theineffableprofessor
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Lex Luthor uses his newest toy to blow off some steam.
Exactly what it says on the tin.
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half of the things i do (when i picture you) by theineffableprofessor
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Feb 2025
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Furfur finds himself lost in fantasies of a demon with flaming hair.
Every time I write this odd little creature, I can't help but to make it an in-depth character study with religious undertones. The smut is good, but the devastating pining is better.
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don't let me in (with no intention to keep me) by theineffableprofessor for CBlue, Snarky_Synesthete
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Oct 2024
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Post-the world not ending, Anathema needs a new destiny. Aziraphale and Crowley need jobs. It's the perfect recipe for a detective agency, a heist, and all the hijinks that come with an undercover fake marriage scheme.
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there are some people, love, who are better unknown by theineffableprofessor for IgneousFrizzle
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Jan 2024
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In the Garden of Eden, before humans are created, Aziraphale helps Crowley with a new part of his demon anatomy.
Or: A lil holiday gift fic featuring scientifically accurate wing grooming <3
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Deadly Sins and Cardinal Virtues by CBlue, Snarky_Synesthete, theineffableprofessor
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Dec 2023
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Turns out that when the End doesn't happen, that just leaves room for new Beginnings. The demon Furfur has been trying (and failing) to climb Hell's greasy pole for millennia. When he suddenly finds an out, he takes it. But who knows what else might end up being taken when the rulebook gets thrown out?
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read between the lines (i will if you will) by Ablissa
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
04 Dec 2017
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Phil ^_^ (5:31 PM)
Dan?danisNOTonfire xD i swear im really not. come check. (5:31 PM)
yeah?Phil ^_^ (5:32 PM)
I think I'm in love with you
I just
I can't wait to meet you
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Skype conversations between Dan and Phil, leading up to their first meeting. 2009!Phan. Prepare for fluff.Series
- Part 1 of read between the lines
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23 Oct 2025
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My Husband by VictoriaAGrey
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types
24 Dec 2015
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“My husband this, my husband that. It’s a wonder Jack hasn’t followed your trail of “my husband”s to our front door.”
“He doesn’t know we’re married.”
“He’s the only one!”
/// In which Hannibal is a little too smitten and Will figures out Hannibal is That Guy.///
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20 Sep 2024
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Paint Your Wrist for the Masquerade by GalaxyOwl13
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman (Comics)
21 Jul 2024
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Clark has always considered his blank wrist a curse—a reminder that he's not, and can never be, human. The one benefit of not having a soulmark, though, is that he's the perfect choice for undercover work.
Clark finds himself pretending to be Bruce's soulmate for a mission. As he learns about Bruce, Clark struggles to hide that this is everything he’s ever wanted...and everything he can never have.
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30 Aug 2024
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Alastor learns why you shouldn't play games other than cards and chess when trying to get someone's eternal soul.
You may get attached...Or you know... Lose!
Also known as Alastor loses at Connect 4
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- Part 3 of Niffty Distribution System
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27 Feb 2024
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On Vox’s first rainy day in Hell, Alastor shared an umbrella with him.
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26 Feb 2024