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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    The fact that he’s still sporting matching nails with his daughter slips Shane’s mind right up until he’s walking into the locker room, and Conner does a literal double-take before whistling at him. “Looking gorg, Cap,” he says with a wink and a grin, then holds up his own hand and wiggles his fingers when Shane proceeds to stare at him uncomprehendingly.

    Shane looks down at the hand he’s got curled around the strap of his duffel, and then pinches the bridge of his nose with his free one. “Fuck.”

    [Or; Shane rarely ever starts fights. He always finishes them, though.]

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Ottawa Centaurs Hockey ✅ @ottawacentaursmhl
    Rounding off the season with our annual Paint the Ice event. See you in September, Centaurs Family! 🏒🐎❄️🎨

    [Over 20 pictures are attached. 1: The whole team out at center ice. Everyone’s wearing their jerseys and smiling widely. 2: Coach Wiebe and former Captain Ilya Rozanov talking by the boards. Coach Wiebe looks fondly exasperated as Rozanov gestures wildly. Rozanov’s back is to the camera, showing that he’s wearing a hoodie with his husband and current Captain Shane Hollander’s name and #24 on the back. 3: Michael Boyle crouched on the ice next to his twins. They seem to be having a very in-depth discussion about the twins’ drawings. 4: Hollander mid-motion as he skates laps with his and Rozanov’s daughter in his arms…]

    ↪ oliver meyer @meyerolls
    can’t wait for next season!!!

    ↪ censgirlie @censgirlie
    That picture of Hollanov making heart eyes at each other?!? My inner child: healed. My skin: cleared. My soul: filled. My spirit: ascended.

    ↪ The Tammy Whammy @rozanova
    uh, anyone else peep barrett’s boyfriend in the back of pic #17 holding A FUCKING BABY

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Cen(s)turion Warrior Princess 🦄🏒 @hohohollanov
    uhm. why is no one talking about this? hello????

    [A series of three pictures. 1: A grainy shot taken from across a street. It shows a heavily pregnant woman and a man with sunglasses and a reverse snapback exiting a fertility clinic. The man’s arm is around the woman’s waist. 2: The same woman and man, the photo taken from much closer. They’re both smiling as they’re looking at something the woman’s holding. 3: The woman and the man are hugging, both clearly happy. The man is kissing the woman’s forehead. It is now obvious that the woman is holding sonogram pictures.]

    ↪The Tammy Whammy @rozanova
    ilya whyyyyy 😭

    ↪ Matt Davies @mattdavies
    Finally. It’s about time he realized he’s better off with a woman. #goodriddance

    ↪ censgirlie @censgirlie
    Okay, but. Are we even sure that’s Ilya Rozanov?

    ↪ Frankie Hockey @hockeyfrankie
    whatever happened to respecting people’s privacy

    ↪ katie @katiemills
    @hockeyfrankie: whatever happened to respecting your wedding vows????

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    04 Jun 2026

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    “I want to speak with my brother.”

    Shane doesn’t give a single shit about what Alexei Rozanov wants, frankly. He crosses his arms over his chest. “Pretty sure your brother doesn’t want to talk to you.”

    Alexei grits his teeth, blowing a frustrated breath out of his nose. “Is, uh, family. Family thing.”

    “Ilya’s my family,” Shane says coolly, raising both brows challengingly, “not yours. Not anymore.”

    Or: Ilya's brother shows back up after more than a decade of silence. A happy family reunion looks very different.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Two years after their wedding, Shane and Ilya decided to expand their family, they just have kept it a secret from everybody in their lives. What could possibly go wrong?

    Or, they have a really big secret they’ve been keeping from everyone, again.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Four times Shane Hollander held a masterclass in spoiling your partner. And the one time Yuna Hollander learns that Shane definitely learned how to love from David.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    "I did. After MLH awards, in June. Oh, I did not tell him about Shane and me. But what he did, it was important. It changed things. For me, at least - maybe for us."

    On the night of the MLH awards, Ilya corners Scott Hunter on a quiet balcony.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Every time your soulmate lies, their words are written on you.

    Shane doesn’t lie often. His soulmate does though.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    In late 2014, celebrity photos start dropping. Ilya deletes his texts, his photos, a video he should never have taken. It isn't soon enough.

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    31 May 2026

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    Shane: All this hiding, and we can’t even be together when it really matters?
    Shane: Fuck that. Fuck all of it. I’m coming to Florida.
    Shane: I choose you. Always.

    Ilya: I love you.

    Shane: I love you, too.
    Shane: Are you going to tell me not to come?

    Ilya: Fuck no.
    Ilya: I need you here. Please hurry.

    Shane: I’ll tell the pilot to fly faster ❤️ I’m paying him enough.
    Shane: Don’t drink too much, because we’re going to have a lot of really emotional sex when I get there, and I can’t have your dick going limp on me.

    Ilya: He would NEVER.

    Shane: ❤️

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    Troy: Holy shit.
    Troy: HOLY SHIT.
    Troy: Shane Hollander is naked in your bed.
    Troy: Shane Hollander is NAKED in your bed.

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    28 May 2026

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    "Did any of you think for a single moment about the fact that Ilya is from fucking Russia?”

    The room was silent.

    “Huh? No? That’s weird. What, Wilson, you are telling me you wouldn’t share a secret that would endanger Roby’s life? How weird.”

    Shane looked around the room, staring each and every player in the eye. He was done being afraid; he was done being ashamed. They should be the ones cowering their gaze, not him."

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    Homophobia, Russia, fear, and everything in between.

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    28 May 2026

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    Shane wants to figure out if he's gay before he gets drafted—and no, the way he felt when Ilya Rozanov smirked at him with a cigarette between his lips in Saskatchewan has nothing to do with it. Unfortunately, the random guy he hooks up with to try and make sure one way or another takes a picture, and Shane gets outed before the draft. In the ensuing scandal, he goes seventh overall, to Ottawa.

    It turns out, having the worst thing you can think of happen to you when you're seventeen years old can end up being pretty liberating. And land you an unexpected best friend.

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    27 May 2026

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    January 15, 2017
    For immediate release.
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    The Montréal Metros are devastated to announce the unexpected and tragic passing of our beloved captain, Shane Hollander, at the age of 25.

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    or, a canon-divergent au in which shane and rose never met, in epistolary format.

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    27 May 2026

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    Three years into playing together at Ottawa, Shane and Ilya are invited to take part in a video for buzzfeed all designed around debunking the biggest theories surrounding them, their relationship and promising not to hold anything back. It's safe to say the hockey world will not be the same again.

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    SH: Hello, I’m Shane Hollander, the greatest hockey player of all time. 
    IR: And I’m Ilya Rozanov, the actual best player of all time. 
    SH: 5 cups to your 3.
    IR: 800 goals to your 750.
    SH: I could go into assists but we need to finish the intro so hello everyone!
    SH: We’re here with Buzzfeed who have given us conspiracy theories to look at.
    IR: We’re going to prove them all wrong. 

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    27 May 2026

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    “It’s not something we’ve discussed too much,” Shane admits reluctantly. “I mean, I think we talked about it once or twice, after being around Hayden’s kids. But…I was afraid…I don’t know if you want…” His sentence falters and he presses a hand to his stomach, inhaling slowly like he’s trying to soothe more nausea.

    It takes Ilya’s brain a few moments to process, to catch up, to piece together this half-filled puzzle Shane’s laying out for him.

    “We talked about having babies,” Ilya supplies, arching an eyebrow, “are you trying to say we are…having a baby?”

    Shane sucks in another slow, controlled breath. “Um, yeah. That’s what I’m trying to say.”

    “You are pregnant?”

    Wincing, the shorter man nods. “Mhm.”

     

    -or, vignettes of shane's unexpected pregnancy-

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    26 May 2026

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    [An image of this year’s NHL East All-Star team, including Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander, Wyatt Hayes, Troy Barrett, Carter Vaughn, and Scott Hunter, all smiling after winning this year’s NHL All-Star Game in Las Vegas]

     

    @NHLInsider There’s rumor going around that Page Six has evidence from last weekend’s All-Star Game that two NHL players are romantically linked. Checking my sources to see what I can find out. Will update later. This could have huge implications if true. 

     

    Posted on February 12 2:30 pm

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    @ssmith20 wut?

    @rozanoff no way fuck boy rozanov is involved in this. my money’s on barrett and hollander.

    @luverofhockey holy shit. if this is true, it’s going to be insane

    @hattrickzzzz @luverofhockey would it really be all that surprising? Hockey is one of the most homoerotic sports in existence. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if they had whole team orgies after every game.

    @shanehollanderswife there’s no way that reddit post about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov being a couple is correct, right? ….right? 

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    25 May 2026

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    In which Shane Hollander acquires a baby and Ilya Rozanov loses his fucking mind.

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    25 May 2026

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    After the tuna melt meltdown, Shane meets Rose Landry, has several deeply inconvenient revelations, and decides to do the only sensible thing: win Ilya back with sincerity, logistics, and a frankly alarming amount of emotional effort.

    Ilya, meanwhile, mistakes every tender gesture for the kind prelude to an inevitable goodbye.

    Or: Shane is living in a romcom. Ilya is living in a Russian tragedy.

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    25 May 2026

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    After the Tuna Meltdown, his good friend Rose Landry introduces Shane to Chappell Roan. Shane is then recorded crashing out while singing Casual and Ilya reacts to watching the video.

    The real-world timeline for this makes zero sense, but we are just going to all pretend that Chappell released this song like a decade early, okay? okay.

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    25 May 2026

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