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  1. Rec 35

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    The Antine and Arctic Empires have stood as long and strong as any other kingdom worth their weight in gold. Just as they always have been, they are ruled by the preordained royals. The near unlimited power of those on the throne. Technoblade, as the crown price of the Arctic Empire, knows those facts intimately. And he was quite looking forwards to the prospect of it as his father's health declined.

    Until his father suddenly removed his status as the heir in favor of his uncle. And then immediately died. It makes the funeral quite the dreary event for Techno, to say the least.

    Luckily, his compatriot, and arguable only friend, King Philza is there to offer him some perspective. And perhaps a path back to power, if in a unconventional and possibly fraud-filled way. If it's necessary to regain his crown, then Techno will say "I do."

    The fake marriage au where Techno schemes his way into power, Phil gets to keep his secret girlfriend, and no one falls in love. Unless you count the love of friendship! And indescribable violence.

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    17 Oct 2025

  2. Rec 15

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    Techno doesn't know what made his father break. The world ending, the dead starting to walk, or maybe his mother dying. All three, probably. But it doesn't really matter, because someone has to handle keeping them all alive. And the only one that can do it now is him.

    Then Techno gets bit. And he still has to be the one to handle it.

    Parentified Technoblade struggles with the weight of the world on his shoulders, a ticking clock, and the inability to ask for help. Will his family finally notice just how much he's dealing with? Or will it be too late...?

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    17 Oct 2025

  3. Rec 10

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    As a witch, Niki has a profound willingness to help people with their magic-related problems. Even people as strange as Techno, who are probably hiding secrets from her.

    For AU-gust prompt: Witchcraft
    For August of Whump prompts: Disgust + Limping + Self-destructive Habits

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    15 Oct 2025

  4. Rec 73

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    From an outsider perspective, Techno has a very empty life.

    He’s twenty-one years old, a broke college student who takes all his classes online, a complete social recluse because he hates people, never willingly leaves his apartment, and has sunk almost five thousand hours of his life into a shitty pay-to-win mobile game nobody except him really cares about called Assault Darkness Myths.

    But that doesn't mean Techno is unhappy. In fact, he's very happy with his life!

    So imagine how pissed off he is when he wakes up in the game's fantasy world stuck inside the body of an eight-year-old orphan.

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    15 Oct 2025

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  5. Rec 2

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    After Emily has risen from the dead she works to regain the teams trust. With Penelope that means an overdue thank you and apology.

    Emily/Penelope friendship

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    13 Oct 2025

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