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Mark Scout doesn’t get sick. Almost thirty years of teaching and never once has he succumbed to the infamous freshmen flu.
Until… he does.
Instead of admitting defeat and cancelling his classes, he loads up on a trippy concoction of cold medicines and attempts to brave the storm. It doesn’t go well. Luckily, he has a village who are willing to forcibly take care of him: a wacky neighbor, a best friend, and his CEO girlfriend.
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Helena opened her door to Mark S. But it’s Mark Scout who wakes up in her bed.
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Refeeding Syndrome: A set of severe physical complications that result when a malnourished person is reintroduced to food too quickly.
Helena has long been starved of emotional intimacy. As an Eagan, a child of Kier and Industry, she has learned to push down her trivial desires and ignore the gnawing hunger. But when she’s spoon fed a decedent meal of rich care and mouthwatering affection by Mark S, a creeping sickness settles over her.
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A Helena character study via a few ORTBO missing scenes
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Looking for a break from corporate monotony?
Board the maiden voyage of the S.S. Helena, Lumon’s premier luxury space cruise! Join future CEO Helena Eagan for a three week exploration of our solar system where you’ll discover endless entertainment, ultimate luxuries, and an array of activities provided by our first class Severed staff. Don’t miss your chance to dance among the stars, book your cruise today!
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When disillusioned heiress Helena Eagan and restless severed employee Mark S. meet on a Lumon space cruise, the trajectories of both their lives are forever changed.
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Helly runs away from a restrictive life to join a low budget sideshow.
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Helena has never not known snow. Kier is covered in the stuff in the winter, the cold and dark stretching for months on end. Being surrounded by all the snow in the forest should fill her with a sense of wonder, but she simply can’t feel it. When she thinks of snow, she thinks of dangerous roads and grey slush and black ice. Cold and death.
Mark doesn’t though. Or at least, not this version of Mark.
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On the way to Woe's Hallow, Helena gets to know Mark a little bit better.
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24 Dec 2025
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you've got more troubles than minutes in the year by ichabodcranemills
Fandoms: Severance (TV)
24 Oct 2025
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“Our innies got themselves pregnant,” Helena says, as if letting Devon know it’ll snow later today. “They let us out so we can get an abortion.”
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The abortion road trip fic we've all been waiting for.
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15 Dec 2025
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Blowjobs as a thinly veiled Helena Eagan character study.
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MarkHelly Kinktober 2025 - Day Six: Blowjobs
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13 Oct 2025
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Sophomore year, 2002. Stewy is playing for the Harvard Crimson, arousing tensions between himself and Kendall.
Rugby, jealousy, and the origin story of "Fucking Paul."
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13 Sep 2025
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Mark doesn’t hate his job, not really. It’s more of a comfortable apathy. The hours are shitty and the pay even more so, but it involves absolutely zero responsibility.
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The Severance/Party Down AU that nobody asked for.
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30 Aug 2025