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    Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.

    He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.

    And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...

    Extras start at chapter 26!

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    28/28
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    Ilya doesn't go into their game against Philly intending to hate Gritty, contrary to Shane's assumptions. He has it all worked out. It's just going to be a fun little bit that he does. Gritty has a menacing energy that should vibe well with Ilya's everything.

    In their second year as captains of the Nordiques, Shane and Ilya have more challenges to face, including a team that is now aware of them as a couple, anxious new additions, flirtatious mascots, and a hockey world that is finally responding to change...

    Direct sequel to domoy, wherein Shane and Ilya go to the Quebec Nordiques in this AU’s expansion draft and come out to the world, and Yuri, Yuuri, and Viktor move to Canada.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    Hayden picks Ruby and Jade up from ballet. He wishes he never did.

    Or, Shane Hollander thirsts in public.

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    1/1
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    18,622
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    June 2016

    Shane hefts the Stanley Cup over his head for a second time, a numb joy settling over him.

    The partners and families of the Voyageurs flood down to the ice in a rush. His parents have come down, visibly proud.

    And yet this year, it somehow feels a little worse, because Ilya wasn't next to them, cheering in a HOLLANDER jersey.

    After coming out as friends and revealing the figure skating rivalry in their families, Shane and Ilya must face the challenges of the coming years, while Yuuri and Yuri face dilemmas of their own...

    In which I ask the question: What if Shane and Ilya went to the Quebec Nordiques?

    A direct sequel to brátishka, featuring social media, texting, emails, and a whole lot of canon divergence.

    Extras start in Chapter 14!

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    60,000
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
    5
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    2,107
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    2,355
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    280
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    40,593
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    Sometimes, Ilya Rozanov is just a weird guy. Obviously, the Bears aren’t going to say that to his face, not when he’ll chirp them into oblivion for it, but sometimes it just gets out of hand.

    Like the late night phone calls where he’s talking aggressively in Russian. The random knowledge he has offhand about how far you can throw a human being and have them come out okay. The Russian death metal he forces them to listen to, calling it family bonding. The scars he refuses to talk about.

    Cliff Marleau thinks he might be in the Russian mob. The Bratva, or whatever they call it.

    Ilya doesn't tell his team about his family until they've already invented a thousand conspiracies about it. Like him being in the mob. Or having rabies.

    In which Ilya Rozanov and Yuri Plisetsky are brothers, and the world changes with the most minute of connections.

    Now featuring Shane and Ilya's POVs on the canon divergence starting from chapter 5.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    12/12
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    5
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    75,016
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    It is a truth universally acknowledged that naming Shane Hollander as your celebrity crush does not make you gay.

    It just means you love hockey.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
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    7,900
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    1,044
    Hits:
    98,647
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    The problem, Shane muses in hindsight, is that he commits to things too hard.

    He puts his all into everything. He wouldn’t be who he is without it.

    The fact that he can’t resist a challenge, even if it’s stupid, is more of the problem than anything else.

    In which Shane has hidden talents, Ilya runs to catch up, the internet spirals, and Yuuri, Viktor and Yuri are dragged along for the ride…

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    5,017
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    1,092
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    55,152
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    Elpida, patron of demigods, I dedicate this sacrifice to you.
    I ask for your guidance in my determination.
    I thank you for bringing me to your haven.
    I ask you to protect and guide the one I have lost through the veil of Death.
    I sing to you of guidance and hope. Protect me, O Goddess of Heroes.

    The Athenide, making her home among heroes throughout the ages.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    14,253
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    The Pappy of Pilby has an undeniable draw, for most who meet him. Olethra wants to know why.

    a.k.a.

    4+1 of the times the Zephyr Crew fell in love / had a crush on Daisuke Bucklesby.

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    1/1
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    31
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    Percy looks up to find her father in a heated argument with Athena. The scenery has shifted from winter to summer, the sun beating down on the mountaintop. Both of them have changed outfits and stand about 10 feet tall.
    Would this be strange under any normal circumstance? Yes. The gods have been making an effort to be more relatable ever since they realized that mortals were less inclined to help them if they remained aloof.
    Does Percy care at this point? No.
    Is she paying attention to them? Also no.

    Perse Athenide, a collection of fixed points in the Age of Heroes.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    190
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    836
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    203
    Hits:
    15,440
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    Analyses of the XP gains of each D20 party, and how it relates to D20's overall combat construction.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
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    this is a compilation of my tumblr posts about d20 statistics for archival purposes; anything written here can also be read on tumblr under the tag #thisisnotthenerd's d20 stats. this will be updated as i continue to work with the data--it's marked incomplete because updates may fluctuate. this way, new posts are a fun little treat.

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    23/?
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    39
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    100
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    24
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    Voluntary sacrifice will always hold power over the accidental.
    It is no question who should be the first to face the world’s horrors.
    Annabeth looks at Percy and the blades in their hands.
    As long as we’re together.


    Percy and Annabeth, when time is a curse on them both, and godhood even more so.

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    I sang for you a story of the rise and fall of Perse and Athenide. I sang of love and compassion, of loyalty through endless suffering.
    That story speaks of time and fate woven anew, as the goddess Perse lives again to bring hope.
    Alas, this story is not so simple.

    The 5 lives Percy lived as Perse, before Athenide came with her.

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    1/1
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    there is no triumphant return of the gods, no chariots from the sky
    the giants cannot be defeated without the aid of a god
    if no god comes to call, what is left except to make one?

    A variation on the tale of Perse Athenide, or Perse and Athenide.

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    Chapters:
    13/13
    Collections:
    8
    Comments:
    387
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    1,576
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    492
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    42,304
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    Every epic quest has to start somewhere; this one starts all over the world, when too-powerful children are united by a cause.

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    20/24
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    107
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    The children of the Mountains of Chaos are known for their traditions of many gods, their diversity of backgrounds, and their unique cuisines that borrow from all over the continent of Spyre.

    a.k.a

    Vignettes of Desi Fig and Riz

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    7
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    Adventuring fundamentally involves violent deranged lunatics imposing their will upon the world at varying scales; generally in opposition to assumed threats. This defines adventurers as a reactive force: investigators of opposition and defenders of allies/the faith/nations/etc.

    In the current age, the endless push and pull of antagonism drives the world. Without villains, the system would collapse; the occurrence of apocalypses is a known factor and a foundational aspect of the age.

    Those that fill the niche have a propensity for plots and plans. It takes work to be an effective villain, you see. World domination doesn't only involve violence--it takes patience, negotiation, and a willingness to do what it takes. An accomplished villain can conceal their hand over time while still having the strength to cast fear in the hearts of the people.

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    This is another use of the Legend Lore Spell. All information herein is only that of legendary importance.

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    6,138
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
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    42
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    an exploration of the bad kids as children and what it means to be destined for greatness

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    3,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    907

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