve never met.
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Glinda erases Elphaba from her life.- Language:
- English
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- 210,997
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- 14/?
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Bookmarked by gaylindatopland (suckmydick)
26 Dec 2025
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nesting box by localgaysian for queenofmarigolds, haline
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked (Movie 2024), Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, Wicked (Movies 2024 2025)
09 Apr 2026
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From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]Subject: Legibility of requisition forms
Dear Dr. Upland,
please refrain from filling out your requisition forms with a pink glitter pen. It makes them extremely difficult to read.
Sincerely,
Elphaba Thropp, MD--
Or, Glinda is an overeager dermatology resident with too much time on her hands. Elphaba is a pathology resident who'd rather not deal with dermatologists.
Or, a list of cognitive and affective biases affecting medical decision-making.- Language:
- English
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- 216,939
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- 22/?
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Bookmarked by gaylindatopland (suckmydick)
04 Dec 2025
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from the twilight world by haline
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, The Wicked Years Series - Gregory Maguire
04 Nov 2025
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There was more writing crowding that same page, curling around the drawing as though desperate to squeeze every last inch of space. Murth hesitated. Did she even want to keep reading?
It was all so—so incredibly juvenile.
Lady Glinda, who for a long time had been the most powerful woman in Oz, who conducted herself with the unshakable poise of someone befitting her station, who had gathered supporters all over the world with wit and charm and a mind sharper than steel—all of that reduced to a teenage girl involved in petty university dramas.
And involved with the Wicked Witch of the West!
How come that secret had never been brought to light, even years after Lady Glinda's death?
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Or, Glinda's handmaiden finds her journal, along with several scandals that are hidden inside the pages.- Language:
- English
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- 20,530
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by suckmydick
03 Dec 2025
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you built me palaces out of paragraphs by Embracingtheplotbunnies
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked (Movie 2024)
08 Mar 2026
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The memories of the Melting wouldn’t leave her, and neither did the grief. Glinda tried everything she could to fall asleep: switching rooms, rubbing lavender lotion on her hands, even drinking a foul tasting concoction that one of her handmaidens swore would put her to sleep as soon as her head hit the pillow (it didn’t). And even when she did manage to fall asleep sometime just before dawn, Elphaba’s screams jarred her awake.
So one night Glinda found herself sitting at the desk in her study with a blank sheet of paper in front of her. Dear Elphaba, she wrote, and then watched the words waver at the top of the page. She crossed them out and started over. Dearest Elphaba . It was ridiculous. Elphaba would never read her words again. But she found that they came anyway, faster than she could commit them to paper.
Or: Glinda begins writing letters to Elphaba in the aftermath of the Melting. When she pushes herself beyond the point of exhaustion four years later, Chistery decides to take matters into his own hands and deliver the letters to Elphaba in an attempt to save Glinda's life.
Bookmarked by suckmydick
29 Nov 2025
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shelter here with me, my love by Embracingtheplotbunnies
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked (Movie 2024)
12 Apr 2026
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This can’t be happening, Elphaba thinks, as she hears the gun discharge, the sharp crack cutting through the air like a knife. It’s a beautiful day, an unfairly beautiful day for violence. It's already been a terrible day too, and she never thought it could any worse. But Elphaba knows, deep in her heart, what is going to happen. There's no time to prevent it, even if her mind was thinking fast enough. Fiyero is too close. His aim is steady. His time in the Gale Force has taught him to be a weapon against the Wizard’s enemies. But he has never been a killer. Not until today, when he’s stressed from trying to figure out how to keep them all safe and his palms are sweaty and his finger slips.
The bullet launches itself from the barrel of his gun, embedding itself in Glinda's chest.
Or: while trying to protect Elphaba, Fiyero accidentally pulls the trigger. As they flee to Kiamo Ko with an injured Glinda in tow, Elphaba and Fiyero have to find a way to heal her and protect her from her enemies. And in the process, they need to set the record straight on a few things.
Bookmarked by suckmydick
29 Nov 2025
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i caught your fever (i'll be feeling it forever) by teamgaypandas (echo_wolf)
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types
25 Dec 2025
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With her roommate visiting Vinkus for the summer, Elphaba has no choice but to accept a Cupid named Glinda Upland into her life, into her shared apartment, and into her heart.
or, a Gelphie Cupid AU, where Cupid!Glinda tries to convince Magical Historian!Elphaba that everyone deserves to be loved.
Bookmarked by suckmydick
26 Nov 2025
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i'll be looking at the moon (but i’ll be seeing you) by queenofmarigolds
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types
01 Nov 2025
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five years post-melting elphaba comes back for glinda. the only problem? glinda is sure she's dead, has built her world around it. the only explanation is that there's a ghost in her house.
or, a post canon reconnection fic disguised as overblown comedy, a visit to a medium, and lots of ghost-themed insults
- Language:
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- 23,326
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- 2/2
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Bookmarked by suckmydick
23 Nov 2025
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“Are you in love with me, Agatha?”
This didn’t feel like dinner conversation. This felt like a twenty-shots deep in the bathroom of a nightclub conversation.
“I preferred when we were talking about football.”
“And I prefer when we talk about us.”
Brown eyes never left grey, and a sick feeling twisted Agatha’s stomach.
The boundaries of friendship and the push. That was their relationship in a nutshell. They didn’t talk about the blur of lines or the kissing or the fucking. And now Rio wanted to talk about love?
“Win the Euros.”
Rio’s eyebrows furrowed. “What-”
“Win the Euros,” Agatha repeated. “Then you’ll get your answer.”
OR: it's the 2025 Women's Euros and Barcelona teammates Rio Vidal and Agatha Harkness must go head to head as they compete for their countries. But it's more than that now when Rio presents a question to Agatha that she and the rest of the world want the answer to...is Agatha in love with her? Only a Euros trophy stands in the way of Rio getting that answer.
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- Part 1 of We're Never Done
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18 Aug 2025
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Agatha stopped mid sentence, looking between Nicky and Rio in confusion. “Nicky, how do you know Rio?”
Nicky, completely unaware of any extra awkwardness, answered. “She’s my birth-mother.”
Agatha’s eyes widened as she looked between them again, and Rio knew what she was seeing— the same face shape, the same nose and cheeks and smile, the same eyes. Rio didn’t need a DNA test or paperwork to prove what she could easily see with her own eyes, and she could tell that Agatha didn’t either.
“Hi,” Rio said finally, though the greeting felt extremely inadequate as soon as it left her lips. But there wasn’t exactly a guidebook to this whole awkward situation.
What exactly do you say when the adoptive mother of your biological son is also the woman you fucked last Friday?
- Language:
- English
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- 105,456
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- 14/?
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Bookmarked by suckmydick
03 Jul 2025
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not tryna stick it to you by Axin_Nite
Fandoms: Black Widow (Movie 2021), Hawkeye (TV 2021), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Aug 2025
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Kate’s had a rough few weeks. Her girlfriend ended things with no explanation, her car broke down, and her favourite show was cancelled. So she finds herself in a bar, talking to an older woman who was looking for the same thing as her; a distraction.
In her defence, how was Kate meant to know she was her ex’s estranged sister?
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02 Jun 2025
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fired from vogue, sharp tongued journalist agatha harkness takes a reluctant gig covering the tetris world championship, only to be unexpectedly drawn to its reigning champion, rio vidal.
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- Part 1 of agathario: tetris au
- Language:
- English
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- 102,346
- Chapters:
- 14/14
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08 Mar 2025
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Nicholas Scratch is reborn into a body not his own. Lost and confused, he can only recall small bits of his memory. Most significantly, he remembers killing witches with his mother, and he remembers a cosmic entity on the other side of life, always keeping an eye on him. He reverts back to killing witches, to get the attention of one Lady Death, seeking answers. Lady Death, forced to grapple with the fact that her own son has defied the laws of the universe she's sworn to uphold, agrees to give him the answers he seeks.
In the meantime, a certain Agatha Harkness has no idea that her son is alive on earth again.
At least, not yet.
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17 Dec 2024
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“I don’t have sex.”
Agatha’s face screwed up somewhere between delight and incredulity, “You don’t ever?” She scoffed, “As in you’ve never at all? How long have you been here?”
“Since the inception of life itself.”
“And you’ve never fucked?” The way she said it, it did sound a little stupid, “What do you do to pass the time?”
“I scare children,” Death shifted in her chair, still rubbing at the skin of one hand with the other. No wonder Agatha had nowhere to live, she thought. She was unbearable. “Amongst other things.”
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Upon meeting Death, Agatha takes it upon herself to educate her on some of the finer points of being human.
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- 12,889
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12 Dec 2024
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break me, shake me, devastate me by saturnreturn
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Jun 2025
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Rio, owner of Westview’s local floral shop “Wisterical,” finds herself with an early Christmas present when her hag of a landlord, Evanora Harkness, keels over. With the biggest pain in her side gone, she’s expecting a relatively stress-free life from here on out.
That is, until the daughter.
- Language:
- English
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- 24,825
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- 6/?
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Bookmarked by suckmydick
08 Dec 2024
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self explanatory title
or where legendary actress Rio Vidal reveals the truth about her life and secret affair with Agatha Harkness
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07 Dec 2024
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pathological liars by sugurubbg
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Nov 2024
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where ex high school sweethearts Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal both grew into famous actors, have to work together again in a romcom in between Wanda and Agatha, with Rio starring as Agatha's best friend.
would they put aside their past and work together? would the movie production crumble? or would they use this as a chance to reconcile with each other?
Bookmarked by suckmydick
08 Nov 2024