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    Hermione frowned. “The real question is why the magic of Britain would be failing now, in fact.”

    “That is not the real question!” Ron said loudly; he’d woken up fully by now, and Harry had too; it was starting to sink in that they’d found the problem. “The real question is, how do we fix it?”

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    03 Jun 2023

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    "Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”

    “What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.

    “Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.

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    16 Mar 2023

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    Title taken from a lyric from Everlong by Foo Fighters

    Spencer and the BAU are working on a case where several children have gone missing in a matter of days. Luke and the Fugitive Task Force are tracking down a man who escaped custody when he was being arrested. When Spencer’s serial kidnapper and Luke’s fugitive ended up being the same person, their resulting meeting through taking down the UNSUB is more of a meet-cute than it rightfully should be.

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    28 Feb 2022

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    Richie and Eddie have been together since they were 16. Richie and Eddie left Derry together. Richie and Eddie forgot Derry together.

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    02 Sep 2020

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    Mike tries to clap him on the shoulder. His hand goes right through.

    “Oh, yeah,” Adrian says, voice shaking as Mike’s face falls. “I’m hella dead. Hey Mr. Hanlon, you know anyone called Richard Tozier?”

    (Or, Adrian comes back as a ghost to deliver Richie a message. To say he's unhappy about it would be an understatement.)

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    30 Apr 2020

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    Prompt: Druids start to slowly come out of hiding, living their lives peacefully in the kingdom and even sending a diplomat or two to Camelot. After a close call or two, Merlin has to have a chat with them about not revealing Merlin's identity. While no one ever does reveal Merlin is Emrys, a lot of people start to talk about Emrys in Camelot.

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    18 Dec 2019

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    Richie Tozier.

    How in the fuck had he ever forgotten Richie Tozier.

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    21 Nov 2019

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    Richie Tozier is six when he first learns that men could date other men.

    Richie Tozier is also six when he learns that could does not mean should.

     

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    Richie, throughout the years, learns that maybe, just maybe, he's okay.

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    19 Nov 2019

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    17 Nov 2019

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    14 Nov 2019

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    The Manchild Grows Up: An interview with comedian Richie Tozier, November 2019.

    “Everyone in this industry either has a pill habit, or they can’t hold a relationship together for more than two months," Tozier explains. "Or they spend 16 hours a day arguing with people on Twitter. Best case scenario is you find a way to be reasonably well-adjusted about your desperate need for strangers to laugh at you.”

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    09 Nov 2019

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    “You really missed out, Eds,” Richie says, taking Eddie’s hand. He swings him out at arms length then reels him in again. When they’re back face to face he ducks in to whisper. “I totally woulda given it up if you’d taken me to prom. If you showed up at my front door with a shiny little bowtie and a hypoallergenic boutonniere, I would not have been able to get my white tuxedoed knees on the ground fast enough.”

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    08 Nov 2019

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    Eddie Kaspbrak has had Enough.

    He’s been back in Derry for less than 24 hours and he is Done.

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    Or, what if Eddie didn't let go of his grip on the leper in the pharmacy.

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    05 Nov 2019

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    When the world ended, and the dead rose to eat the living, it turned into kill or be killed, but how do you survive when the creatures around you are constantly evolving?

    [AU requested from my friends and you can yell at me, as always, on tumblr @aizeninlefox]

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    01 Nov 2019

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    Griffin: You’re like, Richie, you’re like on a weird career roller coaster only you switched the ride up halfway through. Like, before it was a shitty wooden roller coaster that you think is gonna collapse right as you get to the top of the big hill, but now it’s, like, sleek and has real seatbelts, and you can go upside down, and you’ll throw up after—

    Richie: You’ll Throw Up After. Title of my Netflix special.

    In which Richie Tozier comes back and comes out. Featuring Who? Weekly, the McElroys, Billy Eichner, Tan France, et al.

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    29 Oct 2019

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    richie tozier ✓ @trashmouth what did i miss lol

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    29 Oct 2019

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    Subtitles and audio description of a semi-professional recording made by Richie Tozier's manager of his first set after personal leave. Made unbeknownst to the performer, for private promotional purposes (i.e. to shop around at Netflix, etc.).

    Or, I see your fics about Richie doing stand-up post-movie, and I raise you 13k of the in-universe transcript of a half-baked hour long routine.

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    29 Oct 2019

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    29 Oct 2019

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    For the most part Richie and his sister have a doctrine of mutually assured destruction. They could obliterate each other with their parents given the slightest provocation. To keep things at an even keel, they steer clear of each other as much as possible every other day of the year, but on Thanksgiving? Kids Table is like their NATO.

    A series of Tozier Thanksgivings, from '85 to '19.

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    22 Oct 2019

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    “Jesus Christ,” Eddie muttered. Maybe there was a curling iron around here somewhere he could electrocute himself with. He scrounged a few safety pins from the counter and passed them to Bev without looking directly at Richie. He knew he was being a little bitch, but he could not let on how jealous he was. Their friendship barely survived the Christmas Richie got a Sega.

    - In which Eddie mistakes wanting to be ON Richie for wanting to BE Richie -

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    21 Oct 2019

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