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  1. Summary

    Bruce Wayne is a monster hunter who lives atop a mountain overlooking Gotham.

    Four orphan boys run into the Dark Hunter during his visits to town.

    Batfamily shenanigans ensue.
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  2. Summary

    Sometimes there are bad days, and sometimes there are really bad days.
    When you're a bat, you have to learn to navigate and deal with all kinds of unfortunate situations, both in and out of the field.

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  3. Summary

    A purely self-indulgent Batfamily x Pacific Rim AU.
    A majority of this series takes place during the 2017-2019 Kaiju War success era.
    Bruce is the Marshall of the shatterdome and has a lot of kids (all his Rangers are like his kids –– adopted or otherwise)
    It's hard to be a good dad and fight in a war simultaneously, but he tries.
    Some good batkid bonding time :)
    There are a lot of parallels/references between the movie(2013), so spoilers ahead!
    In this world, the batfam love and care for each other deeply, even if they are sometimes bad at showing it

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  4. Summary

    A collection of works about the batfam (can be read independently or as a series) spending quality batfam time and doing typical batfam things, with the regular amount of fluff and angst

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    Will knows Nursey, of course. He signed with the Falconers a few months ago as a free agent after college, just like Will did, and they’ve been paired together as defense partners pretty frequently, through rookie camp and now training camp.

    They play together nicely, he thinks, but they aren’t exactly friends.

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    31 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ive been looking for this fic again for actual years

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    He turns the laptop screen towards Derek, displaying one of the more interesting links Google had provided for 'demon'. The background of the homepage is fire, and it has a huge animation of a gnarly-looking demon blowing fire out of its mouth and wielding a sword. “That’s what I am,” he laughs, pointing at the screen, “Although I must say, this is pretty insulting. As you can see, I am much better-looking than whatever the fuck that thing is. Also that is some fucking weak ass shit as far as fire-breathing goes. And why the fuck would I need a sword? I’m a fucking demon,” he huffs, then shakes his head. “Would you consider this cultural appropriation?” He raises his eyebrows expectantly, waiting for Derek’s answer.

    “How did – I – you’re – is being a demon a culture?” Derek blurts.

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    28 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Supernatural!Dex is so fun

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    The thing is, being able to talk to houses doesn't actually preclude them from conspiring to ruin your life. Dex finds this out a little too late. First comes the Dib Flip, then Nursey's bed, and the water heater...the Haus definitely has it in for him.

    In which Dex has house magic, Haus has Haus magic, and at least one of them is in love with Nursey.

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    26 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    MAGIC DEX and lots of fluff

  4. Rec 83

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    Henry stood once more and walked back to his own pack. “You’re very welcome. Is this your first long hike?”

    “What gave it away?” Hans chuckled.

    A playful smile grew on Henry's lips as he took in the whole of Hans. His oversized backpack, probably his general state as well. Hans didn’t even want to know how pathetically black and blue he looked.

    “Nothing at all,” Henry teased. “But you do know you’re not allowed to hunt?”

    Hans frowned before he realized Henry was referring to his bow. “Oh! No, it’s not for hunting. It’s to shoot at trees. I’m allowed, I checked.”

    Henry raised an eyebrow. “And pray tell what have trees done to you?”

    “Well, to be honest, they’ve given me a lot of bruises lately,” Hans teased. “We’ve got a bit of a toxic relationship.”

    “I can see that," Henry laughed.

     

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    Hans decides to do a three-month hike with zero experience to cure his loneliness. He meets Henry, and they breathe life back into each other.

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    12 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    hiking and hansry

  5. Rec 13

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    Although he could never have predicted it, and certainly would never admit it to anyone, Lord Derek Malik Nurse had to admit that he largely owed his continued happiness to one Byron Sterling Knight, Earl of Cambridge, and to the determination said lawyer had to see his friend happily settled.

    The situation becomes slightly more complicated when the man his friend envisions him marrying is not, in fact, a perfect stranger, but someone from his past come back to haunt him. Captain William Poindexter promises to be nothing but trouble.

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    12 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    REGENCY NURSEYDEX!!!!